Lindsay Lohan not ready to give up the V

December 2nd, 2008 // 37 Comments

Lindsay Lohan shot down rumors today on her MySpace blog that she’s no longer dating Samantha Ronson:

oy vey! rumors..
just to clear this up.. because i have been getting a lot of emails asking me this one question.
samantha ronson and lindsay lohan (me) are NOT breaking up
:)
take care
xxLL

Oh thank God. I don’t know about you guys, but I sit around all day constantly fretting over Lindsay and Sam’s fake lesbian relationship. I mean, if these two can’t fake-make it in this crazy world, then none of us fake-can, fake-dammit!

Photos: Splash News
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  1. Stanky

    What a coincidence! I’m not giving up the V either.

  2. dave

    first fire crotch

  3. dave

    first fire crotch

  4. it’s not lesbianism if one of them is a guy

  5. Dan

    I like the guy who runs this sites comments for this one, like he dosnt care about this news at all (and he shouldnt) yet he felt the need to take the tirme to post pictures of her and write about it

  6. Stanky

    Ha ha, you lose dave. Douche!

  7. HAHAHA

    HAHAHA Dave’s a fag! And you’d still be a fag even if you actually were first.

    Homo.

  8. havoc

    Fake lesbianism is the new black……

    .

  9. Lindsay is about as lesbian as the male commenters here are hetero.

  10. Bob

    Hey, so a girl wants to drink some vodka after quitting, and then going back the V after storming out of an argument… who doesn’t??

    http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/

  11. Aja

    looks amazing

  12. #9 thanks for commenting for me while I was in the shower. In fact that sounds like something I would say.
    Man LL is skinny these day. Must be on the coke-fast diet. I’d try that too, but I don’t know any dealers and I don’t have a thousand dollars to spare. .

  13. Christina

    I love ginger lezzas like lindsay. go choke on some fluids, girl.

  14. Christina

    I love ginger lezzas like lindsay. go choke on some fluids, girl.

  15. jetaime

    love her boots, though.

  16. eveie

    Phew I feel better knowing her and Sammy boy aren’t breaking up. This chick is fuckin delusional, someone give her a job.

  17. mud shark

    I wonder how big Sam’s balls are..I picture them very big and hairy, sticky and smelling like fromunda cheese. Lindsey holds them in her lap when they drive.

  18. Dixie

    Although I’m from Southern California and voted no on Prop 8; I do not understand the whole gay thing. I will never understand how a female can enjoy another females pussy juice. I like the way my pussy smells because I shower 2 times a day.

  19. Randal

    Lindsay, you look amazing in those black boots, hugging those tight spandex pants, hugging yummy!

    Randal

  20. Ted from LA

    I like the way your pussy smells too.

  21. Ted from LA

    Randal,
    You know I’m a fan of yours, but you just fucked up the flow with the “smell of pussy” jokes Dixie and I had going.

  22. Cash

    Wait… so even though she never flat out said they were an official item, now she is denying rumors they aren’t together? Make up your mind firecrotch.

  23. dave

    Couldn’t care less–just show us some pics of her breasts, otherwise the post is worthless!

  24. scooby

    oy vey? now another jewish lesbian skank? fuck me.

  25. Why is she taking a page from the Rough book and speak in the 3rd person?

  26. Nancy

    One time my friend told me to smell her wrist to see if I liked her perfume but instead it smelled fishy and my friend laughed and told me she just masturbated. This is what I get for having a stripper as a roommate.

  27. Merv

    Lindsay Lohan will do whatever it takes to stay famous. Right now, since all things gay and liberal are in fashion, she is gay and liberal. Later, if there is a swing back to Catholicism, she will be a celibate Catholic, more holy — for the camera — than all the saints combined. Then when people get sick of controlling themselves, and they all become blood-drinking vampires, she will suddenly forget the Jesus thing and become an old den mother vampire.

    Her real addiction is to the spotlight. She will stay famous to the end no matter what the cost. But there is nothing sincere about her feelings — ever. Like most child actors, she is a kind of robot moth drawn to the spotlight. Any spotlight will do.

  28. guido

    she looks like a shadow

  29. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” B i l l i o n a i r e p a l . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ?????????????????

  30. She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” B i l l i o n a i r e p a l . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ?????????????????

  31. friendlyfires

    Listen Sam, we know you miss doughnut bouncing with the Firecrotch, but pour some Tabasco over your labia and hump a rubber crash test dummy – it’s just like crashing against La Lohan. What, you miss frenching her? Put an oversized sea cucumber and the contents of an ashtray in your mouth. There, you see, no difference …
    Know difference?

  32. steve chen

    I am looking for someone who is serene, whom I can enjoy interesting conversations with, who is ambitious and respectful of the people he cares about. If you are the one i am seeking for, why not have fun with me? U can find me here: http://MatchWealthy.com

  33. ahk

    the last line of her post stands for her bra size: xxLL, extra extra Larger (than) Large

  34. Is that a URINE-BOTTLE?
    Stolen out of the home for the elderly?

  35. Clee Clee

    Wow, black really is slimming!!

  36. JJ

    OMG i have that jacket!!! nice!
    its helmut lang.. i got it on sale early this year! its so compfy and warm and cute!

  37. JJ

    OMG i have that jacket!!! nice!
    its helmut lang.. i got it on sale early this year! its so compfy and warm and cute!

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