Lindsay Lohan offers to strip for film, gets shot down

April 8th, 2008 // 63 Comments

Lindsay Lohan will start shooting soon for the indie film Florence where she’ll only be paid $75,000 for her role as a nymphomaniac waitress. Lindsay offered to go full fiery frontal for the part that she’s hoping will rekindle her career. But the producers had other ideas. Softpedia reports:

“She just wants to remind people that she can act and she’s worth hiring.” Also, the source reports that although the script only requires LiLo to show her boobs, she offered to go all the way down and strip completely. “She said it would be no problem to go Full Monty,” added the insider. Thankfully, the producers refused to go along with her very helpful offer.

I think the producers, like most people, realized Lindsay Lohan naked is not the awesome event we’d all hoped it would be. I mean, her boobs were okay, I guess. To be honest I thought at least a dragon would fly out of them then battle a knight on top of her right breast while Zakk Wylde played some wicked riffs on the left. But it turns out Lindsay has plain old nipples. Huh, I don’t get it.

Thanks to Paul who has ninja throwing stars for nips.


  1. cate

    it’s because she’s fat.

  2. Danaiscuban


  3. Feel_the_velvet

    Take it off, Peppermint Patty!

  4. Walter

    She can go full frontal for me anytime. The more freckles the better.

  5. SLASH

    Yeah. I’m going to get some candy now

  6. Grunion

    She also offered to have sex with a donkey, but you know, animal cruelty laws and such..

  7. It is more than just BOOBS – it is the entire balance of the figure…..

    Why are people so fuckin obsessed with boobs.

    It is the ENTIRE figure that counts. The harmony and balance – not just one area.

    It is how everything comes together.


  8. SLASH

    My boss was kind enough to inform me this morning that out of 7 and 1/2 hours I put in a day, I only do on average 3 to 4 hours worth of work.

    “Good to know”, I said.

    “Good to know”

  9. DOH!han

    In pic 4 someone just told her what year it was.

  10. Dick Bush

    Ohhh… I almost came thinking about it.

  11. Sambo the Ass Pirate

    “She just wants to remind people that she can act and she’s worth hiring.”

    because the going rate for serious actors is about 75g, what?

  12. Dick Bush


    Pic 4 tells me she’s just received the super secret Shanghai 5 finger Water Crane sudden death blow…

    >>>> HAAAAAI!

  13. tight lipped smiler

    In Pic 4, the director of her next flick is telling her how far down her throat her co-star will go. Lohan is amazed how easy that will be after all her experience.

  14. TV Viewer

    She is bad actress, look at her botching this Country Crock commercial.

  15. Randal

    Well, after Mean Girls, there’s really no need to prove that Lindsay can act because those who have seen that movie, know she clearly can.

    Although, I must admit, she has a very wonderful and natural pair but as #7 has already made claim to, it’s just not the breasts.

    Thankfully, Lindsay comes as an A+ in all categories as an actress, a singer and above all, a person.

    Keep it fresh girl!


  16. SLASH

    I just informed my boss that I carry a pistol in my purse and that maybe she should shut the fuck up and just be happy that I showed up..

  17. Anonymous

    Would someone please kill Randal?

  18. GodDamnShit'sChangedALotInAYear

    I know this is a real fucking faux pas around here, but she looks hot in that first pic.

  19. Poor Lindsay. I think she’s a cute girl with a lot of problems. She’s worked hard to get it back together. I hope she finds a role soon (without offering to strip for it).



  20. Sara

    OH NO, saggyness and freckles!!!!

  21. ferlo

    yea, randal, eat her shit already you lick butt.

  22. Dick Bush


    Yeah man, I agree.
    I don’t care what the gals say, I’d hammer her dizzy… twice!

  23. SLASH

    #17 I’m on it.

  24. Yes, I’m sure the other talented actresses, like Cate Blanchett, are soliciting movie producers to strip. Yes, that’s what you do when you have, uh, talent. I guess this means Ms. Lohan’s career is O V E R.

  25. Ript1&0

    YAY!!!!! Randal is here!!! I totally heart you Randal!!

  26. You know, I really feel for her. I’ve often offered the same, but alas, people seem to reject me for what I am. Oh well, at least I have my precious mirror near my toilet to gaze into. What the world is missing….

  27. Veroonica

    The answer is simple.

    The Producers are vegetarians.

    The sight of ground up hamburger meat makes them cringe : )

  28. @19

    Her main problem is that she is a used up ginger coke whore with absolutely no talent. In acting or sucking cock.

    I hope she, and you, rot in hell.

  29. Trover

    I saw Lilo at a restaurant when she was rehabbing during her last stint. She was shorter than I thought, but looked better in person, although a little aged. The drugs and lack of sleep will do that to you I guess

  30. B

    I’ll hire her to strip down totally nude in my film. I don’t have $75k, but I can get it, if that’s what it takes. But, there is one clause: she’s gotta go back to red, none of this blond nonsense.

  31. Lal

    Zakk Wylde and dragons in the same sentence? No. You’re thinking Rhapsody, or Yngwie Malmsteen.

  32. total_pimp


    thaz fukin nasty
    she is all wrinkles, sag, frekles, and hidden bags of coke under that hideous dress

  33. Juffie

    Lindsay is a pretty woman, but she’s a has been. When you’re getting paid a mere 75K in a film it signifies you’re a nobody. I’m a big time nobody who has made that much shooting national commercials.

  34. Mal Gusto

    Honest to God, my wife is 46 years old and has better looking tits than this clown. And to those of you that continue flog “Mean Girls” as proof of Lohan’s acting chops….go back and watch the movie again!!!!
    The script was very well written, the casting was superb, and in that mix Lindsay did a …good job. Just a good job.

  35. NY Ted

    Thank heaven! After seeing her make a complete mockery of the famous Marylin Monroe photo shoot…I’m glad to see that there are some Hollywood producers that actually have brains that work! Face facts LiLo…you do not look good naked with your stumpy limbs and the road map of freckles that covers your body!

  36. I still vote for full frontal.

  37. Old Man At The Gay Bar

    Honey. That thing stopped being “fresh” when she gave it up to Arron Carter at the age of 11. Although I hear it can make fresh creme cheese. YUM!

    Why in the fuck do you think they don’t want to show it in the movie.

  38. Old Man At The Gay Bar

    Or is that Bagel dough? Can’t remember…….

  39. Harry Ballzack

    Maybe mommie-dearest can “trade” the producers whatever they want.
    After all – she DOES have another daughter she’s trying desperately to get into the hollywood mainstream. A young sweet-tart would go a long way towards extending mommie-dearests life as one of hollywoods white-trailer-trash moms. Now if she could just get someone (anyone) to look at her Lindsay nude without puking

  40. Jamie's Uterus

    Check out the fingernails in that pic. You can take the girl out of Long Island, but you can’ t take Long Island out of the girl……..

    Please stay dressed Lindsay, no one wants to see your red worn out cooter.

  41. LL

    I feel like such a fool… I thought that the way to demonstrate you were worth hiring was to show up (on time), work hard, be reasonably easy to get along with… But now Lindsay Lohan tells us that the way to show you’re worth hiring is to be naked. I wish I had all that time back I’ve spent actually working and showing up and stuff. If I could do it all over again, I’d just show up at work once completely naked and then just ride that wave to success.

    Thanks, Lindsay, for keepin’ it real…

  42. BoboTed

    She is still young enough that my eyes wouldn’t start to bleed if I saw her naked.

    She needs to put on 20 lbs. and get those full D cups back before letting the puppies loose on the silver screen.

    I would fuck her brains out for sure. I’d just have to spray Lysol in her cooter first.

  43. FromOutOfNoWhere

    #42 AMEN

    I would fuck her hard.

  44. Nelson from The Simpsons

    AH – HA! AH – HA! AH- HA!

  45. total_pimp

    @42 AND 43

    u guys r fukin nasty

    u obviously dont have decent love lifes and look for a good chance to get with randoms whores whenever you feel the time is right

    go find a girlfriend or u guys could keep trying to get ladies to suck ur old man cock, give up and stick with masterbating, or u could meet up at some random gay bar and become FAG’s together

    have fun!

  46. yo

    “She just wants to remind people that she can act and she’s worth hiring.”

    yeah, offering full frontal nudity–what a great reminder of her acting *skills*.

  47. BoboTed

    @45, go fuck yourself, your sister, your dog, or the nearest sofa cushion and let the big boys talk, OK?

  48. total_pimp

    watch yoself fag

    this bytchass mofo gonna go kick ur ass

  49. Ash

    Linsday Lohan is a goddamn genius… a patriot if you will…. we should all follow her lead and show up to work completely nude…. oh yeah! helllloooo ladies!

  50. total_pimp

    i cant tell if ur being sarcastic or not…



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