Last night Lindsay Lohan claimed Paris Hilton hit her in the arm with a drink while they were at a friend’s house, saying:
“This is a video that Paris Hilton – and I’m saying this on tape – she hit me last night, for no reason apparently, at my friend’s house and I didn’t know she’d be there and she hit me; she hit me with a drink and poured it all over me and it hurts and it’s not okay. And I’m sorry for everyone that thinks I’m crazy. I’m not; I’m just trying to act.”
Paris Hilton’s publicist Elliot Mintz denied the claim, although acknowledged that Paris and Lindsay did exchange angry words and a drink was thrown at Paris and Britney Spears. Then this morning at 5am Mintz called some photographers down to the Beverly Hills Hotel where Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Britney Spears were hanging out, with all of them eventually piling into Paris’ car and driving off.
I’m a little rusty on the Bible but I’m pretty sure this is at least one or two signs of the apocalypse. You put these three together in a car and whatever disease crawls out will most likely end the world. It’ll be a strain of STD so great and powerful it’ll have claws and a face and be the size of a full grown bear.
Who’d have thought the Seventh Seal would be a packet of Valtrex?
LOL, indead, the trilogy is complete. They’ll create a whole new bread of STD’s!!!
second!
oops third or fourth?
Slut brigade! To the skank wagon!
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5th
We just need one more horseman.
I was hoping the next picture would of that car being blown up. You know…after the jump.
wow, they’re emotionally unstable. i wouldn’t have guessed. what they need is a guy in front of their faces acting like a lawn sprinkler: skeet…skeet…skeet…
but no touching.
Oops, forgot to explain the trilogy. But it’s like a series of book I was reading documenting the lives of 3 women and in the third, it all comes together with the last woman explaining what linked them altogether. The answer here is obvious, don’t ask me to spell it for you. And I’m saying trilogy because I hope this is almost the last post and that the next one will be of a certain car accident…
If we’re lucky they’ll get T-boned by 3 mexicans in a pick-up truck. If that happens, I’ll personally support amnesty for all the illegals.
The Three Whoresmen.
That car smells like scabs, old menthol cigarette smoke,, unwashed underwear, dried semen, and yesterdays perfume soaked dress.
I hope that somebody windexed the seats after these three sat on them, most likely sans underwear.
Mmmmm… bread STDs…
Will the person who really threw the drink on them stand up? I want to buy you an entire bottle of Gray Goose.
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The Three STDooges……
I’ve read this horrifying & confusing story 5 or 6 times this morning and as always, your summary is by far the most hysterical.
Now all we need is Nicole Richie to join em and we’ll have the earth to ourselves.
Where’s the drunken chauffeur, multiple paparazzi, and the underground tunnel when you really need it? I hate you god.
#14: that’s not really mayo in that sandwich!
@2 – what does “in dead” mean?
The Three MuSKEETeers?
What’s scariest of all is that is seems as if Paris is the designated driver. Note to self…..stay the fuck off the roads in LA.
Like Santa would say….HO HO HO!!!
LOL, to #20!!! Ok, it’s me number 2, I’ve had a bad attack of typo!!! “Indead”, was meant to be indeed and bread was meant to be “breed”! But hey, this will happen to you after reading a press realease from Hohan. For a moment there, I couldn’t write properly!
I hope they all marry O.J. and a year into the marriage, O.J. “does his thing”.
#25, Which Thing do you mean? Playing Golf or horribly butchering women?
You can buy this backseat on EBay if you’re certified to transport BioHazardous waste across state lines.
PAM ANDERSON… KID ROCK… GODDAMN YOU BOTH…
Fuck this cruel world. Is nothing sacred?
Good luck selling THAT car
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Wow, well at least it will cut down on all the celebrity, superficial stories as they can be merged into this trio of madness.
I thought I felt a disturbance in The Force.
Number one best comment all day (maybe all week, and I know it’s only Monday, but I’d like to see someone beat this):
2. Posted by RichPort on November 27, 2006 11:18 AM
The Three Whoresmen.
Laughing my ass off, that’s freakin awesome. A pretty close second:
16. Posted by Italian Stallion on November 27, 2006 11:34 AM
The Three STDooges
I would imagine the inside of that car smells like a fishing boat after a big catch.
32 I gotta say #5 was pretty good too.
Good one #12….
Personally, I see this as a sign of good tidings. Now if they get hit by a train, we will have a trifecta… Come on Karma Train….
How is it that Lindsay did all of that and they’d actually let her in the car? I don’t get it.
That is a whole lot of crazy and stupid in one vehicle. We’re all very lucky that the mixture of the crazy and stupid didn’t open up a portal or something and destroy all of existence. I would hate to have been killed at this early date (relatively speaking) just because 3 worthless bitches took a car ride together.
Hey! I thought all you little fags had made sure these three couldn’t be friends!
This picture makes me want to scratch my crotch until it bleeds and sounds like rustling haystacks.
If they could get Nicole Richie in there and then careen over a guard rail we’d have ourselves nirvana.
did anyone see Paris holding Sean Preston?? http://www.socialitelife.com/–scroll down a little…..yeah, it’s after the story of Pam and Kid Rock filing for divorce.
HUH? Pam and Kid Rock filed for divorce?
just go to socialitelife.com there’s no scroll in the website.
If Nicole was with them it would be the complete set:
Nicole=Famine (Obviously)
Paris=Pestilence (Obviously)
Britney=War (currently with K-Fed)
Lindsay=Death (just look at her dead eyes)
it makes so much sense, I just got a chill.
please god, the next time this happens, pull a princess diana on them. thanks. sincerely, the human race.
#12 … Well played old chap… well played…..
42. Bugman4045
Fucking great post.
I would add in the Olsen Twins as Lust and Envy.
#42 Clever as hell!!
I will repeat the same damn question until someone answers it Where are Britney’s Babies??
Oh jrz answered it….Wait a second, let me re-read that….What? In Paris Hilton’s arms???!!
*Faints*
#22 Oh my Lord, I was gonna say that, wtf? Paris- The Designated Driver… shit…you know your low then!!!!!!!!!!
42–Can we have Rosie O’Donnell as gluttony?
Oh wait, we’re getting our biblical shit confused. There are seven deadly sins and then the seven signs of the apocalypse. nevermind.
How crazy is it that Britney looks cute and innocent here?! The other 2 look like they’ve already had a few cocks/lines of coke/shots of vodka. Fuck, their gonna have their way with Stupid Brit. Good Luck Dumbass!