It’s hard to focus on Lindsay Lohan’s cocaine damaged nostrils when you’ve got another girl in the picture who looks like she’s off to audition for Cirque du Soleil. And it’s even harder to make fun of a stranger in a photo when they’re posing with Lindsay Lohan.
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Lindsay, girl, you need to switch to weed.
Nice freckles…I’m sorry, that’s all I could come up with for this one.
ojjj
To quot Rick James “cocaine is a hell of a drug” LL got to find that out the hard way. She should switch to weed.
That looks to be an older picture, considering the natural looking state of her hair and face. As far as I’ve seen in recent days, she’s doing the really dark hair, really pale skin thing. Her nose does look kind of jacked up, though. Maybe she could use some saline gel or something.
I LOVE LINDSAY!
Freckles on one, freaky makeup on the other…count me in!
It’s a bitch putting make-up on in the car…especially when your high. Believe me, I know.
That girl needs a make-up artist stat.
Ahh the internet… The easiest and fastest way for the young and not- that-talented to make sure their names/faces are on our minds daily.
Here’s the obligatory:
I’d hit it. Both at the same time.
LinLo can come snort lines off my stomach any times she wants. And by the looks of her nose in every pic posted on the internet, I’d better get it ready. She doesnt look like the type to pass up on free blow.
Those girls have done so much cocaine that richard pryor is trying to drunk dial them for a score from beyond the grave.
If lindsay Lohan really wants hit paydirt she needs to set up an ebay auction for plastic surgeons to see who can bid the highest for the opportunity to bill her for fixing her nose after the cocaine collapses it into michael jackson land
Wow get that girl to a salon fast!
someone needs to warn la lohan about the dangers of standing too close to a bad case of pink eye.
I didn’t know LL knew David Bowie…
Why is the other one dressed like a lumberjack. Is grunge making a comeback already?
The girl on the right kinda favors Mandy Moore…only not as pretty…
Isn’t the other girl Flower? Wow.
Lindsay is a dimwit attention whore and the other chick looks like Fergie on Xtasy and Shrooms except even uglier. I wouldn’t bang either one of them with someone else’s junk. To G’damn annoying after the nut…
#12…but really…who WOULD pass up free blow?
i never do, which is why people try to fool me all the time, offering me powdered laundry detergent and such.
needless to say, my nostrils are clean as a whistle. i bet lindsay’s are too.
Her children will be so proud of her. Here’s a pic of Mommy cloked out and here’s another and another- that is if she is able to reproduce once she lays off the partying…
I’m sorry, which one is supposed to be LL jacked up on coke?
Is that Mary Kate or Ashley with Lindsay?!?!?
Wow, I was away from the internet all weekend and when I get to work on Monday, this is what I get? Three articles about the Academy Awards, which nobody watches except for gay cowboys, and a picture of Lindasy Lohan with Bjork’s cousin. Seriously, I expect more when I’m using my valuable slacking-off time. Did I say slacking off? I think I’m at the wrong site…
Evangelia , I’ve got yours here too, honey…LinLo may not wanna share though. Would you be willing to, I dunno, say, jello-wrestle her for it all?
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=8900458
. . .her Myspace profile. . .?
It looks/sounds like her, at least telling by the comment thread on the source page.
JoshSpazJosh , other than this part in “her” profile, huh?
Male
14 years old
Give it a rest already – why don’t we just start calling this LindsayLohanNews.com instead of the Superficial…(YAWN!)
Yes. Lindsay is a vomiting coke-whore who likes to play lesbian sometimes when it’s going to get her some press…so boring.
Welcome to L.A.!! Home of the vomiting fair-weather lesbian coke-whore!
Hey Lindsay…you might want to invest in PHOTOSHOP so you can cover up those coke damaged nostrils. This pic does look old though…back when her hair was still a redish color and when she was “experimenting” with self tanner…nice orange skin Lindsay. But…from the recent pics posted of her…her nose looks the same. LOOKS LIKE LOHAN HAS BEEN SNORTING HAPPY POWDER FOR AWHILE NOW. At least now we know how she lost the weight so fast…
She is on this site far, far too much. DIE Lindsay, PLEASE JUST DIE
I’ll bet it’s photoshopped, just like every single one of the other pictures she’s got posted on her MySpace.
Hi. Thats me in the picture with the awful eye makeup. This is really funny. I thought since y’all just love to talk about lins Id share the story on this picture. We all used to go out together and my mutual friends were her mutual friends bla bla bla. On my friends bday a group of us go to a thrift store and pick names from a hat and whoevers name you get has to dress the other person as badly as possible. Thats why Im wearing the hunters jacket. This was a late night shot snapped because people had told us we looked alike. This was 2 years ago. Visit me on myspace if you want, and dont be haters. Hollywood is just a bad set with a whole lotta awesome fake coursing through its blood.
Her nose looks crusted over, coke does that to you. That girl looks like one of those 14 year olds on Myspace. Or is Lindsay at a rave? Take your pick.
When I first saw this photo, I thought to myself “Is that Lindsey with Jamie Lynn Spears?” I agree with some of the other posters, there are too many stories about LiLo.
Please stop making jokes about Lindsay. She is one of the most beautiful and important women on the planet. Yes, she is a woman now and not a little girl so deal with that!!! She is a SUPERSTAR and can be and do whatever she wants. You all are just lucky that she sometimes lets us all see how perfect and talented she is. Stop being jealous.
Lindsay, these people are just losers that pick on everyone. Please know that we love you and everyone else is jealous.
Kimmie – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Oh, and did I mention that was funny?
That girl looks like Britney Spears’little sister on acid. I agree, there are too many stories about LiLo and she should switch to something that you don’t have to snort.
Oh Kimmie (#36)…Thank you so much for posting that. I was having a bad day at work and that post made me laugh. It is because of your childish star envy rant that I am in a good mood now.
And your right…I am jealous…she can probably get coke a lot cheaper then I could. Damn Celebritys!!!
PS. Who are all you losers who look at a website called, thesuperficial.com?
Oh…and I forgot to mention…that weetzie fawn girl that is in the pic…actually doesn’t look half bad once you get all the pink shit off her face…
she’ll never learn
weetzie fawn:
“PS. Who are all you losers who look at a website called, thesuperficial.com?”
…said the girl who is posting on the superficial.com.
Moron…
Kimmie that’s so sweet of you to defend your friend, but Linds a mess! Natch tho, when you’re 19 and famous you’ll be a mess till you’re almost 30. Sometimes even longer!
HAHA the other girl looks like she had a fight with some bad eye shadow and lost! LOL!
weetzie how could you let your friends do that to you? do you still hang out with lindsay now that she’s all coursing with the hollywood fake shit?
Lindsay actually looks semi-healthy in this picture. Which means it’s definitely not a recent photo.
Yeah she has more color in her skin and her eyes don’t look so palid with hunger…
isnt it weird how Lindsay looks like she has boobs then doesn’t?
Example: (flat as a washboard)
http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/celebrity2/image_full/1818/
“Please stop making jokes about Lindsay. She is one of the most beautiful and important women on the planet. Yes, she is a woman now and not a little girl so deal with that!!! She is a SUPERSTAR and can be and do whatever she wants. You all are just lucky that she sometimes lets us all see how perfect and talented she is. Stop being jealous.”
YOU ARE SO RIGHT.
I want to be a bonerack mole covered coke-snortin’ Olive-Oyle. I’m soooooooo jealous.
Nevermind female doctors and nurses, scientists, therapists who rehabilitate accident victims, neurosugeons, cancer research workers, teachers, human rights activists, and great female literary figures, and even stay-at-home moms, BECAUSE LINDSAY LOHAN, STAR OF HERBIE FULLY LOADED, IS THE MOST IMPORTANT AND BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD.