Lindsay Lohan plays with knives

June 4th, 2007 // 151 Comments

claims these photos were taken four months ago at a party right after Lindsay Lohan was released from rehab the first time. The photos show Lindsay holding a knife to a friend’s throat, as well as putting it in her mouth and running it down her breast. They’re pretty interesting, I guess, but nowhere near as shocking as the paper would have you believe. Although nobody in their right mind should let Lindsay Lohan near them with a knife. She drove her car up onto a curb and can barely walk in a straight line. She has the motor skills of a toddler. And she’s so stupid she’d probably stab you anyway, laughing the whole time while yelling, “I’m pranking you! I’m pranking you so good!”

NOTE: Turns out the super hot friend is Vanessa Minnillo.

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  1. The Kranus


  2. Frist? No? Not funny? No?

  3. jenster

    thanks Linds, we liked it better the 1st time we saw little goth knife pics…..with Angelina Jolie….and what “friends” of hers are releasing these pictures?
    oh and FRIST?

  4. Laura

    ahh darn, second

  5. She’ll cut a bitch.

  6. bitingontinfoil

    Isn’t that whats-her-face?…Nick Lachey’s current mattress in the pic’s with her? Sure looks like it!

  7. does anyone else think that other girl looks like vanessa manillo??

  8. thats wat i was thinking.

    but enough of this, who’s still laughin at the previous post?

  9. Hugh G. Rection

    That chick with her is hot

  10. absolutmofo


  11. Blighter

    Her friend is crazy hot.

  12. Shawna

    That would be Vanessa Milano Nick’s woman every site that I have gone on has said nothing to that effect or it is one hell of a look a like

  13. I’d like to tie Lindsay, Avril and a rabid wolverine together at the ankles then spray them all with Coyote urine.

    I don’t even know what the fuck that means.

  14. ok she’s looking dirty AND hot here. you gotta admit it!

  15. Stacie

    she’s a fucking retard

  16. kween

    Hey! That’s an insult to toddlers! I resent that! My 19 month old son can not only walk in a straight line, he can walk backwards, on his tippy toes, and jump. He also dances and has rhythm. The only thing that they have in common is that The Kid loves to run around and kiss random inanimate objects.

  17. Those pictures actually make me kind of horny. Is that bad?

  18. Ronald McDonald

    Does anyone notice that the knife in the first two pictures is held backwards. i.e. the dull side is towards Sugar tit’s throat.

  19. Amber

    I have to question the authenticity of these photos, the last one looks ridiculous. It is as if cut it out of a magazine and tried to fix it in photoshop and it went horribly wrong.

  20. Normal people do this. All the time.

  21. Great detective work, Zuzu!

    Oh Lindsay… Y U SO FIERCE???

  22. imran karim

    mannn minnillo???

    imran karim

  23. Jimbo ?

    It just looks like some good hot lesbo action. Where are the rest ot the pictures?

  24. lambman

    Am I the only one who thinks that looks exactly like one of those knives you use to cut cake? They’re not exactly the sharpest tools in the box, then again neither is Lindsay.

  25. dowork

    I question the authenticity, too, as I refuse to believe Lohan or her friends own books.

  26. MichelleK

    x17online claims these pictures are from last summer. Which makes sense as I thought her hair and skin haven’t been that color for a while.

    Not that it makes these pictures any less crazy.

    AND EW/WTF at Vanessa Minillo. What was she thinking hanging out with Lilo, and with knives, no less!??!

  27. .
    OH PLEASE!! I can’t be the only person that finds it suspicious that these pics are coming out now. I swear, Lindsay is so desperate for publicity, that she is probably terrified the gossip columns will stop writing about her while she’s in rehab. I think she has gotten her friends to strategically release stupid pics like this every week or so while she’s away, just watch the new set of “Shocking Photos” will be out in a few days.

    What a loser.

  28. Vanessa is holding a global knife in pics 1, 2, and 4. She could of easily given LiLo a mastectomy. Still, LiLo looks hot and I am sad that the pictures didn’t continue past what the first 4 seemed to promise.

  29. oops, didn’t see it was also in #3.

  30. dbag111’s a butter knife. she cant hurt a fly with that thing.

  31. pirhan

    Big deal. The knife Linday is holding has the blade outwards. Her friend, however, isn’t that smart.

  32. i’ll never let this bitch near my penis again. actually, i never did.

  33. “No, Lindsay, I said cuNt!”

  34. NicotineEyePatch

    The wretched stench of modesty, dignity and class she must exude, it’s just overwhelming to imagine.

  35. Jacqueline Hyde

    Yeah, super scared of a cake knife. With the blade out. They’re just goofy pictures.

  36. Hollywood Agent

    What now, Lindsay is into some weird kind of S and M.

    Being a perv might just save her career.

    Great PR points for her!!

  37. djthecat

    Minillo looks like she is trying to cut LiLo’s nip off. And am I seeing things, or does LiLo have a lazy eye?

  38. lawboyut

    Nick Lachey has to be thrilled these pics are coming out now of his lover Manillo. Makes the Jessimp shopping pics look not so bad. If my gf hung out the Lilo, and with knives no less, I’d seriously worry. As in, hope I didn’t get my manhood Manilloed.

  39. The Superfish guy is on coke

    Perfect example of a non-story. Her friend is hot though.

  40. kate

    Vanessa Minnillo is so hot! I’d definitely do some lesbian action with her! Nick’s so lucky! grr!

  41. I’m completely bored to tears by this … or maybe the tears were a result of realizing the reality of my life … let’s chalk it up to Lindsay and move on …

  42. techclerk

    I can not possible hate this cunt any more than I do now. She just pushed Hillary Clinton off the top of my shit list.

  43. Jimbo ?

    Bern – nice DMBS – I would take her home to meet mom. But then again, I thought the girl with the tatooed face was hot

  44. ThatIsGay


    to hell with anyone who says otherwise

  45. Katherine Humperherdink

    Dude leave the chic alone. She’s just trying to chill with her friends like we all do and if it weren’t for all the papo following her she probably would’ve gotten away with crashing her car. She’s not even 21, think of all the stuff ya’ll did when you partied under age.`

  46. RoboHobo

    @44 yeah Bern, those tits are damn big.

    love the video of the minor league manager too. That guy is awesome.

    Dig your blog.

  47. #46/49 – thanks, Jimbo and Robo. I pride myself on wasting as much time as possible at work. I’m glad I could help you both do so, as well.

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