Prince threw the mother of all post-Oscar parties Sunday night and everyone was there. Even Best Actor Daniel Day Lewis who presumably drank all the milkshakes. The man loves his lactose. However, one person who wasn’t there was Lindsay Lohan. Apparently the situation reached Code Red when Prince’s people found out she might show up. FOX News reports:
Pop Tarts was left wondering where on earth party girl Lindsay Lohan was amid the excitement.
“A big deal was made by Prince’s people that she wasn’t to be invited or if she was already, she needed to be uninvited,” our source said. “Apparently, Lindsay thought they were friends, so I am assuming she would have been disappointed.”
I guess Prince didn’t want anyone getting laid at his party. For those of you who don’t get the joke, let me put it in scientific terms: You see, Y = Lindsay’s vagina and X = every dude’s penis at the party. As X approaches Y the chances of S = guaranteed sex on the dishwasher increases. If Y, again her vagina, is multiplied by C = champagne then you get the equation Y * C = F which is scorch marks on the carpet. This is directly proportional to Y getting kicked out the fucking door.
NOTE: Anyone that wishes to dispute the mathematic inaccuracies of this post can feel free to e-mail me and I’ll describe what sex is like. (Hint: Awesome, yet strangely furry.)
What’s up with that expression on her face? She looks like she’s saying “what are YOU looking at?” That spray tan is nasty stuff.
Was the source for this story paris’i'm a whore with herpes’ hilton by chance? Seems like something she would do to take the attention away from the fact that she was BANNED FROM THE OSCAR’S ALTOGETHER!
That’s not Lindsay Lohan, that’s Rumer Willis with her cock taped between under her ass.
Am I right?
I saw the pictures and couldn’t believe first she has no nipples, her old and tired skin, flat nasty looking ass and no waist. Also, she not very attactive at all. It just was a terrible decision to take those pictures. Plus, her tits sag and she only 21 years old.
how old is this pic? doesn’t she have botox now?
“Prince is a genius. Who else could have questionable talent”
No musician would ever say Prince has “questionable talent.” Why do people still pay attention to him, even though his big commercial success is long behind him? Because he’s a gifted musician. Night after night, he does after-hours jams with all sorts of bands – funk, blues, jazz, you name it. He shows up, joins the band after they’re done with their set, and they jam for a few hours after closing. If you consider improvisation an elevated musical form, then yeah, he’s a genius. But if you’re hung up on lip-synchers will cool videos, who couldn’t play a musical instrument (including voice) if their lives depended on it, then he must seem like a historical artifact.
She’s a MILF. What? She’s only only 22!!! Shit she looks worn.
The Symbol was probably freaked out by her horrid impersonation of Marylin Monroe! Actually it has been reported that Marylin did a few spins in her resting place at the thought of Lohan re-doing her photo shoot!
She is just Holly-weird trash!
Prince’s guitar skills are unmatched….well maybe not unmatched, but he is friggin incredible. He steals the show with his solo here http://youtube.com/watch?v=ifp_SVrlurY
questionable talent….I think not
NOBODY HAS ANSWERED THE DD LEWIS MILKSHAKE QUESTION YET. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?? I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE??
Prince doesn’t dig freckles ta-ta’s.
eww nice covered up zits on her chin in the first pic
Two words:
DENIED BITCH
She is beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire&celeb dating site “W e a l t h yR o m a n c e . c o m” yesterday. Is she single now? Just curious.
Lactose is milk sugar, not milk itself. Do a little research next time.
I love her smiley face. Looks cute! Anyone saw her hot albums and videos at the celeb site millionairecupid.com? Hot ans attractive girl.
#60 its from the movie There will be blood. DD lewis says it in hilarious fashion during the movie. Class is now over. Your welcome.
She looks like my Aunt Alice…bad for Lindsay, good for Aunt Alice (cuz she’s 67).
I love her smiley face. Looks cute! Anyone saw her hot albums and videos at the celeb site MILLIONAIRECRACKWHORE.COM? Hot ans attractive girl.
I was just screwing with all you Symbol worshipers. I can’t beleive I only pulled two out.
#60…go see the movie…it’s worth it. It’s has both a literal meaning about side-drilling someone elses oil and it is a metaphor about f-ing with someone and winning.
Prince is a religious hypocrite whom picks and chooses his you are a bad on to sin accusations to suit his mood at the moment like his rich and arrogant elite pals. Of course no Hollywood star and celebrity doesn’t want criminal activites and behavior to take place with Lindsay being there, cooperating in or with the crime.. because she was caught and is liable to get time in jail if in trouble again, and the rich and perverts getting their deviant fun on in private there at the party all will have to testify about the incident and link their name to hers.
Reported by Fox news? How conservative and moral of them to report such important news. No better then Perez Hilton. Figures!
Has anybody hear about Pop Fiction. This show on E! Its going to be on air March 9th at 10:30 et/pt. If anybody knows about it let me know. Also ive seen these. This show is going to be good. It has to be its so secretive. Ive been hearing crazy rumors about it too!! Heres the link
http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/popfiction/index.jsp
CHAOS IS COMING. POP FICTION. MARCH 9. E! THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.
o HOLLYWOOD ARMAGEDDON. RESISTANCE FUTILE. POP FICTION. MARCH 9. E! THANK YOU FOR PLAYING.
…we loved the freckles )))
love babe )
they r just ving a match and we r here see ing who l be the winner!
also their hot pics at ~~ pinkmingle.com ~~ r still in competetion , lol
I hate her
Stupido! Lindsay is beautiful, don’t be jealous. Yeah she’s made mistakes, but seriously Prince what is the worst Lindsay could have done? Maybe he was afraid someone was actually going to have a good time….I don’t know. But I have seen video from this party and Lindsay was there so I don’t know how true this is.