Lindsay Lohan offers to strip for film, gets shot down

Lindsay Lohan will start shooting soon for the indie film Florence where she’ll only be paid $75,000 for her role as a nymphomaniac waitress. Lindsay offered to go full fiery frontal for the part that she’s hoping will rekindle her career. But the producers had other ideas. Softpedia reports:

“She just wants to remind people that she can act and she’s worth hiring.” Also, the source reports that although the script only requires LiLo to show her boobs, she offered to go all the way down and strip completely. “She said it would be no problem to go Full Monty,” added the insider. Thankfully, the producers refused to go along with her very helpful offer.

I think the producers, like most people, realized Lindsay Lohan naked is not the awesome event we’d all hoped it would be. I mean, her boobs were okay, I guess. To be honest I thought at least a dragon would fly out of them then battle a knight on top of her right breast while Zakk Wylde played some wicked riffs on the left. But it turns out Lindsay has plain old nipples. Huh, I don’t get it.

Thanks to Paul who has ninja throwing stars for nips.