Last night Lindsay Lohan claimed Paris Hilton hit her in the arm with a drink while they were at a friend’s house, saying:
“This is a video that Paris Hilton – and I’m saying this on tape – she hit me last night, for no reason apparently, at my friend’s house and I didn’t know she’d be there and she hit me; she hit me with a drink and poured it all over me and it hurts and it’s not okay. And I’m sorry for everyone that thinks I’m crazy. I’m not; I’m just trying to act.”
Paris Hilton’s publicist Elliot Mintz denied the claim, although acknowledged that Paris and Lindsay did exchange angry words and a drink was thrown at Paris and Britney Spears. Then this morning at 5am Mintz called some photographers down to the Beverly Hills Hotel where Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears were hanging out, with all of them eventually piling into Paris’ car and driving off.
I’m a little rusty on the Bible but I’m pretty sure this is at least one or two signs of the apocalypse. You put these three together in a car and whatever disease crawls out will most likely end the world. It’ll be a strain of STD so great and powerful it’ll have claws and a face and be the size of a full grown bear.
With all those egos together in one vehicle, I’m surprised they didn’t implode.
Huh. Suddenly I’m not so sure K-Fed shouldn’t get custody.
My head hurts.
I bet Paris is actually the father of Jayden James.
The sight of these three uber whores in one vehicle is absolutely terrifying. Just imagine if they all started SINGING. Oh, merciful Zeus, make it stop! Make it STOP!
Two words:
Trojan Whores
#13 – Spindoc
Now now, we all know that couldn’t possibly be true. None of them wear underwear ;)
Wait, the quote above cuts Lindsay off in mid-sentence. The rest says “…like the whiney, self-absorbed waste of space everyone knows and loathes!”
#5 and #12 got me haha
check and may I add mate.
and what was that garbled dick-in-my-mouth
twitched, coked-out run on sentance Lindsay
Lohan was saying on film?
I can just imagine her, with pupils dialated
bigger than her huge ass forehead, itching her nose constitently and babbeling on a mile minute.
God what trash, all of the
new york – paris – london – munich, everybody talking bout mm-bop music, tubba bow…
din a din ninh…..tubba bow
I hope these lovely, talented young ladies work out their differences!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS AND GOD BLESS US EVERYONE!
Excellent post 12…and is bread STD’s sorta like a Bread Party?
People, people, people! I think we are all missing the big picture here. The biggest ass-wipe in all of this is Elliot Mintz. The pathetic chump is in his 50′s and his life has been reduced to following around a total piece of shit brat and making excuses for her every time she shows her snatch to the world. He actually was up at 5am calling the paparazzi to get photos of Parass in an effort to say, “Hey, she IS friends with Lindsay!”!!! What a loser. I know he makes buckets of money but eventually, he’ll go dead inside, if he isn’t aleady. Jerk-off.
Like shooting ducks in a barrel.
One bomb filled with Summer’s Eve and they’d all be history. And the world would be a nicer place.
All the detailing in the world won’t get the funk out of that car. Its gotta smell like a bus station in there.
If something should happen to them while conveniently packed into the same car, I’d immediately think “Nicole Richie”. And then I’d high-five her on myspace.
This is undoubtedly THE BEST set of comments on the Superfish, EVER. Jesus Christ on a cracker I nearly shit myself, thank you all!
Ah, yes, they’re free, white, over 21 — and possibly wearing no panties, ladies and gentlemen. Imagine the photo op when they exited the vehicle. DEAR GOD, MY EYES! The reflection off their shiny, shaved snatches blinded me.
Is anyone else thinking Night At The Roxbury?
The combined monthly antibiotic bill for those three must be equal to the GNP of several small nations….
I’m waiting for one of these whores to cooch-slip while having a herpes breakout…oh wait, Hohan–bikini–Jeremy Piven’s party….nevermind.
wow, Lindsay finally made it into the “in” crowd… lol
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HAHA I love the ending, out of nowhere, even she can’t bring herself up without admitting that everyone thinks she’s crazy, and that she’s “trying” to act. My only question is, was that one of her attempts?
wow, doesn’t that violate some law of the universe or something?
Sounds like the start of a really bad joke:
“Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Lindsey Lohan got into a car…”