Surprisingly, Lindsay Lohan didn’t make $1 trillion from her Fornarina commercial which has forced her to use Samantha Ronson’s money for most, if not all, of her necessities. And by necessities I mean a $30 grand Rolex and a Maserati. NY Daily News reports:
“Lindsay is spending like crazy!” a friend of the actress tells us. “She’s living on credit right now. She has no cash. The problem is, the money being spent is mostly Sam’s because Lindsay doesn’t really have any of her own at the moment; she’s really taken on the ‘man’ role in their romance. Sam really thinks Lindsay needs to learn how to become a recessionista and manage her money better.”
A second pal agrees. “Lindsay’s money situation has never been great, but it’s only gotten worse over the last month. For every dollar she makes, she spends double. Her personal appearance fees are literally the only thing keeping her afloat. But here’s the rub: Because of her explosive relationship with Sam, she’s unable to get the type of cash she’s used to. The negative press and constant appearance cancellations are hurting her pocketbook.”
And the gravy train has now become the mooch. Somewhere Dina Lohan is wiping a proud tear from her eyes – then telling Ali to “Push those tits up and don’t blow this audition. Mortgage payments don’t grow on trees, you know? They fall out of my uterus.”
Que | March 23, 2009 at 10:53 am
Que unnatural in yucky.
Donkey Dong | March 23, 2009 at 10:56 am
@2
Go fuck yourself troll! I wish you would get AIDS.
Tom K | March 23, 2009 at 10:57 am
Linsday Lohan is so hilarious and sad. Licking old ugly lesbian twat in return for cars and shopping money. She is a true Long Island bitch to the core. So fucking sad.
Deacon Jones | March 23, 2009 at 11:17 am
Those shades fucking suck
Janey | March 23, 2009 at 11:24 am
I’m pretty fucking sure she’s blowing a lot more than Sam’s money….
trix | March 23, 2009 at 11:26 am
who’s the bigger idiot????
1. lindsay, who’s probably STILL snorting her own body weight’s worth of coke every weekend and going on these insane shopping sprees when she has virtually no income besides the occasional club appearance fees or
2. saMANtha, who is footing the bill for her non-lez girl, knowing any day she’ll miss the dick and make a run for it… leaving sam heartbroken and penniless.
methinks lindsay is smarter than everyone gives her credit for…. and conversely, sam is dumber. :)
Valkyrie | March 23, 2009 at 11:27 am
“recessionista”
FUCK.NO.
whoever coined that phrase I’m setting lasers on kill and aiming, NOW.
Pretty Woman | March 23, 2009 at 11:36 am
Attractive women deserve the finer things in life! Men are usually so stupid they will but us whatever we want. Just find an unattractive guy who works alot and then have sex behind his back while he’s at work. It may not be nice but it’s the right thing to do.
Linds is using Sam obviously and you know what? It’s the right thing to do!
;)
Sushi | March 23, 2009 at 11:48 am
Wow. She is in worse shape financially than ME and I lost my job a few months ago! Plus she looks like shit!
HAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! She is a HUGE JOKE!!!!! Her life is RUINED!!!!! This made my day. Next up, Kim “prostitute” Kardashian. I love karma!
norton | March 23, 2009 at 11:50 am
Following in the steps of Dana Plato…..
such bullshit | March 23, 2009 at 11:52 am
someone should tell her hair care is a necessity if she’d like to be hired by anyone. she looks like a fucking homeless person–save the ridiculous sunglasses, which just make her look stupid.
Jrz | March 23, 2009 at 11:54 am
She looks like that dude from the Original Bad News Bears…the one who drove the motorcycle…Kelly Leak. There! She can star in the remake of the remake of The Bad News Bears. Perfect.
Jenna7 | March 23, 2009 at 11:55 am
say what you want but i would totally munch her box.
Mal Gusto | March 23, 2009 at 11:57 am
Where the fuck does Sam get that kind of money? I have heard some good DJs before. But how good could she be????
A Maserati for Chrissake?!?
I really don’t understand fame.
Zanna | March 23, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Personal appearance fees? Her personal appearance looks like shit.
Sport | March 23, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Karma bitches. I love it.
Maybe she can switch careers and become famous for being famous – ala Kardashian and Hilton? Apparently that pays very well and includes sex tapes.
sin | March 23, 2009 at 12:21 pm
Blowing through it. Literally. How much cocaine does that shriveles up skank use?
Giggless | March 23, 2009 at 12:26 pm
What does Lindsay Lohan have for lunch? Coke and Diet Coke.
Sharla | March 23, 2009 at 12:26 pm
She is on her way out… no way someone can keep on living like that…
oh wait… Keith Richards is…
http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/
Greg | March 23, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Lindsey looks like dirty white trailor trash.
I agree with the other poster, where does Sam get that kind of money? Could it be drugs?
I wouldn’t want to see her in any movie.
boo | March 23, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Yeag, but look what Sam is saving on food.
Walter | March 23, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Time for LiLo to do Playboy, before it folds.
mcenroe | March 23, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Tatum O’Neal called — she wants her life back!
trix | March 23, 2009 at 2:03 pm
i’m also at a loss how saMANtha is earning all this bank. even being one of the top dj’s, there’s no way she’s earning more than they’re spending.
do these “celebrities” not read the fucking news???? i don’t understand how they blindly continue spending the way they do in the midst of the economic crisis we’re in….which by most accounts is going to get considerably worse before it starts getting better. they are lucky enough to still have fools throwing buckets of money at them…for the time being, at least. if i were them, i’d be hoarding it obsessively and investing as conservatively as possible.. if they come out of the recession ok, buy your maserati THEN. didn’t linds have a shiny, new black mercedes, anyway? what was wrong with THAT? for someone virtually unemployed, she should have been fine with it.
i’ve read that lindsay hopes to die very young… before she turns 30. i’m pretty sure 10 years from now sammy babes will look back at this time of her life and shake her head at the monumental stupidity of it all… she’s in her prime earning years and instead of saving, she’s blowing millions on some hetero airhead coke fiend who she has zero probability of any future with.
i don’t know… is the sex THAT good?
i know love is blind but does it make you lose every fucking shred of common sense too?
Allen's Woody | March 23, 2009 at 2:05 pm
She should do a biopic of the life of Dana Plato. She’s certainly headed in the same direction, no sense not making a payday on it.
mikeock | March 23, 2009 at 2:17 pm
Jesus – she looks more and more like a crack whore every day
Matt | March 23, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Yeah Lindsay looks disgusting. And I agree…I dont understand where same gets the money from. She ISNT the number 1 DJ…unless you count for the west coast and spinning top 40 maybe. But I’ve been in the dance music scene for 7 years and I have NEVER EVER heard of Samantha Ronson or whatever the fuck her name is. She cant be that good so I dont understand what the fuck the deal is.
Matt | March 23, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Yeah Lindsay looks disgusting. And I agree…I dont understand where same gets the money from. She ISNT the number 1 DJ…unless you count for the west coast and spinning top 40 maybe. But I’ve been in the dance music scene for 7 years and I have NEVER EVER heard of Samantha Ronson or whatever the fuck her name is. She cant be that good so I dont understand what the fuck the deal is.
karrie | March 23, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Samantha comes from wealthy family I think. LL is a sorry sight for her age,what a hag. i think Sam will grow up & dump this diseased looking thing 7 get somebody who actually does something. LL will be living on the street w/the other hags,the kardashians. If these women are considered sexy ,yuck…
karrie | March 23, 2009 at 2:39 pm
yes attractive women do deserve alot of things,but we are talking about LL not an attractive woman,she is a too skinny crack looking skank
devnull | March 23, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Lindsay, now that you got that nice Maserati can I have your old Mercedes ? I’m sure it’s dirty and who wants a old dirty car anyway…….
PS – You REALLY need some nutritious food, METHinks you’re looking a bit slim lately.
PaPaLo | March 23, 2009 at 2:49 pm
DJ Ugly Kid Joe is only getting gigs thanks to Lindsay, so she’s just takin her cut. She was probably DJing high school parties with her iPod before freckle puss came around.
BB | March 23, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Recessionista?
Gag me.
kk | March 23, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Will someone please buy her a pair of pants so she’ll stop wearing those fugly looking black things? That’s all she ever wears!!! One has to wonder if they ever get washed?
Jibbly Biggins | March 23, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Gosh, she looks ill.
BadAssMuthaFucka | March 23, 2009 at 3:19 pm
She looks like Kelly from the Bad News Bears in Breaking Training.
MightyD | March 23, 2009 at 3:27 pm
“Lindsay’s money situation has never been great…”…try living on 30 grand a year! Fuck that firery cunt!
FRIST!!! | March 23, 2009 at 3:28 pm
The more she spends, the better our economy gets. She is just trying to help America. God bless her!!
BF | March 23, 2009 at 3:33 pm
LiLo really needs some help. Why is she spending someone else’s money? Hasn’t she made any of her own or did Dina spend it all on handbags?
This girl needs a life coach, that Power of Small book, rehab, and to move to a desert island to thaw out.
Darth | March 23, 2009 at 3:34 pm
I understand that Samantha Ronson is finally good for something!?
justifiable | March 23, 2009 at 3:37 pm
“I love doing photo shoots. I mean, if I could just sign with IMG and do ad campaigns and model more, I’d do that… because that’s fun for me. That’s not work.” — Lindsay Lohan
Her mouth is literally her own worst enemy. No wait, her brain is. And those godawful extensions are running a close third.
Gando | March 23, 2009 at 3:37 pm
One of them is making use of the money and the other makes use of the fame! Looks like it works both ways!
Stanley Goodyear | March 23, 2009 at 3:39 pm
It’s the blow!
Nero | March 23, 2009 at 3:40 pm
In that way,Lindsay Lohan is spending her own money. So,what’s the deal!?
Sauron | March 23, 2009 at 3:44 pm
These two ‘dumb’ bitches know how society works!
Jacque Louie of Orange II | March 23, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Great ad btw! I’m surprised:)
herbiefrog | March 23, 2009 at 3:52 pm
careful with those scales eugene…
[what ?}
[we said nothing…
Jrz | March 23, 2009 at 4:07 pm
36–Originality ain’t your forte…. See comment #12.
farty mcshitface | March 23, 2009 at 4:51 pm
wow, she really does look like hell. she’s like 22 but could easily pass for some chick in her mid 40′s who hasn’t been taking care of herself. all she does is coke and red bull with vodka and it is really showing.
the lousy bitch has done this to herself and i figure she will be dead in about 2 more years. in that span she will become increasingly irrelevant and as the money continues to shrink away, she will save up for one last big coke and red bull party and finally die of a heart attack.
good riddance to bad rubbish.
Cajun Smiley | March 23, 2009 at 4:58 pm
Hey! Donkey Dong! More like DUMB FUCK DIP SHIT! You don’t like it, Fine! Don’t read about it, you sorry piece of shit! Somebody should dick YOU in the ASS for that “wish you had AIDS comment you made! Dickless wonder! Go fuck yourself! Ignorant country fuck!