Lindsay Lohan plays with knives

June 4th, 2007 // 151 Comments

claims these photos were taken four months ago at a party right after Lindsay Lohan was released from rehab the first time. The photos show Lindsay holding a knife to a friend’s throat, as well as putting it in her mouth and running it down her breast. They’re pretty interesting, I guess, but nowhere near as shocking as the paper would have you believe. Although nobody in their right mind should let Lindsay Lohan near them with a knife. She drove her car up onto a curb and can barely walk in a straight line. She has the motor skills of a toddler. And she’s so stupid she’d probably stab you anyway, laughing the whole time while yelling, “I’m pranking you! I’m pranking you so good!”

NOTE: Turns out the super hot friend is Vanessa Minnillo.

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  1. lilo do the deed

    Lindsay this time you would of done the public a service by slitting this sluts neck.
    You know hollywood stars get away with murder anyways. You could claim you were temporarily insane or coked up…

    You would be doing the american public a great service, by knocking this skank off.

    The men of hollywood would be free of one less slut!!

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