Turns out Lindsay Lohan’s boyfriend Calum Best is every bit the winner you thought he was. Last Wednesday he was taped snorting cocaine in a London hotel room with two hookers he had hired. The Sun reports:
The TV Love Island hunk was videoed during a frenzy of drug-fuelled depravity lasting three hours. Sex toys and a cat-o’-nine-tails whip were used as he: SNORTED lines of cocaine off a glass table while the naked vice girls looked on.LICKED the Class A drug off one hooker’s body and let both women pleasure him at once — before romping with each in turn. SHOUTED at one of them to “take a f*****g line” as drugs were laid out … Then he dropped his pants as the girls — who used a rolled-up banknote to snort coke off a glass table — simultaneously pleasured him. Calum necked vodka and wine as he switched partners or romped with both. Gripped by lust he used his mobile phone to film a girl pleasuring him — just as he did with MICK JAGGER’s daughter JADE. After nearly three hours the girls asked a complaining Calum to leave — only for him to demand they should “learn some manners”.
If a love of cocaine is as good a foundation for a relationship as I think it is, then these two are destined to be together forever. Seriously though, Lindsay Lohan couldn’t pick a worse guy even if she tried. She could ask out a pirate trying to stab her and he’d make a better boyfriend.
JagedNS | May 30, 2007 at 1:25 pm
big deal…….no one cares!
frist?
kimmguru | May 30, 2007 at 1:26 pm
first EVER!!!
maxxjedi | May 30, 2007 at 1:26 pm
nice
kimmguru | May 30, 2007 at 1:26 pm
first EVER!!!
adeliza | May 30, 2007 at 1:27 pm
Is that him? Dude looks bald. Who taped this shit? The whores?
Bern | May 30, 2007 at 1:27 pm
Um … that guy may be a degenerate, but it sounds like he knows how to party.
Victor | May 30, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Yeah, he sure does know how to party, except for the coke. But hell I sure do wish I was there where he was, sure seems like he needs help with those two women. I sure could help him out.
gina | May 30, 2007 at 1:30 pm
LiLo is gonna boot him for talking to the press. FOOL YOURE OUT! PEACE!
http://www.innerdrama.com
booga1134 | May 30, 2007 at 1:32 pm
Thats what you are supposed to do with cocaine. RIGHT ON!
lawboyut | May 30, 2007 at 1:35 pm
Who is this again?
Oh, that’s right, the male Paris Hilton of Britain.
See you at Promises.
PunjabPete | May 30, 2007 at 1:35 pm
So if Lohan contracts a disease I GUESS it would almost be as good as the car wreck… Almost…
Vicious | May 30, 2007 at 1:38 pm
did he ask a hooker wheres there manners? pfft dood um your not at a tea party with the queen mum, that ship sailed with those hoes along time ago!
Chauncey Gardner | May 30, 2007 at 1:40 pm
Too bad there isn’t similar footage of George Bush doing this kind of shit in his golden cokehead years. Then again, this could be the product of a Faith-Based Initiative.
Fifth Stooge | May 30, 2007 at 1:46 pm
This is old news.
http://theradreport.com/ had the story yesterday.
whatabitch | May 30, 2007 at 1:51 pm
I don’t know about you….but minus the drugs..that sounds like one hell of a night!
tony montona | May 30, 2007 at 1:52 pm
dam i wish i was there
donkeysusvi | May 30, 2007 at 1:58 pm
Cocaine and Hookers Rock. I never do cocaine without a hoooker or two.
Károly Iváncsics | May 30, 2007 at 1:58 pm
Russian hookers have better manners. They wouldn’t complain for Calum to leave.
donkeysusvi | May 30, 2007 at 1:58 pm
5th stooge is a tattle tale.
Bern | May 30, 2007 at 1:59 pm
I wonder if he has banged any DMBS chicks?
donkeysusvi | May 30, 2007 at 2:00 pm
who u kidding whatabitch? u r the biggest cokewhore ever! we know your secret.
veggi | May 30, 2007 at 2:03 pm
he obviously likes their personality.
ssdd | May 30, 2007 at 2:04 pm
Knowing in the beginning he was Hohans “boyfriend” set him up to be nothing but a loser. This just certifies it.
metaphor | May 30, 2007 at 2:05 pm
He’s a prematurely balding promiscuous Z lister with a drug problem. So obviously he’s perfect boyfriend material for The Lohan or any other woman for that matter. You’ve got to hand it to Lindsay she really knows a winner when she sees one.
wedgeone | May 30, 2007 at 2:06 pm
So who corrputed who? Lilo turned Calum on to blow or the other way around?
Justice is being served; now where are the cops to use this footage to cage him up?
LiLo & a pirate … only if it’s Jack Sparrow.
Spindoc | May 30, 2007 at 2:06 pm
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Superfish…..”She could ask out a pirate trying to stab her and he’d make a better boyfriend.”
Really? That was your line? Come on, I know you can do better.
As for Callum. are we SURE it wasn’t Lindsay and not him in the room?
veggi | May 30, 2007 at 2:08 pm
what the fuck is wrong with pirate hookers? Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Poroleishon | May 30, 2007 at 2:10 pm
You people realize these are the only stupid celebretards getting busted! but in fact I think all hollywood is filled with cokewhores and drug addicts. It´s what it´s all about!
THe only difference is that lindsay lohan is suddenly the freaking center of the universe and paparrazzi magnet!
My guess is most celebrities do drugs on a daily basis. It is really sad, and sickening. SHe´s not even 21 and already entered rehab twice. Nice job Dina.
Guy | May 30, 2007 at 2:16 pm
Is it no surprise th hookers got bored after 3 hours?
Guy | May 30, 2007 at 2:16 pm
Is it no surprise the hookers got bored after 3 hours?
honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah! | May 30, 2007 at 2:16 pm
I love tabloid-ese. “Romp” is one word they use that always tickles my funny bone. I also like “Canoodling.” They didn’t use it here. I guess bangin 2 chicks at once is something a bit more intense than canoodling.
Nomis | May 30, 2007 at 2:31 pm
haha, hilarious…if I had the chance, I would live my life exactly as reckless and unconcerned as this dude. And don’t lie, I know you would too!
booga1134 | May 30, 2007 at 2:35 pm
#32, its the only way to live. U doing lines off a chicks ass at 6:30am when everyone else is going to work, short life but fun as hell.
NicotineEyePatch | May 30, 2007 at 2:36 pm
These were taken from a video and I think we should all see it. You know, as proof. Because who’s really going to believe Lindsay Lohan’s boyfriend does cocaine?
#31, canoodling, hehe.
techclerk | May 30, 2007 at 2:44 pm
Hello.
My name is Inigo Montoya.
You killed my father.
Prepare to die.
imran karim | May 30, 2007 at 2:51 pm
and just when i thought they were the perfect pair
imran karim
Best of Celeb | May 30, 2007 at 2:54 pm
waiting for the video
Caitlin | May 30, 2007 at 3:00 pm
Two hookers and an eightball.
Allyson | May 30, 2007 at 3:03 pm
#35 – I don’t know what that has to do with anything but I just did my best Mandy Patinkin (sp?) impression and made myself laugh. Thanks :)
Doomhammer | May 30, 2007 at 3:05 pm
This guy is my new hero! Thats the way you do coke, not in a smelly bathroom in some bar full of pretentious scum bags chasing thier X pills with $10/bottle water. Fuckin A right!
Pretentious Scumbag | May 30, 2007 at 3:15 pm
Um, for your information, #40, I would never pay less than $15.00 for bottled water.
The Superfish guy is on coke | May 30, 2007 at 3:44 pm
Coke and hookers. Coke and hookers. They go together like a horse and carriage! OOPS! Wrong song!
MissDior17 | May 30, 2007 at 3:50 pm
Callum Best is an idol.
Miserable Bastard | May 30, 2007 at 4:37 pm
@26 “As for Callum. are we SURE it wasn’t Lindsay and not him in the room?”
All I can make out is a grainy, almost bald, sort of manly silhouette. Maybe it’s Britney Spears.
deluxxe | May 30, 2007 at 5:03 pm
That guy has just done what 99% of all males on this planet can only dream of. Snorting coke off of naked hookers??? come on!!! pure unbridled awesomeness.
Fergus | May 30, 2007 at 5:33 pm
George would be proud, Calum taking after his old man.
mikeski | May 30, 2007 at 5:40 pm
“frenzy of drug-fuelled depravity lasting three hours”
Or, as I like to call it, Tuesday afternoon.
kimmguruisretarded | May 30, 2007 at 6:17 pm
first EVER!!!
JaneaneTheAcerbicGoblin | May 30, 2007 at 6:24 pm
I thought he was going to stand by Lindsay’s side during her rehab stint! I’m so disillusioned. I thought they loved each other, like a fairy tale….PLEASE….Actually, Calum and Lindsay make a nice couple, don’t they?
People in Hollywood need to stop doing drugs and skanks and start making better films.
Darth Hater | May 30, 2007 at 6:30 pm
If LL was my girlfriend, I’d probably be coked up all the time too.
Hookers are also probably safer sex than LL to boot.