Lindsay Lohan poses nude as Marilyn Monroe

February 18th, 2008 // 467 Comments

Lindsay Lohan posed nude for a photo shoot with legendary photographer Bert Stern. Bert recreated an iconic photo shoot he did with Marilyn Monroe 46 years ago for New York magazine. Why choose Lindsay Lohan? Besides her “depth” (i.e. sweater cannons), Bert found similarities between the two actresses:

Stern, who shot the photos on film rather than digitally, told me he was interested in Lohan because he suspected “she had a lot more depth to her” than one might assume from “those teenage movies.” Indeed, many in the film industry believe that Lohan has yet to pursue projects equal to her gifts. Without putting too fine a point on it, you might say Lohan has, like Monroe, a knack for courting the tabloids and tripping up her career.

I don’t want to say Lindsay Lohan has a lot of freckles, but I don’t remember Marilyn Monroe having a topographical map across her chest. Also, Marilyn Monroe was reportedly drunk during the shoot while Lindsay is sober. Nice, Lindsay, how am I supposed to look at your breasts when you can’t even respect history? I guess I’ll manage – somehow. You’re lucky I’m a professional. Somebody fetch my boob-looking glasses.

NOTE: Pics are obviously NSFW. That’s code for “awesome!”

Photos: New York Magazine

  1. l

    TERRIBLE ! her breasts are down ( look 1 photo), NOt marilyn even not similar. BETTER such photos DO NOT MAKE. marilyn had hour -glasses body – but this…….. even have not words….. TERRIBLE !

  2. What makes me angry the most is that Hugh Hefner KNEW, Marilyn Monroe! Sooo what was he thinking when he chose Lindsay?!


    And, I believe the worst thing is that lindsay is trying to do the Marilyn Monroe ” Sleepy eyes” look and she has FAILED!!!!!!!!!!!! You would think that if you were going to impersonate the world’s biggest starlet you would practise!

  3. She looks like crap :S

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  5. I agree with most of the pros of the article, great research, well keep in touch. John

  6. jess
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    Who else thinks Lindsey Lohan looks pretty ugly naked? She cannot even compare to Marlyn Monroe.

  7. Brent

    omg she is so hot

  8. Jim Bob
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    needs a pearl necklace

  9. Ricky
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    She sure does have some nice tits

  10. Ricky
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    Excellent titties

  11. Jim Bob
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  12. Commented on this photo:

    Breasts too big, waist line too big to even compare to the beautiful Marilyn Monroe.

    • joe ralph

      what are you? gay??? damn, I have always wanted to see those babies. thank you to whoever made this possible. i can now die happy

  13. allen does
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    i wanna pull her white panties down and bang her and suck her tittys!

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