Calum Best enjoys hookers, cocaine

May 30th, 2007 // 73 Comments

Turns out Lindsay Lohan’s boyfriend Calum Best is every bit the winner you thought he was. Last Wednesday he was taped snorting cocaine in a London hotel room with two hookers he had hired. The Sun reports:

The TV Love Island hunk was videoed during a frenzy of drug-fuelled depravity lasting three hours. Sex toys and a cat-o’-nine-tails whip were used as he: SNORTED lines of cocaine off a glass table while the naked vice girls looked on.LICKED the Class A drug off one hooker’s body and let both women pleasure him at once — before romping with each in turn. SHOUTED at one of them to “take a f*****g line” as drugs were laid out … Then he dropped his pants as the girls — who used a rolled-up banknote to snort coke off a glass table — simultaneously pleasured him. Calum necked vodka and wine as he switched partners or romped with both. Gripped by lust he used his mobile phone to film a girl pleasuring him — just as he did with MICK JAGGER’s daughter JADE. After nearly three hours the girls asked a complaining Calum to leave — only for him to demand they should “learn some manners”.

If a love of cocaine is as good a foundation for a relationship as I think it is, then these two are destined to be together forever. Seriously though, Lindsay Lohan couldn’t pick a worse guy even if she tried. She could ask out a pirate trying to stab her and he’d make a better boyfriend.


  1. JagedNS

    big deal…….no one cares!


  2. kimmguru

    first EVER!!!

  3. maxxjedi


  4. kimmguru

    first EVER!!!

  5. adeliza

    Is that him? Dude looks bald. Who taped this shit? The whores?

  6. Um … that guy may be a degenerate, but it sounds like he knows how to party.

  7. Victor

    Yeah, he sure does know how to party, except for the coke. But hell I sure do wish I was there where he was, sure seems like he needs help with those two women. I sure could help him out.

  8. LiLo is gonna boot him for talking to the press. FOOL YOURE OUT! PEACE!

  9. Thats what you are supposed to do with cocaine. RIGHT ON!

  10. lawboyut

    Who is this again?

    Oh, that’s right, the male Paris Hilton of Britain.

    See you at Promises.

  11. So if Lohan contracts a disease I GUESS it would almost be as good as the car wreck… Almost…

  12. Vicious

    did he ask a hooker wheres there manners? pfft dood um your not at a tea party with the queen mum, that ship sailed with those hoes along time ago!

  13. Chauncey Gardner

    Too bad there isn’t similar footage of George Bush doing this kind of shit in his golden cokehead years. Then again, this could be the product of a Faith-Based Initiative.

  14. This is old news. had the story yesterday.

  15. whatabitch

    I don’t know about you….but minus the drugs..that sounds like one hell of a night!

  16. tony montona

    dam i wish i was there

  17. donkeysusvi

    Cocaine and Hookers Rock. I never do cocaine without a hoooker or two.

  18. Károly Iváncsics

    Russian hookers have better manners. They wouldn’t complain for Calum to leave.

  19. donkeysusvi

    5th stooge is a tattle tale.

  20. I wonder if he has banged any DMBS chicks?

  21. donkeysusvi

    who u kidding whatabitch? u r the biggest cokewhore ever! we know your secret.

  22. veggi

    he obviously likes their personality.

  23. ssdd

    Knowing in the beginning he was Hohans “boyfriend” set him up to be nothing but a loser. This just certifies it.

  24. metaphor

    He’s a prematurely balding promiscuous Z lister with a drug problem. So obviously he’s perfect boyfriend material for The Lohan or any other woman for that matter. You’ve got to hand it to Lindsay she really knows a winner when she sees one.

  25. wedgeone

    So who corrputed who? Lilo turned Calum on to blow or the other way around?
    Justice is being served; now where are the cops to use this footage to cage him up?

    LiLo & a pirate … only if it’s Jack Sparrow.

  26. .
    Superfish…..”She could ask out a pirate trying to stab her and he’d make a better boyfriend.”

    Really? That was your line? Come on, I know you can do better.

    As for Callum. are we SURE it wasn’t Lindsay and not him in the room?

  27. veggi

    what the fuck is wrong with pirate hookers? Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

  28. You people realize these are the only stupid celebretards getting busted! but in fact I think all hollywood is filled with cokewhores and drug addicts. It´s what it´s all about!

    THe only difference is that lindsay lohan is suddenly the freaking center of the universe and paparrazzi magnet!

    My guess is most celebrities do drugs on a daily basis. It is really sad, and sickening. SHe´s not even 21 and already entered rehab twice. Nice job Dina.

  29. Guy

    Is it no surprise th hookers got bored after 3 hours?

  30. Guy

    Is it no surprise the hookers got bored after 3 hours?

  31. I love tabloid-ese. “Romp” is one word they use that always tickles my funny bone. I also like “Canoodling.” They didn’t use it here. I guess bangin 2 chicks at once is something a bit more intense than canoodling.

  32. Nomis

    haha, hilarious…if I had the chance, I would live my life exactly as reckless and unconcerned as this dude. And don’t lie, I know you would too!

  33. #32, its the only way to live. U doing lines off a chicks ass at 6:30am when everyone else is going to work, short life but fun as hell.

  34. NicotineEyePatch

    These were taken from a video and I think we should all see it. You know, as proof. Because who’s really going to believe Lindsay Lohan’s boyfriend does cocaine?

    #31, canoodling, hehe.

  35. techclerk

    My name is Inigo Montoya.
    You killed my father.
    Prepare to die.

  36. imran karim

    and just when i thought they were the perfect pair

    imran karim

  37. waiting for the video

  38. Caitlin

    Two hookers and an eightball.

  39. Allyson

    #35 – I don’t know what that has to do with anything but I just did my best Mandy Patinkin (sp?) impression and made myself laugh. Thanks :)

  40. Doomhammer

    This guy is my new hero! Thats the way you do coke, not in a smelly bathroom in some bar full of pretentious scum bags chasing thier X pills with $10/bottle water. Fuckin A right!

  41. Pretentious Scumbag

    Um, for your information, #40, I would never pay less than $15.00 for bottled water.

  42. The Superfish guy is on coke

    Coke and hookers. Coke and hookers. They go together like a horse and carriage! OOPS! Wrong song!

  43. MissDior17

    Callum Best is an idol.

  44. Miserable Bastard

    @26 “As for Callum. are we SURE it wasn’t Lindsay and not him in the room?”

    All I can make out is a grainy, almost bald, sort of manly silhouette. Maybe it’s Britney Spears.

  45. deluxxe

    That guy has just done what 99% of all males on this planet can only dream of. Snorting coke off of naked hookers??? come on!!! pure unbridled awesomeness.

  46. Fergus

    George would be proud, Calum taking after his old man.

  47. mikeski

    “frenzy of drug-fuelled depravity lasting three hours”

    Or, as I like to call it, Tuesday afternoon.

  48. JaneaneTheAcerbicGoblin

    I thought he was going to stand by Lindsay’s side during her rehab stint! I’m so disillusioned. I thought they loved each other, like a fairy tale….PLEASE….Actually, Calum and Lindsay make a nice couple, don’t they?

    People in Hollywood need to stop doing drugs and skanks and start making better films.

  49. Darth Hater

    If LL was my girlfriend, I’d probably be coked up all the time too.
    Hookers are also probably safer sex than LL to boot.

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