Lindsay Lohan blowing through Samantha Ronson’s cash

March 23rd, 2009 // 68 Comments

Surprisingly, Lindsay Lohan didn’t make $1 trillion from her Fornarina commercial which has forced her to use Samantha Ronson’s money for most, if not all, of her necessities. And by necessities I mean a $30 grand Rolex and a Maserati. NY Daily News reports:

“Lindsay is spending like crazy!” a friend of the actress tells us. “She’s living on credit right now. She has no cash. The problem is, the money being spent is mostly Sam’s because Lindsay doesn’t really have any of her own at the moment; she’s really taken on the ‘man’ role in their romance. Sam really thinks Lindsay needs to learn how to become a recessionista and manage her money better.”
A second pal agrees. “Lindsay’s money situation has never been great, but it’s only gotten worse over the last month. For every dollar she makes, she spends double. Her personal appearance fees are literally the only thing keeping her afloat. But here’s the rub: Because of her explosive relationship with Sam, she’s unable to get the type of cash she’s used to. The negative press and constant appearance cancellations are hurting her pocketbook.”

And the gravy train has now become the mooch. Somewhere Dina Lohan is wiping a proud tear from her eyes – then telling Ali to “Push those tits up and don’t blow this audition. Mortgage payments don’t grow on trees, you know? They fall out of my uterus.”

Photos: Splash News

  1. Cajun Smiley

    Hey! Donkey Dong! More like DUMB FUCK DIP SHIT! You don’t like it, Fine! Don’t read about it, you sorry piece of shit! Somebody should dick YOU in the ASS for that “wish you had AIDS comment you made! Dickless wonder! Go fuck yourself! Ignorant country fuck!

  2. Barry O

    Aww, it’s so sad the young have no sense of history. And at least MC Hammer wasn’t a coke whore.

  3. Ronald McDonald

    At least she’s not wasting her money on junk food or any food for that matter.

  4. grobpilot

    Recessionista??? Is that a new, fucked-up Hollywood buzzword trying to convince us that celebrities are trying to become responsible with money? Fuck-em all.

  5. evilive

    ain’t kharma a bitch…
    scarlette johanssen scores another high profile magazine shoot and the ironman sequel…
    who’s the cunt now linds bwuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  6. 1moreidiotintheworld

    Ahhhhhh…. That makes me happy that that fugly-ass frankenstein looking whore is going to get her ass taken to the cleaners by that stupid cunt! Now I can walk around today with a big, stupid grin on my face!!!!!!!!!!

  7. wowgirl

    I was her fan before, but now I don`t like her any more, she is becoming more and more die-away because of cigars, looks like a drugger currently! And more, I was told she is dating with a few rich handsome guys from “C e l e b M i n g l e. C 0 M”, you know it is a romance site for wealthy people.

  8. Chris

    “”Lindsay is spending like crazy!” a friend of the actress tells us. “She’s living on credit right now. She has no cash. ”

    “For every dollar she makes, she spends double. ”

    Sounds like she’d fit right in at the Treasury Department. And I hear they’re still hiring.

  9. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD rescinded

    Bitch looks seriously ill….

  10. azalea

    I suggest she get in touch with Britney’s shrink(s) before it’s too late.

  11. stu

    cocaine is hell of a drug

  12. please stay calm, SHE WILL DIE ANYWAY, folks!!

  13. “Where the fuck does Sam get that kind of money? I have heard some good DJs before. But how good could she be????”

    Answer is she sucks. She plays bubble gum pop hip hop R&B horse shit that’s not a mixing like a real DJ of trance or drum n bass or house music. But in Hollywood they have no taste so DJs like Sam get jobs playing the “latest hits.”

    The irony here is once Sam began dating Lindsay her fees increased tenfold, so Lindsay feels she’s entitled to blow Sam’s cash on Maseratis and shit. The cash hurricane’s ending soon though. Banned by the studios, no acting work, Recession, nightclub downswing = busto and selling cooch for cash shortly.

    PS: Lindsay Da Man will buy you a Matchbox Jaguar if you swallow!

  14. doug

    honestly, i’d love to do copious lines of really good blow with her and party all night, but that homeless looking trainwreck she currently licks like a cow on a hot day is just frankly hideous, takes away all lindsays hot points imo

  15. ——-Meet tens of thousands of sincere sexy, hot ,weekend cowboys and cowgirls and rural people from all of countries ,especially those in your city.! Don’t be shy! Finding partners, romance, flirtation, or just friendship and fun. Love is just a mouse click away here!

  16. BadAssMuthaFucka


    I don’t read posts by brainwashed self-righteous closet pillowbiting liberal sheep, so go impale yourself on your “Bush Wants Oil” protest sign, after you put down your centerfold of Obomma that you’ve been spanking it too.

    Besides, my post was way better than yours, and more original.

  17. Teasy

    Sam comes from a very wealthy family. That’s the money source.

  18. They look like this dude from the original Bad News Bears. One who led the motorcycle. Kelly leak. There! She could star in a new edition of a new edition of the bears and bad news.

Leave A Comment