Lindsay Lohan finally makes her first big career move since leaving rehab and will appear on the season finale of Ugly Betty as a “down-on-her-luck high school pal of Betty,” according to Us Magazine:
She was so excited to shoot, a source tells Us, “Lindsay arrived on set 45 minutes early.” Adds the source, “Lindsay and America [Ferrera] really hit it off!”
Her rep tells Us the actress will also appear in multiple episodes of the ABC hit.
To be honest, I really couldn’t care less about this news. I just wanted an excuse to post pics of Lindsay’s yams at some event. I have no idea what it is, but I’d bet money it’s the Annual Horse and Boob Show. And, yes, for the record, I did just refer to the female breast as a starchy tuber. I bet you guys read this site and swear it’s written by Shakespeare. Ha ha! Nope. However, his ghost does float above my desk and cries every time I write a sentence. Aww, on the keyboard, Shakespeare? C’mon!
woodhorse | May 5, 2008 at 1:08 pm
The prettiest alcoholic that ever got arrested.
Jimbo | May 5, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Irregardless, I’d bite her titties.
ph7 | May 5, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Lindsey, we missed your beautiful cans.
woodhorse | May 5, 2008 at 1:11 pm
…….first again all you Rap Guy’s girlfriends.
KAT | May 5, 2008 at 1:15 pm
woodhorse – you are a fucking loser.
and that is the ugliest dress i have ever laid eyes on.
yam man | May 5, 2008 at 1:16 pm
I’d mash those suckers, add a little butter, and, if it’s gonna be that kind of party, stick my dick in.
Ted Mosby | May 5, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Why can’t she do our show?? We’d ride her like Seattle Slew.
deacon jones | May 5, 2008 at 1:20 pm
God, I admit it, i’m fucking obsessed with this tramp.
You all know, she would be incredible in the sack, especially when she gets back on blow
pistola | May 5, 2008 at 1:21 pm
nice armpit hair.
Fumus | May 5, 2008 at 1:22 pm
I heart starchy tuber!
ph7 | May 5, 2008 at 1:22 pm
I’d ride her like Eight Belles…
deacon jones | May 5, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Just kidding kids. You know I’m into things like kite flying, stalking, and meeting Mike in the bathroom. Mike? You ready to get buttered up?
It's called the SUPERFICIAL for a reason pussies | May 5, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Vuuurrrggg. it’s lilo.
God GAWD this girl needs a stylist she looks like a white trash skank going to her prom. Shop at Walmart did Lo Blo? The top half of her dress is quite nice BUT the lower half is GHASTLY, hmmm just like her. The boobs are great, but the legs are fucking thick, oddly shaped and awful. As a leg fan I must give her a D for the legs (despicable) and a B for the boobs, they are big but a little saggy and the nippleage is very sub par; small, boring looking nipples. Her nose is horribly wide and has a nasty pointing dip. Her hair is horrid and looks awful against her complexion, speaking of which her skin is a hideous orange color peppered with feckless and zits pretending to be freckles and she seems to have a very small mouth which pleasure wise is not very helpful. So the bitch is a C class whore, nothing less, nothing more.
George | May 5, 2008 at 1:25 pm
11 = fail
Jimbo | May 5, 2008 at 1:27 pm
@2 Thanks troll, I was about to say the same thing..
eww | May 5, 2008 at 1:29 pm
WTF is wrong with her SKIN? She looks like if she had some skin disease or skin cancer. It looks fucking gross.
veggi | May 5, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Yeah sweetie, I’ll take a jack and coke~ make it a double. I’m on fire here at the roulette table.. put it all on red..
lol | May 5, 2008 at 1:33 pm
#13 – you’re a chick, right? The only “straight” guys who would write something like that about a nympho posing with her boobs hanging out are the guys who wake up in the morning with a hangover and a sore asshole, saying “never again…”
this bitch tries sooo hard but doesn't even get half way there, pathetic | May 5, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Why does Lohan keep trying soooo hard to look tan and hide her natural gingerness? Doesn’t she realize that she’s not meant to be tan and that she looks disgusting when she tries to fake a tan? It doesn’t work for you Lohan. The fake tanning products make you and your skin look like shit, and there’s no way your skin will ever get tan by trying to tan sunbathing or on tanning beds, the only thing you’ll manage to get is a serious skin cancer and a completely destroyed skin with your skin type. Won’t this bitch ever learn and get some style and an idea of what works and doesn’t work for her? Embrace your gingerness because there’s no way you can get ride of it and try to make the best out of it.
Irish | May 5, 2008 at 1:38 pm
GOD DAMN LOOK AT THEM TITTIES!!!!!
#16 Its called freckles you dumb fuck
Auntie Kryst | May 5, 2008 at 1:49 pm
I think if they made the movie Boogie Nights now, she’d be a shoe-in to play Rollergirl.. @17 good joke, but I disagree on the game. Lohan isn’t classy enough for Roulette. This fucking celebutard has $2 table blackjack written all over her. I also think she’s a Sloe Gin Fizz drinker.
rusty | May 5, 2008 at 1:53 pm
bitch lookin’ rough
mimi | May 5, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Geeeeezzzzz….
to you long enough to steal this story….
Old news is Fish-News.
It's called the SUPERFICIAL for a reason pussies | May 5, 2008 at 1:57 pm
#18. YES I am a chick, but admire hot women and this bitch is a good pair of boobs on a nasty looking skank. If I were single and still interested in experimenting I’d do her, but only in a VERY VERY dark room, her skin is terrifying. Then again she likely glows in the dark which is even more terrifying.
I’ve been hit on by much hotter chicks than this skank so she doesn’t impress me.
Texas Tranny | May 5, 2008 at 1:59 pm
I really like the dress………….very trannylicious………
tight lipped smiler | May 5, 2008 at 2:03 pm
I understand how trying out for the Dallas Cowboys would have appeal after her money flops, but they only take titties that point to the horizon and resemble overinflated basketballs.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | May 5, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Wow… nice….um… eyes…
They White Urkle | May 5, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Damn she has some nice tits!
stizz | May 5, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Dude her tits look like flapjacks. She needs a bra….
janex | May 5, 2008 at 2:18 pm
She hit it off with America, huh? Next thing you know we’ll be reading about the two of them bumping tacos. At least I hope so.
Bill Clinton | May 5, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Lohan can really look good, believe me I know.
Sophie | May 5, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Ratings Ratings Ratings
Who gives a fuck about this whore?
Gunion | May 5, 2008 at 2:25 pm
She’s only interesting when she is coked out and running people of the road.
Next.
God | May 5, 2008 at 2:25 pm
“If I were single and still interested in experimenting I’d do her”
Lesbians don’t count. Especially fence-sitters. We are all very unimpressed.
??? | May 5, 2008 at 2:26 pm
Jimbo, sucks when you have a troll who makes up words like ‘irregardless.’ Fucking idiots are a dime a dozen here. I am of the opinion that 85-85% of the entire population are complete idiots (in the clinical sense of the word).
This chick has got to be the oldest looking 22 year old on the planet. Weathered as fuck. Horrible. You think those tits sag now? Give her ten years and you’ll be able to hide an entire large pizza under one of those bags.
morga | May 5, 2008 at 2:29 pm
man, her skin has seen WAY too much sun
she’s got the complexion of an old lady that spent her whole life in the tanning bed
haroof | May 5, 2008 at 2:29 pm
she really has the greatest rack in hollywood.
Jimbo | May 5, 2008 at 2:33 pm
#35 – I could care less.
Capatin_Insano | May 5, 2008 at 2:34 pm
#29: Actually, for their size (large!) and for being natural, they stand up on their own pretty fucking spectacularly IMO. Awesome rack. Wow.
Mel | May 5, 2008 at 2:34 pm
better as a red head and she needs to shave her pits!
real world | May 5, 2008 at 2:36 pm
If she’s got all the Superficial lamers riled up, you know she’s doing something right.
andie | May 5, 2008 at 2:37 pm
I wonder what she’d look like natural. No fake boobs, no fake hair color, no fake tan, and no fake lips. I bet she’d be even prettier. She is very pretty, but she’s a train wreck and unfortunately I don’t think her lips will ever be as cute as before she started having shit injected into them. They just never look the same after that. Same with the boobs.
I don’t think women her age should EVER get implants. Why waste natural youthful beauty? It’s a travesty!
momo | May 5, 2008 at 2:42 pm
#2 Jimbo…
“Irregardless”?
hahahahahaha
I betcha Lindsay writes gooder n you
Christine | May 5, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Those boobs get lower every time I see her.
chuck | May 5, 2008 at 2:48 pm
I think she looks lovely. I really hope for her sake she can keep it together and not fall off the wagon.
Randal's Rectum | May 5, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Nice to know that such a brilliant, accomplished actress is back on the top of her game! You show H-wood how it’s done, Linds! It’s just refreshing to know that in the tough showbiz game a performer of Lindsay’s age can stave off the botox and age naturally. Only she can display that Forty can be beautiful!
John Kerry | May 5, 2008 at 2:58 pm
This girl has to have the worst skin I have ever seen on someone who claims to be 22 years old. Does she have any idea what she’s doing to herself? I can’t imagine what she’ll look like at 35.
deacon jones | May 5, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Jesus, people.
Doesnt anyone know what fake tits look like? Hers are total fakes. You can always tell by what shape the sides keep when she’s not wearing a bra – that photoshoot she did with the fucking clear sheets or whatever was a dead give away.
And fake tits never sag, which is good and bad. They hold out longer than real ones, but come 45 yr old age range, there’s something really weird when a woman has a pair of tits like a 20 yr old and the rest of her looks like a wet paper bag
*cough* Ocean City, MD Summer 06′ Days Inn Hotel Room
Irregardlessly | May 5, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Huh? Oh. Nothing. I was masturbating and forgot what I was going to post.
Tom | May 5, 2008 at 3:02 pm
I love this filthy fucking tramp.