Lindsay Lohan plays with knives

June 4th, 2007 // 151 Comments

claims these photos were taken four months ago at a party right after Lindsay Lohan was released from rehab the first time. The photos show Lindsay holding a knife to a friend’s throat, as well as putting it in her mouth and running it down her breast. They’re pretty interesting, I guess, but nowhere near as shocking as the paper would have you believe. Although nobody in their right mind should let Lindsay Lohan near them with a knife. She drove her car up onto a curb and can barely walk in a straight line. She has the motor skills of a toddler. And she’s so stupid she’d probably stab you anyway, laughing the whole time while yelling, “I’m pranking you! I’m pranking you so good!”

NOTE: Turns out the super hot friend is Vanessa Minnillo.

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  1. Hil

    Just a note, Lindsay is wearing a 30STM bracelet in the black top pics (thats Jared Letos band)

  2. herez whatz really going on:

    lindzay iz telling the bitch
    that she is going to put icing
    on her titz and hotcrotch and
    if she don’t
    get down there and lick it off,
    she’ll cut her throat…
    pic solved…

  3. Doomhammer

    So Lindsey likes the pussy. OK, Im starting to like her a little more.

  4. Does anyone notice the ridiculous amount of alcohol in the background of the 4th picture (the one with the knife in her mouth)…along with the beer cans and wine glasses. I am sure they are all filled with water though. Water and juice. Yep…rehab did wonders for her.

  5. I agree with 48 how do we know vanessa does not behave the same their are no paps to observe it. How many people have not done a stupid pose with a knife. Plus people always bitch about how stars know are gross and ones in past were classy Clark Gable was married 5 ti mes cheatetd on one wife got star pregnant she went to europe gave birth said she adopted child and had her ears surgically changed at 7. MArilyn Monroe died of what I rest my case.

  6. titsonsnack

    I don’t get what the big deal is. These look like typical teenager-y lameass pictures every teenager in the world takes. Only, you know, Lindsay’s not a teenager anymore. Zing. Oh I am priceless. That’s why they pay me the big bucks to comment here.

  7. redsonja1313

    I could never quite figure out why I just didn’t like Vanessa, well besides being stupid and dating a fench post. Now I know she is friends with The dumbest women on the planet!!

  8. redsonja1313

    I could never quite figure out why I just didn’t like Vanessa, well besides being stupid and dating a fence post. Now I know she is friends with The dumbest women on the planet!!

  9. Chauncey Gardner

    It’s all over. Lindsay Lohan is beyond saving. Finished. As good as dead. And I couldn’t be more entertained by the whole tragicomic freakshow.

  10. Giomon_Rocks

    Uhhhhhhh….what the fuck? So does this mean that Vanessa Minillo is a coke whore too? Man, Lindsay looks fuuuucckkkked up.

  11. NicotineEyePatch

    Let’s just pretend everyone on this site has gotten wasted and posed with knives for photos at one time or another. And driven drunk.
    Wait, who are we talking about again?

  12. mary jane

    LOL

  13. ImAnApeMan

    The chick with her is totally hot. Where are the pics and vids of them getting it on?

  14. LostInSpace

    Okay people. These pictures are fake. Seriously. Not standing up for LL, but that’s not her. It’s a face that’s been pasted on … look at that body … she’s not that skinny or small around the waist. The nose is messed up and the head’s been pasted on, if you look at the neck. Go to PerezHilton and look for this post a few posts back, and go to the comments – these pictures are fake.

  15. LostInSpace

    And honestly, look at the last picture. Look around her head. The background has been like, cut out in paint or something. Jesus Christ.

  16. KatieKates

    I hate Lindsay, and yet that all looks pretty hot.

  17. Josh

    These photos are bogus. Check out the drop shadows.

  18. Yourfairytale

    #34 – Or maybe, her friend is JUST THAT SMART.

    Lindsay needs to stop trying to be tough. She’s so weak.

  19. uh yeah can everyone say:Vanessa Minnillo and Lindsay Lohan are stoned. Whoo whoo surprises keep coming…uh yea….

  20. what an odd pic! this girl really has problems..

  21. Amber

    @51 Gah, I didn’t even notice the echelon bracelet until you pointed it out. She seems to wear it quite a bit.

  22. Vi

    “Those pictures actually make me kind of horny. Is that bad?”

    Ummm…well…yeah, actually.

    :)

  23. Vi

    And I don’t think those are Photoshopped. That’s not drop shadow, that’s an over-obnoxious flash, too close to the subject.

    I’ve been a drunk teenaged girl…and I didn’t pose with knives, or booze in the picture. And that was even back in the dark ages BEFORE the internet handled pictures well. If this is “normal”…we’re fucked.

  24. sunkissed

    UGH!! Im still trying to figure out why anyone would sleep with that thing.!!!

  25. Wanky

    Whoever wrote this is pretty fucking stupid…that is NOT Vanessa Minnillo!!

  26. Rachel

    I bet that the white stuff on the knive is coke, not cake…filthy pirate hooker.

  27. PrettyBaby

    Okay— I have been to numerous parties, indulged in numerous “things”. BUT I have never had a bitch hold a knife to me throat. Especially one that is clearly coked out of her mind. And if they did, they had better cut me with it, cuz I would break an arm over that.

    Any of you that think that Vanessa Minillo is not a cute little darling are out of your fucking minds. In these pics she looks like the Easter Bunny standing next to Sasquatch.

  28. PrettyBaby

    me throat- arrrgh pirate wench is what I be

  29. PrettyBaby

    #76- yeah I’m with you girl, that’s some definite residue there.

  30. Cathy

    First of all…the “friend” that she is with is DEFINITELY Vanessa Minillo….
    When are they going to mention that???!!!

  31. Darth Hater

    Other than her stomach looking like an old leather bag, she doesn’t look bad, or maybe the hotness of the other chick just transfers to her a little bit.

  32. Dont lie, you think these pics are hott. Even if your not Lindsay’s biggest fan, you wish you were this photogenic. But this is coming from a chick who likes Paris Hilton and Kate Moss.

  33. El J

    If you find close-up pictures of her left hand, she has a mole between her thumb and index finger. This was noticeable when she forgot her panties in September of last year(http://www.efuck.co.uk/lindsay_lohan_picture/lindsay_lohan_upskirt.jpg) and again, albeit harder to see, when she had that series of pics taken showing down her shirt (http://www.chickenmcnugget.com/pics/lindsay_lohan_hbsedit_001.jpg). These moles can be seen in pictures 1,2 and 5 of the knife series. Either 1) whoever faked it was very detailed, 2) crazyass coincidence or 3) they’re real.

  34. Gah. Thank you so much for telling me that was VM. I thought it was.

  35. frostieboxxx

    daaaaaamn those pics are hot. i didn’t know that vanessa minillo digs girls. this perv has to go take a long cold shower now k bai.

  36. Amanda

    I wonder if Nick took the pictures…..:-)

  37. Jenn

    Omg. lOOk at her pupils…definetly not cake on that knife.

  38. H.A.L.9000

    im guessin ketamine

  39. Lauren

    WHAT THE FUUUUCK??? Ew i used to actually like Vannessa Minnillo.I definitely despise her now. Who the fuck hangs out with cool 20 year old Lindsay Lohan who thinks she’s so hot and plays with knives? YOU’RE COOL.

  40. Lauren

    WHAT THE FUUUUCK??? Ew i used to actually like Vannessa Minnillo.I definitely despise her now. Who the fuck hangs out with cool 20 year old Lindsay Lohan who thinks she’s so hot and plays with knives? YOU’RE COOL.

  41. macncheez

    People – we’re not in “The Parent Trap” anymore!

  42. hahah

    that girl is so hopped up on drugs i wouldnt ever let her hold a knife that close to my throat

  43. linlotrash

    what fucking morons

    “hee hee i will pretend i’m slashing your throat, so funny”

    what scumbags

  44. emily

    god, I HATE LL, I hate Britney too I HATE every stupid pop-tard princess out there. Fucking philistine ingrates.

  45. GG1000

    OK, so it’s a cake knife and the sharp edge is away from her throat, but has anyone noticed she’s in mortal danger from that cigarette? Hair products are flammable – they could go Hindenburg any second.

  46. The Preacher

    What a terrible excuse for a skank-ass-ho-mark-bitch!

    The knife shoulda just went in… to her firecrotch.

  47. maybe we’ll get lucky while
    shez in rehab and she’ll OD
    on methodone…I’m sure she
    getz mazzive amountz of that
    shit..funny how they call it
    rehab..when they have the bezt
    drugz…………………..

  48. panama underground

    i can’t believe everyone pays so much attention to celebrities’ personal lives. Okay, so these photos are a little random, maybe a little strange… but i’m sure the girls were just having some fun that night. leave them alone!!

  49. OMG

    OMG!! Lindsay is high on cocaine and she’s holding a knife to her BFF’s throat isn’t that a bit drastic. Not to mention Slutty.

  50. OMG

    OMG!! Lindsay is high on cocaine and she’s holding a knife to her BFF’s throat isn’t that a bit drastic. Not to mention Slutty.

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