Lindsay Lohan NOT looking like a 40-year-old meth addict

March 1st, 2010 // 66 Comments

Here’s Lindsay Lohan at the Roberto Cavalli Fashion Show in Milan yesterday where she surprisingly didn’t look like she’s been fellating truck drivers since ’89. Which is good considering she’s only invited to these things so old rich dudes can bid on an American actress in a secret underground auction.

Or they just play connect-the-dots with her freckles. I’ve honestly stopped trying to figure out Europeans.

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Comments (66)

  1. Taz | March 1, 2010 at 12:43 pm

    I’d stick it in her

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  2. jbolbgfr | March 1, 2010 at 12:50 pm

    shes pretty

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  3. y3n0 | March 1, 2010 at 12:54 pm

    Is the drawstring optional for her Glad or Hefty dress?

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  4. Oz | March 1, 2010 at 12:58 pm

    she should use some more mustard, that bleach is not good for the skin!!

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  5. y3n0 | March 1, 2010 at 12:59 pm

    Nice Glad bag dress

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  6. Rough rage | March 1, 2010 at 1:09 pm

    “fellating truck drivers”

    I think Fish just call my Lilo a Lot Lizard….

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  7. Gerald_Tarrant | March 1, 2010 at 1:10 pm

    I think she looks great. It is good that she can still find something to laugh and smile about. With parents like she has I am truly surprised she hasn’t pulled a Michael Blosil yet.

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  8. AnonymousError | March 1, 2010 at 1:14 pm

    She looks better than she has in a while. I like her dress, and for the record I’ve never seen a silver glad bag, dumbass.

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  9. Sport | March 1, 2010 at 1:17 pm

    nice wedding band – wishful thinking.
    You will die young with hepatitis…

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  10. terry | March 1, 2010 at 1:25 pm

    She is looking good…probably toning up so Sam will take notice and make her “the bitch girl” again

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  11. Vito | March 1, 2010 at 1:26 pm

    She’s not even showing her tits. What a waste of bandwidth!

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  12. Kathleen | March 1, 2010 at 1:28 pm

    Puhhhlease make a turn around!

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  13. wtf | March 1, 2010 at 1:35 pm

    The lighting in that place must be INCREDIBLE! Her dress is pretty hideous, too.

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  14. salsa | March 1, 2010 at 1:39 pm

    She looks gorgeous.

    I’d HIT IT!

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  15. jt | March 1, 2010 at 1:40 pm

    she looks great!

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  16. this random guy | March 1, 2010 at 1:41 pm

    I think she’s looking pretty tasty.

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  17. B | March 1, 2010 at 1:53 pm

    “play connect-the-dots with her freckles.”

    …that’s when you tie her to the bed and get out the Sharpie, right? Or is it a Sharpei?

    Seriously though, I’d connect the heck out of those dots. Oh yeah.

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  18. Jenny | March 1, 2010 at 2:29 pm

    The new writer fails hard at being witty or funny

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  19. Pete | March 1, 2010 at 2:38 pm

    Much better, apart from the receding hairline and the bottom half of that dress. How soon til she’s crying outside a club or posting embarrasing tweets at 2am.

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  20. arealcad | March 1, 2010 at 2:43 pm

    $20k gets me 1 hour w/Lindsey or $35k for 1 hour w/Rachel Bilson.

    I can’t decide.

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  21. Matthew | March 1, 2010 at 2:48 pm

    please she still a z-list celeberty

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  22. pimp | March 1, 2010 at 2:54 pm

    let the pink freckled asshole eating begin!

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  23. Richport's Ghost | March 1, 2010 at 3:05 pm

    It would be nice if the cunt would show us her cunt.

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  24. Anonymous | March 1, 2010 at 3:08 pm

    She is seriously unattractive.

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  25. Da Trooooooof Hertzz | March 1, 2010 at 3:09 pm

    I don’t get it. This is her looking good?

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  26. Giorgio! | March 1, 2010 at 3:14 pm

    She looks really good here but she looked better in the other dress from before the Cavalli show.

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  27. BeeTee | March 1, 2010 at 3:18 pm

    I looked at these pics and my brain said “Hey she doesn’t look to…..” then all of the sudden my dick reached up and bitch slapped me and said “What you talkin bout Willis?”

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  28. Randal | March 1, 2010 at 3:45 pm

    Lindsay “Stunning” Lohan is out on the prowl again and looking in tip top shape, as always. With her hair tied back, it brings out her angelic facial features which only become even more illuminated by her playful young and hip smile.

    Keep sparkling girl because you’re a true star!

    Randal

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  29. Pathfinder | March 1, 2010 at 4:11 pm

    Damn, She looks good in these pics. Something about those freckles is a major turn-on. Needless to say – I’d drill her like and oil-derrick.

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  30. hateyoufornoreason | March 1, 2010 at 4:14 pm

    WTF?? She still looks like absolute shit. Just because her nasty, greasy extensions are pulled into a nasty greasy bun doesn’t mean she looks one iota better. What is wrong with you people? Loooowwwww standards, I guess.

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  31. DWTS 2010 | March 1, 2010 at 5:05 pm

    Lindsay looks really good. The dress is made for her. It’s Perfect!

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  32. Butternut | March 1, 2010 at 5:23 pm

    Nice chipped nail polish, greasy hair, uneven tan, and cellulite.

    How do you even get tan lines like that on your legs?

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  33. Gordon "Fucking" Shumway | March 1, 2010 at 5:52 pm

    I hope she fails and starts doing porn. LET US SEE YOUR PUSSY!

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  34. Thunda Downunda | March 1, 2010 at 6:31 pm

    What’s with the scar on her wrist in pic 7?

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  35. hotgirl123 | March 1, 2010 at 7:13 pm

    Who cares!!! My boyfriend thinks the same with me. He- is eight years older than me, lol. We met online at- A g e m i n g le @ c–o.m a nice and free place for Younger- Women and Older Men, or Older Women and Younger Men, to- interact with each other. Maybe you wanna check out or- tell your friends.

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  36. j m | March 1, 2010 at 7:26 pm

    Beautiful,busy,wealthy Lindsay travels to dozens of foreign countries,
    meets other powerful,important people at meetings and parties
    while also doing humanitarian work.
    The losers sit in their lonely rooms and hate her and deny their jealousy.

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  37. sborrainboc | March 1, 2010 at 7:38 pm

    Fuck it!

    FAP FAP FAP FAP

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  38. Rasputins Liver | March 1, 2010 at 8:31 pm

    *

    “Lindsay Lohan NOT looking like a 40-year-old meth addict”

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    True. She’s only looking like a mere 39 1/2 year old meth addict.

    *

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  39. TheTruth | March 1, 2010 at 8:48 pm

    OH!!!! I GOT A BONER!!!

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  40. Ian | March 1, 2010 at 8:54 pm

    She’s doesn’t look bad here (ducks behind desk). Yeah she’s looked better, but given her recent history, she’s looking pretty good. She does need to tone her legs and she has really sad eyes. I’d love to see the Lindsay of “Mean Girs” back, not to sound like “super gay” Randal.

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  43. Foghat | March 1, 2010 at 10:06 pm

    It’s actually kind of nice to see her smiling. She does like good, though that garbage bag dress is probably full of used condoms.

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  44. KumaTenshi | March 2, 2010 at 1:20 am

    I’m pretty sure only meth addicts would be wearing a garbage bag with fake shiny hold ups.

    But yeah, at least she doesn’t look 40 years old here….more like a 35 year old.

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  45. Blech | March 2, 2010 at 3:06 am

    Atta girl!

    Lindsay, you look healthier. Keep up the great work!

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  46. dsi xl | March 2, 2010 at 4:05 am

    Lindsay, from the head to (right above) the knees, looks great! I have to give it to her.

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  47. terri | March 2, 2010 at 6:17 am

    i think she looks the best she has looked for sometime but i don’t like the outfit.

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  48. captain america | March 2, 2010 at 6:57 am

    ok, A THIRTY-NINE YEAR OLD!!

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  49. hhh | March 2, 2010 at 7:06 am

    hi

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  50. hhh | March 2, 2010 at 7:08 am

    ha

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