Turns out Lindsay Lohan’s boyfriend Calum Best is every bit the winner you thought he was. Last Wednesday he was taped snorting cocaine in a London hotel room with two hookers he had hired. The Sun reports:
The TV Love Island hunk was videoed during a frenzy of drug-fuelled depravity lasting three hours. Sex toys and a cat-o’-nine-tails whip were used as he: SNORTED lines of cocaine off a glass table while the naked vice girls looked on.LICKED the Class A drug off one hooker’s body and let both women pleasure him at once — before romping with each in turn. SHOUTED at one of them to “take a f*****g line” as drugs were laid out … Then he dropped his pants as the girls — who used a rolled-up banknote to snort coke off a glass table — simultaneously pleasured him. Calum necked vodka and wine as he switched partners or romped with both. Gripped by lust he used his mobile phone to film a girl pleasuring him — just as he did with MICK JAGGER’s daughter JADE. After nearly three hours the girls asked a complaining Calum to leave — only for him to demand they should “learn some manners”.
If a love of cocaine is as good a foundation for a relationship as I think it is, then these two are destined to be together forever. Seriously though, Lindsay Lohan couldn’t pick a worse guy even if she tried. She could ask out a pirate trying to stab her and he’d make a better boyfriend.
wow…. that’s pretty hot.
You know, if you replace the hookers and guy with some more attractive looking people.
wow how hypocritical no waste of life priviledged twat or whore save that for the girls.
Linsayz noze talkin:
where is my coke?
I can breathe, why?
I never can breathe…
I want my coke…
U stupid whore, how
could U do thiz to me,
give me that f’n coke, now!
I swear, if I don’t get my coke
right now, bitch, I will hold my
breath, choke your azz,bitch, I want
it now, U R so going down, smash up
that rehab drug and snort that shit,
NOW!!!!
“I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.”
George Best
Like father, like son. The kid is the son of royalty, a genius graced by God’s sense of humor on the planet.
He ain’t Lowhore’s boyfriend. She’s someone who passed through in his party.
Party on dude. And be safe. Live long, easy on the bad stuff.
Flashback to the 80s, anyone?
Why can’t these loser celebutards pass around some flesh eating std, and eliminate themselves altogether?! I mean, he does Lohan, then Lohan does 2 friends…and they each do 2 friends, and so on….
where’s the video?!
Nothing wrong with having hookers and cocaine, i do it every weekened in my exotic trailer park. In fact, i can’t wait this saturday!
I love hookers and cocaine. One time at bandcamp, the devil made me call hookers for him and they came out into the woods with lots of cocaine and me and the Satan and the hookers all had an orgy and snorted up so many lines of coke, I can’t remember how it ended.
Yeyo is great. Hookers are great. Never combined them but i’m sure it’s also great.
Only thing i would’ve done different is slap those girls on the ass and say shut up whores, i’m not paying you to talk!
He probably charged the room and the hookers to L.L’s account and nicked her coke too.
Just the type of bloke that every girl dreams of. Sigh.
Callum Best, no one heard of your name
But you sure know how to play the game
How many more lines till you are famous?
You’re IQ is way lower than Albert Camus!
You maybe a hero in some peoples eyes
But barebacking Hohan wasn’t very wise
Might as well admit you’ve got the VD
Sjit like that happens when you’re greedy
Callum Best welcome to Hollywood
Clean your act or get ready to be booed
The truth is always stranger than fiction…. I forget which song it was but the band “the streets” have a line in their song “how am i supposed to do a line in the bathroom when eerybody has a camera phone?” Life imitating art….. again.
#39
I don’t know what pirates have to do with anything, either. But since the topic was brought up…
Niiiice. If you’re going to be hedonistic, you might as well do it up right!
this guy must be a real Prince if two coked up hookers he’s paying even want him to leave!!!!!
Dear #61 Terrible Poet:
“Famous” and “Camus” do not rhyme, even in slant.
Learn2french, imo.
By the by, coke + strippers…NOT A BARELY KNOWN CELEBRITY! Who would have thought. Or cared.
Isn’t it romantic? Underneath it all Callum, Lindsey and the Hookers are all just tortured souls looking for redemption.
I think it’s nice. Linds and Cal like the same things! Isn’t that the start of a beautiful relationship?
hey arseturds those hookuhs were men you could see tehir penuses
Shaun roach was here
damn, sounds like last weekend in tj, and aint nothin wrong with that. this dude is legit.
Not a big deal. Lindsay also abuses cocaine and has random sex with the strangers she picks up almost every night. Lindsay and Calum are cocaine addicts, very self-centered, and recklessly promiscuous. They seem to be a match made in heaven.
I suppose he is assuming the risks for his passions, and the fact that Lindsay uses cocaine too shouldn’t make this more acceptable.
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