Taking time off from having gross lesbian sex with Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan threw her hat into the political spectrum today by using her MySpace blog to tackle the pervasive topic of Bristol Palin’s pregnancy. I guess even Lindsay Lohan needs site traffic too. Then again, she could just buy a webcam. Just sayin’:
I’ve been watching the news all morning, like everyone else – and i keep hearing about the issues related to ‘teen pregnancy’- It’s all related to Sarah Palin and her 17 year old unmarried pregnant daughter. Well, I think the real problem comes from the fact that we are taking the focus off of getting to know Sarah Palin and her political views, and what she can do to make our country a less destructive place. Its distracting from the real issues, the real everyday problems that this country experiences.
I am concerned with the fact that Sarah Palin brought the attention to her daughter’s pregnancy, rather than all world issues and what she believes she could possibly do to change them-if elected. I get Sarah Palin’s views against abortion, but i would much prefer to hear more about what she can do for our country rather than how her daughter is going to have a child no matter what…..
On another note-the last note- i heard a woman say on TODAY on NBC that teens are feeling as if they have to grow up faster. Really? Because, i think that girls that are CHOOSING to be sexually active and are making a conscious decision to grow up faster….. I think that parents need to recognize how important it is to talk to their children about the things that can result from being sexually active if they aren’t protecting themselves (birth control, condoms, etc.)
So-those are my thoughts for the day. Enjoy the music :) xoxo
Say what you will, but if there’s anyone who knows how to have tons of sex and not get pregnant, it’s Lindsay Lohan. Of course her secret was snorting all the coke in L.A. thus turning her ovary into a dried prune by 19, but the fact of the matter is, hey, no babies.
Sportsdvl | September 2, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Is anyone else shocked (and perhaps frightened) that the Lohan is paying attention to politics and might actually vote???
FRIST!!! | September 2, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Frightened, exactly..
FRIST!!! | September 2, 2008 at 5:45 pm
I wouldn’t let this girl choose the toppings on my pizza, no WAY I want her choosing my next president..
First | September 2, 2008 at 5:46 pm
The whoreness of LiLo Firecrotch (which she probably should) aside, she does make an interesting point…. Is a potential VP’s daughter being pregnant so damn important? We should focus on more important issues, like whether or not we can end the national debt by placing webcams in the bedrooms of the White House and charge a fee to see the VP getting nasty!
Vice-Presidential pr0n anyone?
Sam | September 2, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Can you say hypocritical bitch.
Matthew | September 2, 2008 at 5:51 pm
Just like Dina Lohan, Sarah Palin sees her kids as pawns. A decent, morally fit mom would never have offered her 17-year-old daughter up to the media vultures during a time of extreme vulnerability. An ambitious ice-bitch, on the other hand? Well, sure…”Let’s get it all out and move on…with my personal agenda. Oh and by the way, honey, here, you take the tard until I get back…”
Bristol's baby daddy.... FUCK YOU HO-HAN | September 2, 2008 at 5:57 pm
lindsay, fuck you, you stupid ugly worthless BITCH…. you of all people trying to give ANYONE any kind of advice… you whore who at the age of 16 is humping every living thing around…. you’ve fucked every living thing with a penis and have all STD’s known to man, and now you’ve resorted to munching on a crack-heads carpet…. God smite you and that fucing computer you used to write your little blog…. you and the paris hiltons, britney spears and her sister, nicole richie and kim karewrwegio, are ALL the fucking problems with America…. sarah palin’s daughter was most likely looking up to you while you’re humping everything and thought it was cool, and now you dare have the audacity to open your mouth…. your grandfather just died and you’re blogging….. may you die a horrible death you worthless ugly hearted ginger baby bitch…. I’M TAKING THIS RANT ONTO YOUR PAGE ON MYSPACE YOU DUMB WHORE
Yea - blah blah | September 2, 2008 at 5:57 pm
When or why does Hollywood actually think and or act like they care? They have little bearing on the world anyways so its another tactic of some talking head to gather sheep to the slaughter.
Oh yea and,,
http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=605baf7cbd468c2dc9165e8320475861
I just want to see where that goes..
the real deal | September 2, 2008 at 5:57 pm
like this snatch has any room to talk i mean she fuckes every guy in hollywood so now she is working on all the women in hollywood. i am sure she has some kinda thing crawling up in there that keep her from having a baby. THANK FUCKING GOD!!! imagine what that beast would look like.
a reader | September 2, 2008 at 6:00 pm
is it the pic or her boobs look weird?
Eat Dick #7 | September 2, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Good for LL. She should have David Brooks’ job over at the NYT.
Dancer | September 2, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Oh she is so gross.
What is with the loose wifebeater-type tanks that leave most of her breasts exposed? Blahhhh…
drooling right wing retard | September 2, 2008 at 6:09 pm
No, Lindsay, you missed the whole point – the only thing we SHOULD be talking about is how Sarah Palin’s teen daughter took advantage of her mom’s total absorption in her own career and went out and fucked a redneck degenerate and is keeping the baby. It’s a triumph of real purity in the only fight that matters to this country: overturning Roe v Wade.
Wendy | September 2, 2008 at 6:11 pm
I just heard that term “hockey mom” today in the RNC coverage. So apparently it means you’re a mom who lets any guy “puck the hell” out of your daughter. Wonderful. Thank God the Republicans are saving our country.
Dancer | September 2, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Oh she is so gross.
What is with the loose wifebeater-type tanks that leave most of her breasts exposed? Blahhhh..
tyrone tha nigga | September 2, 2008 at 6:15 pm
women are CHOOSING to be whores, women are CHOOSING to accept tha big black cock
Dick Cheney | September 2, 2008 at 6:16 pm
Lindsay please. You have no say in the matter. You’re a lesbian and you’re going to hell. Unwed teen mothers go to heaven. Well, not the black ones.
herbiefrog | September 2, 2008 at 6:20 pm
ok… it wasn’t quite like that
we were just suggesting that…
commenting on such a corrupt [complex] subject
as poitics
would
require you to turn off the empathy
you cant change it
only dispose of it
[what?]
jt | September 2, 2008 at 6:21 pm
her boobs look awesome here
Ted from LA | September 2, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Does anyone know if Lindsay completed elementary school? The depth of her intellect is amusing.
Lucy | September 2, 2008 at 6:25 pm
“girls that are CHOOSING to be sexually active”
OMFG! i don’t envy teenagers in the slightest what with the immense pressures they are under at school to perform to meet the stats of acceptability let alone trying to be liked by boys and having keep up with fashion that changes every five mins, to be pointed and laughed at for being “sooOOoo yesterday”, talk about fashism! lol! Girls are “choosing” to become sexually active at an earlier age, they are being pushed and forced into womanhood before many of them are emotionally and even physically ready cuz they wanna be like their slutty heroines on telly. Then there’s retards like her just to add a little more guilt to the emotional baggage these girls are having to carry. Dumbass cow! Maybe she should tuck her titties away (don’t kill me boy-geeks) and use the position she is in to be a better role model.
Vote Democrat so we can fix this mess created by G.W. Bush. | September 2, 2008 at 6:39 pm
It has been tradition for the Republicans to put down Democrats for morality flaws like Clinton getting hit on by Monica until he finally gave her what she wanted (I read the Star Report) but Demcrats are open minded people and do not treat the Republicans harshly on morality but on their bad policies. It is the media that is making a big issue and not the Democrats. Remember when Gingrat tried to impeach Clinton while he was having an affair. Vote Democrat so we can fix this mess created by G.W. Bush.
wanks | September 2, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Didn’t she get a DUI or DWI? Isn’t drinking and driving destructive?
Danklin24 | September 2, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Dammit, and i was just starting to like this chick too. Right up until she said she thinks that Sarah Palin can make this country LESS destructive. Oh poor naive little Linsay, Sarah Palin will fuck our country worse than it is now if old man Mccain kicks the bucket which is undoubtedly will during his pregnancy. But please, go in thinking Sarah Palin will be good for the country seeing as how it wont effect you with all your money and no family members overseas.
Danklin24 | September 2, 2008 at 6:54 pm
haha i mean presidency. what was i thinking? oh yeah, Palin has a 17 year old pregnant daughter. Fucktard.
boo | September 2, 2008 at 7:05 pm
Lucy @21, I agree with you.
herbiefrog | September 2, 2008 at 7:10 pm
we have no idea who you are talking about…
…she is related to someone ?
…she can get publicity
…she is pregnant
…and she’s not over 21
…and she’s not married
…and does she already have a genuine 100% source of income ?
and why are we still talking ?
and why arent we saying bye : ) [waves]
we were never here
…just passed thru
Walter | September 2, 2008 at 7:16 pm
I agree with LiLo.
THE REAL BARELY | September 2, 2008 at 7:30 pm
I wish this worthless bitch would stick to munching Sam Ron’s rug and leave any discussion of world or current events to those of us who actually still have functioning brain cells and haven’t had a littany of drug related issues and a slew of penises in every orifice. Fuck you, you worthless piece of shit bitch.
Did I also happen to mention that you should use your blog to bash your worthless piece of shit father who I sincerely hope lands back in prison with a black penis shoved in his mouth so far it comes out his ass…or vice versa – either way that’s all that worthless piece of crap is good for as well…
JK Livin’
Peace and out!
dave | September 2, 2008 at 8:18 pm
needs more cleavage/10
irekh | September 2, 2008 at 8:29 pm
she is cute. I just found her on club….LovingR ich…com. Seems she needs rich friends?
KG | September 2, 2008 at 8:40 pm
I’ll bet a million bucks that this posting was rewritten by someone other than Lindsay. No way that girl is able to put together a paragraph like that. It’s not that the writing is amazing–it’s that the writing isn’t amazingly bad.
dude_on | September 2, 2008 at 8:42 pm
I think we can deep-six the idea that LiLo is suddenly going to make great role model material. What I would like for her to blog about are the things that make her interesting. How about a top 10 list of things she likes to do with butch vaginae? Does her skinny bullfriend keep the hat on for all occasions? Does she miss the rod or is that now and forever yucky?
Let’s keep it real… LiLo is a skank. Expectations that she is going to give a bleepin’ eff about living her life for others to follow is about as likely as her tuff girl growing a package.
James | September 2, 2008 at 8:57 pm
She’s voting for Obama regardless. Just like every other empty headed celebrity.
Roop | September 2, 2008 at 9:46 pm
she’s going after Palin but doesn’t exactly seem to know why. Palin didn’t bring need to up the fact that her daughter was pregnant. It would have been leaked, so she was being honest. She was being a good parent and protecting her daughter, Something Lohan undoubtedly knows nothing about.Palin’s being ridiculed by the democrats, the so called “progressive party” the party that’s supposed to be so pro-woman and all this other shit that’s just lip service when it comes down to it. Just look at how the media, who were so pro-Hillary pro-female movement have shown their true colors when Palin was announced.
Wendy | September 2, 2008 at 10:38 pm
“She was being a good parent and protecting her daughter,”
Nope. If she was doing that, she would have said no to McCain and protected her daughter from the insane national scrutiny that’s going on right now – and that Palin knew perfectly well was going to happen as soon as she said yes to being VP on the presidential Republican ticket. Palin doesn’t have a maternal bone in her body – as her youngest will realize eventually, poor kid.
OLD YELLER | September 2, 2008 at 11:19 pm
GUESS WHAT YOU STUPID HEAD IN YOUR ASS CONSERVATIVE REPUBS? ABSTINENCE DOESN’T WORK. AND WHEN YOUR SLUT DAUGHTER DOES END UP PREGNANT, YOU CAN’T WIPE IT UNDER THE RUG AND SAY, “OH, I’M PRO LIFE, YOU KNOW.” FACT IS, YOUR KID GOT FUCKED AND IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT FOR HIDING YOUR HEAD IN THE SAND AND THINKING THAT IT WOULDN’T HAPPEN TO YOUR NICE LITTLE NEOCON FAMILY. ASSHOLE HYPOCRITES.
rough daddy | September 2, 2008 at 11:31 pm
Since when this tongue twister was sound minded to comment on the state of politics…
joho777 | September 3, 2008 at 12:45 am
I see that Lindsay has taken her new implants out for the paparazzi camera’s again.
Does anyone remember the last time Lindsay tried to write something? It was her “tribute” to Robert Altman last Spring?
It was almost incoherent. Serious mis-spellings, awkward wording and incomplete sentences, and it didn’t make any sense. And she intended for it to be published and distributed. So you would assume she checked it over before releasing it.
She quit high school in the middle of her sophomore year, and hadn’t been paying attention prior to that. So she is almost illiterate.
This blog that she had copied from somewhere definitely wasn’t written by her.
Stomp | September 3, 2008 at 1:05 am
Lindsays cool cause shes wearin aviators just like the Stomp. Been wearin em since the 70s. Been partial to blueblockers since the 80s anyway Lindsay you fukn rock!
Bob | September 3, 2008 at 8:25 am
First that blog concerning her father and now this?
Two rational, semi-intelligent blogs in a week? When did HoHan become rational and intelligent.
OMG, is that the sky falling?!
gerard Vandenberg | September 3, 2008 at 8:42 am
YOU ALL AMERICANS STILL DON’T GET IT, do ya?
I will explaine this one more time:
THIS LILO IS AN “ARTIST” AND SO WANTS HER NAME AND PERSONALITY AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE TO “STAR” THE MAGAZINES AND SCREEN.
SO A PERSON HAS TO COME UP OFTENWITH “NEW” SECRETS:
ONE DAY SHE FUCKS FAGGOTS, THE OTHER DAY HETERO-SEXUALS.
TODAY ARE THE LESBIANS HOT………………………..SO LET’S GO LESBIAN.
It’s almost the same story with mummy, daddy and now sissy-girl-ali and maybe the rest of the FAMILY, who knows?
lilo stands for: LI-AR who also is a LO-SER!!
Silvermill | September 3, 2008 at 9:35 am
Hey kids….sometimes, it’s more important to listen to the message, not the messenger. Read the words and tell me you disagree.
Sport | September 3, 2008 at 10:07 am
OLD YELLER, stop fucking screaming.
You should be blogging on CNN you tool. Good thing 8 year olds cant vote – now turn off the caps lock and run along to school.
Nique | September 3, 2008 at 10:32 am
http://www.ihateyoujulia.com/?id=9bd3945ad132b8b3314d5e76cb276991
Adults only
Diane | September 3, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Dear Lindsay,
Shut up and stick to topics you know something about.
Thanks.
Bob | September 3, 2008 at 3:19 pm
This coming from a coke whore who anonymously fucks guys (and girls) in public bathrooms? Sounds like bitch has some mommy issues. Wonder why?
saltpeanuts | September 3, 2008 at 7:38 pm
Hello Dumbass! Palin only brought attention to her daughter’s pregnancy because some idiot liberal conspiracy theorists were proclaiming that Sarah Palin’s daughter was actually her daughter’s daughter. Now go eat some sweet and sour taco and shut the fuck up.
nancy reagan | September 3, 2008 at 11:45 pm
she ‘gets’ palin’s views on abortion? even the fact that she’s against abortion in the cases of incest and rape? i guess maybe the palin family’s firsthand experience with cocaine trafficking might have swayed lindsay’s views.
herbiefrog | September 5, 2008 at 6:36 pm
this could [be] fun…
like those blind items things
[truth] but “allegedly” : )
…or
[rumour 9hey babe : )9 [what? just saying hello
...who ?
...never mention[ed] her
or complete untruths…
[oh wait…
[that’s what we already have
[is it helpful?
would we post otherwise… ?
hey to everyone’s people : )
[ok it’s good to go… reread