It’s hard to focus on Lindsay Lohan’s cocaine damaged nostrils when you’ve got another girl in the picture who looks like she’s off to audition for Cirque du Soleil. And it’s even harder to make fun of a stranger in a photo when they’re posing with Lindsay Lohan.
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BEAM | March 6, 2006 at 9:03 am
Lindsay, girl, you need to switch to weed.
Fatty Boom-Batty | March 6, 2006 at 9:03 am
Nice freckles…I’m sorry, that’s all I could come up with for this one.
tonks7 | March 6, 2006 at 9:10 am
ojjj
thebor | March 6, 2006 at 9:18 am
To quot Rick James “cocaine is a hell of a drug” LL got to find that out the hard way. She should switch to weed.
mamacita | March 6, 2006 at 9:19 am
That looks to be an older picture, considering the natural looking state of her hair and face. As far as I’ve seen in recent days, she’s doing the really dark hair, really pale skin thing. Her nose does look kind of jacked up, though. Maybe she could use some saline gel or something.
Raider | March 6, 2006 at 9:36 am
I LOVE LINDSAY!
The Devil | March 6, 2006 at 9:39 am
Freckles on one, freaky makeup on the other…count me in!
Otto | March 6, 2006 at 9:43 am
It’s a bitch putting make-up on in the car…especially when your high. Believe me, I know.
ESQ | March 6, 2006 at 9:44 am
That girl needs a make-up artist stat.
gossipmonger | March 6, 2006 at 9:45 am
Ahh the internet… The easiest and fastest way for the young and not- that-talented to make sure their names/faces are on our minds daily.
Gerald Tarrant | March 6, 2006 at 9:50 am
Here’s the obligatory:
I’d hit it. Both at the same time.
dannyzuko | March 6, 2006 at 10:02 am
LinLo can come snort lines off my stomach any times she wants. And by the looks of her nose in every pic posted on the internet, I’d better get it ready. She doesnt look like the type to pass up on free blow.
biggutonenut | March 6, 2006 at 10:07 am
Those girls have done so much cocaine that richard pryor is trying to drunk dial them for a score from beyond the grave.
If lindsay Lohan really wants hit paydirt she needs to set up an ebay auction for plastic surgeons to see who can bid the highest for the opportunity to bill her for fixing her nose after the cocaine collapses it into michael jackson land
Swordman | March 6, 2006 at 10:19 am
Wow get that girl to a salon fast!
Balcky | March 6, 2006 at 10:27 am
someone needs to warn la lohan about the dangers of standing too close to a bad case of pink eye.
RTH | March 6, 2006 at 10:30 am
I didn’t know LL knew David Bowie…
tits_on_snack | March 6, 2006 at 10:58 am
Why is the other one dressed like a lumberjack. Is grunge making a comeback already?
wildchildintn | March 6, 2006 at 11:04 am
The girl on the right kinda favors Mandy Moore…only not as pretty…
Dtbb | March 6, 2006 at 11:05 am
Isn’t the other girl Flower? Wow.
sugarbuzz | March 6, 2006 at 11:13 am
Lindsay is a dimwit attention whore and the other chick looks like Fergie on Xtasy and Shrooms except even uglier. I wouldn’t bang either one of them with someone else’s junk. To G’damn annoying after the nut…
Evangelia | March 6, 2006 at 11:23 am
#12…but really…who WOULD pass up free blow?
i never do, which is why people try to fool me all the time, offering me powdered laundry detergent and such.
needless to say, my nostrils are clean as a whistle. i bet lindsay’s are too.
senin | March 6, 2006 at 11:24 am
Her children will be so proud of her. Here’s a pic of Mommy cloked out and here’s another and another- that is if she is able to reproduce once she lays off the partying…
PandoraKnight | March 6, 2006 at 11:25 am
I’m sorry, which one is supposed to be LL jacked up on coke?
Becky | March 6, 2006 at 11:25 am
Is that Mary Kate or Ashley with Lindsay?!?!?
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | March 6, 2006 at 11:52 am
Wow, I was away from the internet all weekend and when I get to work on Monday, this is what I get? Three articles about the Academy Awards, which nobody watches except for gay cowboys, and a picture of Lindasy Lohan with Bjork’s cousin. Seriously, I expect more when I’m using my valuable slacking-off time. Did I say slacking off? I think I’m at the wrong site…
dannyzuko | March 6, 2006 at 12:09 pm
Evangelia , I’ve got yours here too, honey…LinLo may not wanna share though. Would you be willing to, I dunno, say, jello-wrestle her for it all?
JoshSpazJosh | March 6, 2006 at 12:14 pm
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=8900458
. . .her Myspace profile. . .?
It looks/sounds like her, at least telling by the comment thread on the source page.
dannyzuko | March 6, 2006 at 12:19 pm
JoshSpazJosh , other than this part in “her” profile, huh?
Male
14 years old
CoJo | March 6, 2006 at 12:33 pm
Give it a rest already – why don’t we just start calling this LindsayLohanNews.com instead of the Superficial…(YAWN!)
Yes. Lindsay is a vomiting coke-whore who likes to play lesbian sometimes when it’s going to get her some press…so boring.
Welcome to L.A.!! Home of the vomiting fair-weather lesbian coke-whore!
~S.Starr~ | March 6, 2006 at 12:53 pm
Hey Lindsay…you might want to invest in PHOTOSHOP so you can cover up those coke damaged nostrils. This pic does look old though…back when her hair was still a redish color and when she was “experimenting” with self tanner…nice orange skin Lindsay. But…from the recent pics posted of her…her nose looks the same. LOOKS LIKE LOHAN HAS BEEN SNORTING HAPPY POWDER FOR AWHILE NOW. At least now we know how she lost the weight so fast…
dogfoodfive | March 6, 2006 at 1:48 pm
She is on this site far, far too much. DIE Lindsay, PLEASE JUST DIE
AndreaSara | March 6, 2006 at 1:51 pm
I’ll bet it’s photoshopped, just like every single one of the other pictures she’s got posted on her MySpace.
weetzie fawn | March 6, 2006 at 1:56 pm
Hi. Thats me in the picture with the awful eye makeup. This is really funny. I thought since y’all just love to talk about lins Id share the story on this picture. We all used to go out together and my mutual friends were her mutual friends bla bla bla. On my friends bday a group of us go to a thrift store and pick names from a hat and whoevers name you get has to dress the other person as badly as possible. Thats why Im wearing the hunters jacket. This was a late night shot snapped because people had told us we looked alike. This was 2 years ago. Visit me on myspace if you want, and dont be haters. Hollywood is just a bad set with a whole lotta awesome fake coursing through its blood.
gogoboots | March 6, 2006 at 2:13 pm
Her nose looks crusted over, coke does that to you. That girl looks like one of those 14 year olds on Myspace. Or is Lindsay at a rave? Take your pick.
Mr. Fritz | March 6, 2006 at 2:29 pm
When I first saw this photo, I thought to myself “Is that Lindsey with Jamie Lynn Spears?” I agree with some of the other posters, there are too many stories about LiLo.
Kimmie | March 6, 2006 at 2:33 pm
Please stop making jokes about Lindsay. She is one of the most beautiful and important women on the planet. Yes, she is a woman now and not a little girl so deal with that!!! She is a SUPERSTAR and can be and do whatever she wants. You all are just lucky that she sometimes lets us all see how perfect and talented she is. Stop being jealous.
Lindsay, these people are just losers that pick on everyone. Please know that we love you and everyone else is jealous.
dannyzuko | March 6, 2006 at 2:45 pm
Kimmie – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Oh, and did I mention that was funny?
Mr. Fritz | March 6, 2006 at 2:51 pm
That girl looks like Britney Spears’little sister on acid. I agree, there are too many stories about LiLo and she should switch to something that you don’t have to snort.
~S.Starr~ | March 6, 2006 at 2:52 pm
Oh Kimmie (#36)…Thank you so much for posting that. I was having a bad day at work and that post made me laugh. It is because of your childish star envy rant that I am in a good mood now.
And your right…I am jealous…she can probably get coke a lot cheaper then I could. Damn Celebritys!!!
weetzie fawn | March 6, 2006 at 2:54 pm
PS. Who are all you losers who look at a website called, thesuperficial.com?
~S.Starr~ | March 6, 2006 at 2:55 pm
Oh…and I forgot to mention…that weetzie fawn girl that is in the pic…actually doesn’t look half bad once you get all the pink shit off her face…
suzy | March 6, 2006 at 2:55 pm
she’ll never learn
~S.Starr~ | March 6, 2006 at 2:57 pm
weetzie fawn:
“PS. Who are all you losers who look at a website called, thesuperficial.com?”
…said the girl who is posting on the superficial.com.
Moron…
gogoboots | March 6, 2006 at 3:05 pm
Kimmie that’s so sweet of you to defend your friend, but Linds a mess! Natch tho, when you’re 19 and famous you’ll be a mess till you’re almost 30. Sometimes even longer!
A2Bcom | March 6, 2006 at 3:05 pm
HAHA the other girl looks like she had a fight with some bad eye shadow and lost! LOL!
gogoboots | March 6, 2006 at 3:07 pm
weetzie how could you let your friends do that to you? do you still hang out with lindsay now that she’s all coursing with the hollywood fake shit?
The Lazy Asian | March 6, 2006 at 3:09 pm
Lindsay actually looks semi-healthy in this picture. Which means it’s definitely not a recent photo.
gogoboots | March 6, 2006 at 3:17 pm
Yeah she has more color in her skin and her eyes don’t look so palid with hunger…
gogoboots | March 6, 2006 at 3:22 pm
isnt it weird how Lindsay looks like she has boobs then doesn’t?
Example: (flat as a washboard)
http://www.hollywoodrag.com/index.php?/celebrity2/image_full/1818/
tits_on_snack | March 6, 2006 at 3:28 pm
“Please stop making jokes about Lindsay. She is one of the most beautiful and important women on the planet. Yes, she is a woman now and not a little girl so deal with that!!! She is a SUPERSTAR and can be and do whatever she wants. You all are just lucky that she sometimes lets us all see how perfect and talented she is. Stop being jealous.”
YOU ARE SO RIGHT.
I want to be a bonerack mole covered coke-snortin’ Olive-Oyle. I’m soooooooo jealous.
Nevermind female doctors and nurses, scientists, therapists who rehabilitate accident victims, neurosugeons, cancer research workers, teachers, human rights activists, and great female literary figures, and even stay-at-home moms, BECAUSE LINDSAY LOHAN, STAR OF HERBIE FULLY LOADED, IS THE MOST IMPORTANT AND BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD.