Lindsay Lohan shot down rumors today on her MySpace blog that she’s no longer dating Samantha Ronson:
oy vey! rumors..
just to clear this up.. because i have been getting a lot of emails asking me this one question.
samantha ronson and lindsay lohan (me) are NOT breaking up
:)
take care
xxLL
Oh thank God. I don’t know about you guys, but I sit around all day constantly fretting over Lindsay and Sam’s fake lesbian relationship. I mean, if these two can’t fake-make it in this crazy world, then none of us fake-can, fake-dammit!
Photos: Splash News
Stanky | December 2, 2008 at 1:04 pm
What a coincidence! I’m not giving up the V either.
dave | December 2, 2008 at 1:05 pm
first fire crotch
dave | December 2, 2008 at 1:05 pm
first fire crotch
thejames1982 | December 2, 2008 at 1:05 pm
it’s not lesbianism if one of them is a guy
Dan | December 2, 2008 at 1:09 pm
I like the guy who runs this sites comments for this one, like he dosnt care about this news at all (and he shouldnt) yet he felt the need to take the tirme to post pictures of her and write about it
Stanky | December 2, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Ha ha, you lose dave. Douche!
HAHAHA | December 2, 2008 at 1:20 pm
HAHAHA Dave’s a fag! And you’d still be a fag even if you actually were first.
Homo.
havoc | December 2, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Fake lesbianism is the new black……
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FRIST!!! | December 2, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Lindsay is about as lesbian as the male commenters here are hetero.
Bob | December 2, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Hey, so a girl wants to drink some vodka after quitting, and then going back the V after storming out of an argument… who doesn’t??
http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/
Aja | December 2, 2008 at 2:20 pm
looks amazing
FRIST!!! | December 2, 2008 at 2:33 pm
#9 thanks for commenting for me while I was in the shower. In fact that sounds like something I would say.
Man LL is skinny these day. Must be on the coke-fast diet. I’d try that too, but I don’t know any dealers and I don’t have a thousand dollars to spare. .
Christina | December 2, 2008 at 2:42 pm
I love ginger lezzas like lindsay. go choke on some fluids, girl.
Christina | December 2, 2008 at 2:42 pm
I love ginger lezzas like lindsay. go choke on some fluids, girl.
jetaime | December 2, 2008 at 2:49 pm
love her boots, though.
eveie | December 2, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Phew I feel better knowing her and Sammy boy aren’t breaking up. This chick is fuckin delusional, someone give her a job.
mud shark | December 2, 2008 at 3:13 pm
I wonder how big Sam’s balls are..I picture them very big and hairy, sticky and smelling like fromunda cheese. Lindsey holds them in her lap when they drive.
Dixie | December 2, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Although I’m from Southern California and voted no on Prop 8; I do not understand the whole gay thing. I will never understand how a female can enjoy another females pussy juice. I like the way my pussy smells because I shower 2 times a day.
Randal | December 2, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Lindsay, you look amazing in those black boots, hugging those tight spandex pants, hugging yummy!
Randal
Ted from LA | December 2, 2008 at 3:46 pm
I like the way your pussy smells too.
Ted from LA | December 2, 2008 at 3:48 pm
Randal,
You know I’m a fan of yours, but you just fucked up the flow with the “smell of pussy” jokes Dixie and I had going.
Cash | December 2, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Wait… so even though she never flat out said they were an official item, now she is denying rumors they aren’t together? Make up your mind firecrotch.
dave | December 2, 2008 at 5:05 pm
Couldn’t care less–just show us some pics of her breasts, otherwise the post is worthless!
scooby | December 2, 2008 at 5:28 pm
oy vey? now another jewish lesbian skank? fuck me.
Rough Daddy | December 2, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Why is she taking a page from the Rough book and speak in the 3rd person?
Nancy | December 2, 2008 at 6:01 pm
One time my friend told me to smell her wrist to see if I liked her perfume but instead it smelled fishy and my friend laughed and told me she just masturbated. This is what I get for having a stripper as a roommate.
Merv | December 2, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Lindsay Lohan will do whatever it takes to stay famous. Right now, since all things gay and liberal are in fashion, she is gay and liberal. Later, if there is a swing back to Catholicism, she will be a celibate Catholic, more holy — for the camera — than all the saints combined. Then when people get sick of controlling themselves, and they all become blood-drinking vampires, she will suddenly forget the Jesus thing and become an old den mother vampire.
Her real addiction is to the spotlight. She will stay famous to the end no matter what the cost. But there is nothing sincere about her feelings — ever. Like most child actors, she is a kind of robot moth drawn to the spotlight. Any spotlight will do.
guido | December 2, 2008 at 9:37 pm
she looks like a shadow
Nancy K | December 2, 2008 at 10:47 pm
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” B i l l i o n a i r e p a l . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ?????????????????
Nancy K | December 2, 2008 at 10:50 pm
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” B i l l i o n a i r e p a l . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now? ?????????????????
friendlyfires | December 3, 2008 at 5:37 am
Listen Sam, we know you miss doughnut bouncing with the Firecrotch, but pour some Tabasco over your labia and hump a rubber crash test dummy – it’s just like crashing against La Lohan. What, you miss frenching her? Put an oversized sea cucumber and the contents of an ashtray in your mouth. There, you see, no difference …
Know difference?
steve chen | December 3, 2008 at 9:24 am
I am looking for someone who is serene, whom I can enjoy interesting conversations with, who is ambitious and respectful of the people he cares about. If you are the one i am seeking for, why not have fun with me? U can find me here: http://MatchWealthy.com
ahk | December 3, 2008 at 10:54 am
the last line of her post stands for her bra size: xxLL, extra extra Larger (than) Large
gerard Vandenberg | December 3, 2008 at 10:57 am
Is that a URINE-BOTTLE?
Stolen out of the home for the elderly?
Clee Clee | December 3, 2008 at 11:19 pm
Wow, black really is slimming!!
JJ | December 6, 2008 at 6:43 pm
OMG i have that jacket!!! nice!
its helmut lang.. i got it on sale early this year! its so compfy and warm and cute!
JJ | December 6, 2008 at 6:43 pm
OMG i have that jacket!!! nice!
its helmut lang.. i got it on sale early this year! its so compfy and warm and cute!