Lindsay Lohan not posing for Playboy

March 6th, 2008 // 57 Comments

Lindsay Lohan had reportedly been asked to pose nude for Playboy and recreate Marilyn Monroe’s swimming scene from Something’s Gotta Give. But Dina Lohan set the record straight with Us Magazine:

“That [offer] never happened,” she tells Usmagazine.com. “That would be a no.”

Yeah, because the first round of shots of Lindsay as Marilyn turned out so awesome. Let’s do that again but with the class and style of a Playboy photo shoot. Actually, I’m serious about that. Those guys are airbrush masters. Maybe, for once, I can see Lindsay Lohan naked and say “Yippee!” instead of being bored to tears by her breasts. I mean, that’s just sacrilege. Right, Pope? Pope? Hey, man, put down the Guitar Hero and commit yourself to this joke. Don’t you point that hat at me. Oh, that’s real cute. You bless people with that finger?

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  1. Rain

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  2. Puddiin

    You guys are F@*king crazy!!
    Lindsay is a total hottie!! She has been since at least “Mean Girls” (that movie made me drool so much I wasn’t sure if I should feel guilty).
    We finally get nude pics and you guys are complaining about them? You’re nuts! Just nuts!
    Thank You Lindsay!
    Thank You New York Magazine!
    Hell, Thanks to the guy who invented the camera!
    No more having to make do with “Nip Slips” or “Sideboob” (she’s got some sweet sideboob BTW
    I’ve finally seen Lindasay Lohan’s tits, and I couldn’t be happier!!
    Woo-Hoo!

  3. Victoria

    She may not be posing for Playboy, but she will probably pose for Cat Fancy.

  4. Beaverton

    I could not imagine (or want to imaging) her mealy, young but already saggy breasts, and sadly freckled naked body in Playboy. That would be one issue that would not have a crease in the spine!!

  5. Beaverton

    I could not imagine (or want to imaging) her mealy, young but already saggy breasts, and sadly freckled naked body in Playboy. That would be one issue that would not have a crease in the spine!!

  6. herbiefrog

    no idea what this is, were just told to paste it

    [as it were]

    god only knows how you waste your money

    however…

    it’s now

    so… what shall we do next ?

    hmmmmmm…

    …and yet do you think we could just post it?

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  7. herbiefrog

    oh… and by the way…

    did we need to mention

    that we have the whole series of “two of a kind” on dvd : )

    just dont ask to buy one : )))

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