Lindsay Lohan might be doing some fancy stripping in Vegas, according to E! News:
She tells E! News exclusively that, despite reports saying otherwise, she is not interested in being a lead performer in Peepshow, the burlesque production at Las Vegas’ Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino currently starring Mel B and Kelly Monaco.
But Lohan, who saw Peepshow over the weekend, says that for the right amount of money, she would be open to making a onetime appearance in the Sin City spectacle. “One show as a guest would be fun,” she says, adding that she’d do it just “for play.”
PRODUCER: Miss Lohan, we spoke to your agent and are willing to make an offer.
LINDSAY: Finally. Work!
PRODUCER: Will you accept half this can of Red Bull? It’s slightly warm-
LINDSAY: Sold! When do I take my shirt off?
PRODUCER: Well, the show isn’t until the weekend-
LINDSAY: Too late. WOO! It’s like water balloons on a broomstick, boys! WOO!
PRODUCER: We severely overpaid.
LINDSAY: Ha, I know, right? WOO!
Que | April 21, 2009 at 11:47 am
Que notanticipatingthisoneatall.
o | April 21, 2009 at 11:47 am
first?!
Janey | April 21, 2009 at 11:47 am
Peep show, hey? Well, we’ve already seen it all. I’ll pass.
adrienne | April 21, 2009 at 11:47 am
water balloons on a broomstick…
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Jrz | April 21, 2009 at 11:48 am
Creepshow is more like it. Who the fuck would want to see a dancing naked cadaver with red extensions? What kind of shit show is that?
___ | April 21, 2009 at 11:51 am
Her cans are already at her belly button. She could hide a phone book under those things. What is she, 22? Terrible. Fucking disgusting.
Kelley | April 21, 2009 at 11:51 am
I’m with you, No. 5 … pretty saggy tits for a 22 year-old, Jesus.
Jrz | April 21, 2009 at 11:54 am
What the fuck is this fucking asshole smiling about?
http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/04/21/alleged.pirate.new.york/index.html
Man…if I was a US Marshall…….I’d knock those fucking teeth right the fuck out of his face.
Rough Daddy | April 21, 2009 at 11:54 am
I dont care if her bony knee pierce my ribcage Id love to get a private exhibition…
Iluv | April 21, 2009 at 11:58 am
Nice background. Wrinkled curtains.. LOL!
Sigmund Fried | April 21, 2009 at 11:58 am
She looks completely stable to me. No apparent neuroses or psychoses there. Nosiree…
It's Me Fuckers | April 21, 2009 at 12:01 pm
#8 he is in the land of the free now. American jail is a fuckin walk in the park compared to living in Somalia. He is also a celebrity with all of his pirate friends now as well. I do have to agree with you that I would love to see someone knock that fucking shit eating grin off of his face… I’d pay to see that.
JRz | April 21, 2009 at 12:03 pm
#12–I’d pay to DO that.
Mr. Obvious | April 21, 2009 at 12:06 pm
I never even heard of that show until now. Definitely a publicity stunt.
She probably want some breast lift surgery before performing. Those things might fly out and hit someone in the front row.
LawnGnome | April 21, 2009 at 12:11 pm
And seeing this front picture, who wouldn’t want to see her? BLECH.
SoTe | April 21, 2009 at 12:25 pm
Wow.. she looks like a corpse, she is so fucked up. Yack.
>ThisGuy< | April 21, 2009 at 12:34 pm
#5 yea man those are saggy as all hell. She doesn’t look healthy at all come to think of it, she looks like death.
What can you expect from someone who parties every night, doesn’t eat, is a lesbo bisexual w/e, abuses alchohol and other substances, and is an all around junky of the good time party scene.
Now this doesn’t stand to say that everyone who is a celeb that does this turns out the same way. But she’s been doing it for far too long and never in moderation.
Anonymous | April 21, 2009 at 12:40 pm
This time next year, she’ll be considering offers from porn producers. Probably sooner.
Ram Punchington | April 21, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Yay!! Zombie Strippers!!!
Punchington Out.
smarg | April 21, 2009 at 12:56 pm
It’s sad, really. Poor girl.
Valerie | April 21, 2009 at 12:58 pm
I still feel sorry for her. But you guys are fucking hilarious!
RichPort's Ghost | April 21, 2009 at 1:07 pm
It won’t be long before she’s letting hombres pay five pesos a pop to watch her suck off a burro in Tiajuana…
FRIST!!! | April 21, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Could her boob BE any longer??
Danklin24 | April 21, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Water balloon on a broomstick, thats good shit fish
Fat Chicks Suck | April 21, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Her tits are saggy, her freckles are out of control, and her skin is beyond pale – it’s actually a white/gray color! Imagine what she’d look like without the makeup and bronzer. Despite all of that I will say I’m at least impressed that she’s in decent shape. I don’t think she’s “too skinny” – I think she just doesn’t look very good. If she packed on 20 pounds of fat you really think she’d look good? She’d look even worse.
I’d still fuck her just for staying skinny and having a cute enough face that I could look past the freckles for a few minutes.
Carol | April 21, 2009 at 1:39 pm
This is too sad!! some one please help her.
Jesus | April 21, 2009 at 1:44 pm
I would still pay to see her strip everything off. She’s already hit rock bottom..
GuyHolly | April 21, 2009 at 1:50 pm
@22 I’d pay to see that.
salawhite | April 21, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Recently I found a hot club — S e e k i n g t a l l . c o m — just for sexy tall gals and guys to find their cupid. Come on, tall singles. Don’t miss your love.
mikeock | April 21, 2009 at 2:09 pm
That dress has potential nip slip written all over it.
Swirlie | April 21, 2009 at 2:57 pm
Holy fucking shit, those knees & legs look like Granny’s.
All the fucking, smoking, drinking, pill-popping, cock-sucking, carpet-munching and coke-sniffing have fucked this bitch up forever. No turning back, she’s fucked.
Hideous, wrinkled, saggy and freckled is no way to go through life. Sadly, the first 3 were under her control.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…… all her money and she’s a shriveled, fried corpse…. what a fucking disaster.
Kels | April 21, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Next up: BangBus. It’s pretty much all that’s left
Arthur Higgenbotton | April 21, 2009 at 4:07 pm
I’d like to be the penis in that sandwich, if you know what I mean! *wink wink* Eh guys?
joho777 | April 21, 2009 at 4:17 pm
This is completely a publicity stunt (the press release, I mean). Lindsay doesn’t have the figure for stripping or being in a topless show.
And she dances like a cow on ice. Remember her on the stage of Lily Allen’s concert??
This has to be just another desperate PR move by Lindsay.
JPRichardson | April 21, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Someone should tell her that in order to represent a stripper, you need to have the body of a stripper.
Hot Celebrity Photo | April 21, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Stripper oh come on!
notfunny | April 21, 2009 at 10:13 pm
its causes shes gone up and down in weight so many times that her breasts are all weird…when she was 18…chubbier (or normal weight for those of us who dont give a shit) they were right up there with the rest of her
RaraAvis | April 21, 2009 at 10:24 pm
Holy crap, is this a recent picture? She’s a walking corpse with dead eyes. I feel a teeny tiny bit sorry for her…oops, it’s gone. N’er mind.
gerard Vandenberg | April 22, 2009 at 12:13 am
This because even no american is dumb enough to give her the financial support she needs to continue her lifestyle, folks!!
joho777 | April 22, 2009 at 1:41 am
“For the fun of it”, huh? Lindsay would jump at a chance to wink her browneye at a Las Vegas audience “for the fun of it.”
As long as she got paid in blow plus 55 gal drums of her favorite clay-colored makeup.
Girl looks like she is very close to the end of her warranty.
OMG! | April 22, 2009 at 2:11 am
She looks like Von Skeletor!
Darth | April 22, 2009 at 6:23 am
A girl gotta make a buck!
Sauron | April 22, 2009 at 6:32 am
I’m looking in this crystal globe. . . To see if there’s any future. . .
n | April 22, 2009 at 10:58 am
well look she’s hangin’ out with Mel B…her career has gotta be on the rise now, right?
Ella | April 22, 2009 at 1:59 pm
Instead of joining “acts” such as this, why doesn’t she step back from the limelight and educate herself. Get a degree in college and make something of herself. She’s obviously not welcome in Hollywood much anymore, and the other route may be more life fulfilling.