Lindsay Lohan had a pretty entertaining interview on The Ellen DeGeneres Show yesterday. Some notable moments include challenging Ellen to a pushup contest, admitting Fez is a good kisser, and blurting out “Oh shit” while later asking if she’s allowed to say the word ‘hell.’ Although I’m a little confused as to why she’s so obsessed with doing one-legged pushups. Maybe she’s finally discovered that cocaine gives her superhuman strength. Or maybe she’s trying to replace all the recent rumors about her with new rumors that she’s insane. And likes to do pushups. On one leg. Mission accomplished.
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That Lindsey is one hot mother fucker. I love her scratchy voice. She is only 19 and will only get hotter. You haters go suck Tom Cruise’s little tallywacker!
She doesn’t even do them right; you need to go down far enough so your nose practically touched the floor. This is what my elementary school gym teacher would call “cheating”. But if she really wants a challenge, do the one-armed push-up, one leg doesn’t prove anything. Long live Jack Palance.
She’s so retarded.
agreed with #33… those were some pretty weak pushups, indeed
lindsay looks so cute damn she hot keep doin puch ups and get stronger lol they are made coz they cant do puchups
You know, the last time I saw Richard Lynch was in The Barbarian Brothers. It’s nice that he can still find work. Must be all the push-ups.
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Seriously, what happened to her? Doesn’t she have twenty redneck family members to support? How does she have any money left for coke?
who are the fucktards in the audience who gave her a standing welcome?
I can’t understand what Ellen says in the part where she asks if LL gambles…”you’re not legal to…either” What is it????
aha…just read the comments…nevermind
19 and it’s all downhill from here. She shows up with a tent dress, unruly hair and looks like two guys just got through banging her for several hours in their hotel room.
And this is on her good day.
She comes across as a skanky little twat. Why is she even cast in movies at this point?
# 50 very true
Sheva #59 – Very much like Kirsten Dunst and look what happened to that one.
Wow, she’s lucky she has the crappy movie to promote and can get all this kinda shit out of the way now. Cause the Prarie Home Companion people would be pissed if she gave an interview like that while promoting their Oscar bait.
Why do people cast her in movies? and why do talk shows have her as a guest? she sucks!! an she is looking more and more like a cracked out whore everyday… she will end up like Whitney any day now.
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Lindsay is so freakin’ cute! I love her voice.
She looks like she’s 30… when she’s thirty she’s going to look like she’s 50… too much partying, drinking and smoking. She looks aweful… and she… she is… WAIT FOR IT!!!
Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl
Go to Fred Segal, you’ll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stare
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne
(Drop a name)
What happened to the dreams of a girl president
She’s dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl
(Break it down now)
Disease’s growing, it’s epidemic
I’m scared that there ain’t a cure
The world believes it and I’m going crazy
I cannot take any more
I’m so glad that I’ll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That’s what I wanna see
Disasters all around
World despaired
Their only concern
Will they **** up my hair
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl
[Interlude]
Oh my god you guys, I totally had more than 300 calories
That was so not sexy, no
Good one, can I borrow that?
[Vomits]
I WILL BE SKINNY
(Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing)
(I like this, like this, like this)
Pretty will you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Pretty would you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don’t wanna be a stupid girl
What a raspy voice for a 19 year old, she sounds like she’s 40 years old and has a really bad smoking habit or something! I really wish she would confess to all those guys that Ellen enumerated, and just be blunt and say, YES Ellen I’m a skank whore slut who has a really bad cocaine addiction, enough already, please! Let me do another push-up, SEE?!
@54-
Somewhere there is an ESL class waiting for you…don’t be late, or your teacher will be “made” at you and make you do some “puch ups”. English. Learn it, love it.
I am reporting all disgusting posts! I have 42 names and counting!
@57: she says you’re not legal to drink either
what part does she say “oh shit”? didnt she that part in there at all
Oh good, all actors and actresses should be crazy in their interviews; apparently that’s the new way to promote movies. I’m sure Prarie Home Companion will do really well.
#69 – I can’t tell if you’re kidding, or if you’re an asshat. Reporting other people for being disgusting; look at what number you posted as. You’re the one that’s disgusting, you big perv. Go home, we don’t want you here.
Praz;
That’s not the real Edna, man. When Edna shows up, you’ll know. Oh, getting reported by real Edna is a joke, I was reported for my views on Mexican cuisine. Seriously.
#51
u are right about wat u said finally a fan of Lindsay and one more time u can all just suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk it
#43
And that for u Lindsay coke is the best thing in the world maybe after smoking
Any way Lindsay is the best
U can all go and suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk it
gays wana be hot like Lindsay
I bet lindsays nunu looks like a sweaty, gnat infested, california roll at a cheap sushi bar..
and the possibility was there for so much potential……….
leave Her Alone. SHe gets on my nerves too, but she’s only doing what she needs to be doing. And all the things they say about her are all lies. Hohan!
@ 39
I hope you die soon. I’m not kidding. I really hope you choke on a pickle and die tomorrow. I will send flowers to the funeral, but I promise to urinate on them first and hope your mother leans over to smell them and gets my urine on her nose.
To:#44 (FEED_ME_CHOC..)
Oh I guess ur right, I’m so “weird”.
Instead of making wildly inventive comedic comments about the actual celebs I should stick to:
* Multi-insult posts ONLY about other SF readers
* Post 15-20 comments per EVERY thread
* Spaced out by a couple of minutes-MAX!
* Talking about how big my balls are
* How pale MeganHarris is
* How (INSERT NAME HERE) doesn’t have a life but I’m posting at work meaning I’m employed so that MUST be SOLID PROOF THAT I DO HAVE A LIFE even though I’m refreshing the SF comment page every couple of seconds and driving up the total thread comments over the 300′s of bullshit insults and stupid in-fighting.
Thanks for showing me the light. ;)
Uh, yeah, pushups… hey you numb cunty drug-addict, try “lugging your screaming 4-year-old daughter from the Barbie aisle at Wal-mart, in high heels, shove said kid in the car, go home, unload groceries, pick 7 year old up from bus stop, cook dinner, help 7 year old with homework, log on to SF a few times during the day/evening, eat dinner, clean-up dinner, have gabfest with hubby, get kids off to bed, watch Survivor, smoke a fatty, fuck husband, log on to SF before bed, sleep 6.5 hours, wake up…”
we don’t care about you LL. Fuck OFF.
prideofchucky, i think you’re high just like me.
my pushups so shit all over hers
I like the bit where Ellen reads out the names and Hohan squirms like she got her love beads stuck.
SQUIRM BITCH!!!
she says “oh i said it” not “oh shit”. and lindsay lohan still looks like frankie muniz.
#78, You are so friggin right. I feel for you. Us “little people” have jobs, families, and financial stressors. I don’t want to be rich and famous, but I’d like a nice vacation now and then. Celebrities like her are fun to watch, like a Panda Bear exhibit. I feel better after posting my disdain for these spoiled brats.
this whore
could not bore
me more
oh yeah, #78 krisdylee;
lol. you are soooo damn right. lol.
try that shit and I’ll be impressed.
I think there may be something seriously wrong with me. I LIKE her slight insanity. She’s got moolah or moxy whatever it’s called.
Give me a pickle, I need something to suck on….
Did somebody punch both her eyes?
Lindsey lohan is so gross and filled with freckles .The sight of her red face, thin dead end hair, pale skin, old ladies voice, and horrible shape makes me want to puke. If I ever saw her on the street I would kick her ass for being so annoying. No one cares about you LL….get over your skanky cocaine self.
She does seem rather cracked out. No pun. And she needs to understand the concept of “one word.” My fave part was @ the end where ellen goes “You’re not allowed to drink either” hahhahaha