Lindsay Lohan blowing through Samantha Ronson’s cash

Surprisingly, Lindsay Lohan didn’t make $1 trillion from her Fornarina commercial which has forced her to use Samantha Ronson’s money for most, if not all, of her necessities. And by necessities I mean a $30 grand Rolex and a Maserati. NY Daily News reports:

“Lindsay is spending like crazy!” a friend of the actress tells us. “She’s living on credit right now. She has no cash. The problem is, the money being spent is mostly Sam’s because Lindsay doesn’t really have any of her own at the moment; she’s really taken on the ‘man’ role in their romance. Sam really thinks Lindsay needs to learn how to become a recessionista and manage her money better.”
A second pal agrees. “Lindsay’s money situation has never been great, but it’s only gotten worse over the last month. For every dollar she makes, she spends double. Her personal appearance fees are literally the only thing keeping her afloat. But here’s the rub: Because of her explosive relationship with Sam, she’s unable to get the type of cash she’s used to. The negative press and constant appearance cancellations are hurting her pocketbook.”

And the gravy train has now become the mooch. Somewhere Dina Lohan is wiping a proud tear from her eyes – then telling Ali to “Push those tits up and don’t blow this audition. Mortgage payments don’t grow on trees, you know? They fall out of my uterus.”

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