Lindsay Lohan on The Ellen DeGeneres Show

First.

liya your dead to me, you first posting cunt.

one time, i was riding my bicycle on the freeway, and all these cars and trucks kept honking at me because i was really slow, and i found an old mattress, three rims, and a yard of dental floss on the shoulder. true story.

third?

then i assembled them all into a pseudo pyramid with a hot glue gun and two rolls of duct tape and made it a statement piece on the disentegration of western society and the evils of modern man. i’ll be on the ellen show next week interpreting it for the masses, stay tuned.

Wow I can’t believe a tit didn’t fall out. That’s got to be a first!

LOL…..”Maybe she’s finally discovered that cocaine gives her superhuman strength”….bery funny. The girl is going crazy, Im not going to see her movie by the way.

i hate lindsay lohan

Can someone teach her how to use a fucking hairbrush! fucking retard. And fuck you too leo

I hate her too

So that’s what my boyfriend’s been doing all of this time. Push-ups!

#2 – I vote that #2 is the new #1 on this thread.

i want what drugs shes on!

“You’re not legal to drink either..”

Awesome comeback.

I had a feeling that LL might be a carpet muncher, and this proves it.

Ellen DeGeneres needs the hog. It shows.

And really, isn’t that Lindsey’s problem too? All kidding about coke-whore aside, you can tell from looking at her she’s never had a *real* man. Or a real woman. Fuck pushups – Ellen should have stuck her arm up Lindsey’s rectum and massaged her heart, while shoving her face onto the couch to make her eat the fucking cushions and beg for a second helping. Then she’d be okay, you haters.

Push ups….She should have challenged her to a real mans game. Arm Wrestling!

I always wanted an Uncle Leo.

#2 is totally the new #1!!

Can someone watch this and tell me what happens.

Someone should tranquilize this girl and hold her under the bathwater. She needs to be scrubbed with lots and lots of soap.

way more importantly did anyone hear this one? not that its a shocker or anything

http://www.bloggingbaby.com/2006/05/09/tom-cruise-and-katie-holmes-hammering-out-their-separation/?src=AOL

Soap wouldn’t help this skank, she’s way past that.

She needs an iodine bath, stat.

Fez can kiss my Land-Balls.

I hate Lindsay Lohan.

IHLL

TCLTC

god, must we be notified by Superfish every time this chick takes a shit?

i love how Ellen told her she wasn’t old enoguh to drink and you just she Lindsay go “oh shit”

that was the most oddest 8 minutes of my life

How come the SF didn’t show the whole video? The one I saw had Ellen whip out a 2′ strap-on, bend Hohan over the couch & start hammering her ass. She kept that up until Portia came from backstage, killed the troll Ellen (FINALLY!) and told Hohan to pull that fake cock out of her ass and start eating some Portia pussy. Best episode of Ellen ever. It ended with Tom Cruise stealing the strap-on & you can hear him wondering if Katie will use it on him, maybe that will save their relationship. Because TCLTC.

Fez is a good kisser…? WTF…?
(Seriously, I’ll have that terrible thought in my mind all f’ing day, ewww!)

whatever, Fez is hot

I ALWAYS wonder with interviews like this…Is Ellen rolling her eyes thinking Jeez, this girl is high as a kite. Or if she reiks of alcohol or something and Ellen is distgusted. I always wonder……

Cocaine’s a helluva drug.

I sent this in to the Superficial, but they seem to not want to go with it…..Nothing to do with LL, but watch TC make an even bigger fool of himself, What an a**hole!. Hilarious. Paste link to browser bar.

http://gotdetroit.com/gd/?p=440

I willing to put money on the fact that Tom Cruise wants to suck Ellens cock, any takers?

I did some third legged push-ups this morning.

Oh, those were hardly push-ups L-Lo was doing. Fucking drama queen.

Uh yeah, Lindsay, those aren’t push-ups. Half-push-ups maybe – or semi push-ups.

Oh, Dr. Rokter, I love your medically articulate posts.

Why is this crackwhore a celebrity? And like being able to do one-legged pushups for her is a big deal? She weighs like all of 90 pounds. I could so break her little twig arms in half, after giving her face a swedish massage–you know, the kind where you do chopping motions with your hands. Do you notice also how she can’t sit still? Prime example of a tweaker.

Upon watching that clip, my computer screen started to sweat and shake, while my mouse started to stumble drunkenly all over my desk, reeking of booze. The final straw was my speakers, which sniffed repeatedly and babbled incoherently about smoking coco-puffs last night at Bungalow 8.

#32

i bought some garlic knots from the deli the other day and they were called “papas hot knots”

true story.

Well at least she changed her clothes since the matt lauer interview which she had been wearing the same clothes for a few days…but doesnt look like she showered much since..
Cocaine is a hell of a drug- rick james!

#32

i heard Tom Cruise was licking some guy’s balls the other day and moaning “I *love* Papa’s Hot Nuts”

true story

Hey Feed_Me_Chocolate, fyi, I answered the letter you wrote to me on Ashlee Makes A Pitstop Thread.

Love and Kisses,
Mr. Science

#24 – What was that supposed to be?

God, we are all watching this Lohan person as she crashes and burns. This is gonna be the first completely documented and reported pseudo-celebrity tragedy filmed in real time.

Just watch her sudden spiral into suicide after that crapfest movie of hers stinks up the american and international box-office.

good time to be alive and bitter.

Correct. I am obsessed with coke and push-ups. Anything wrong with that?

#40
Okay, Weird Science, methinks you spent waayyy too much time on that. No wonder you wanted me to not miss it.

I can’t help but see Lindsay and think about the freaky circus type of things I could do to her. Really, who is going to believe a coke whore when she tries to say all the crazy shit I did to her?

Lindsey Lohan Loves the Crack. LLLTC.

And now my day is ruined, because I’ve just watched Hohan and Ellen go down on the carpet together. Repeatedly.

#42 I don’t see that happening, much to my dismay. She’s like Shannen Doherty – she’ll always be down, but she’ll never be out.

will somebody, anybody, please beat the shit out of her??? and if i could choose, i think i would like juliette lewis to do it with her yellow suit on.

Tom Cruise sucks and licks the cock as well. Why couldn’t he have had a Brandon Lee moment on MI3? Karma is a bitch sometimes. Lindsey Lohan has peaked and is coming down the mountain.

#47 we musn’t lose hope, remember, Shannen has a certain inner strength and bitchiness of character that this girl just doesn’t have.

this girl has no character whotsoever.