A woman claims Lindsay Lohan stole over $10,000 worth of clothes and accessories after visiting the woman’s apartment while she was away for a few days. Unfortunately, Lindsay won’t face felony grand theft charges because Los Angeles prosecutors can’t prove the case, with the rejection notice saying a house sitter had invited Lohan over and told authorities that she had given Lohan some clothing.
However, a plaid shirt that Lohan supposedly was wearing didn’t match photos of a shirt that the alleged victim said was missing. “The bottom line is that Lohan can’t be shown to have been seen either taking or to have been later in possession of missing items and items she can be shown to have possessed were with (the housesitter’s) permission,” Deputy District Attorney Greg Somes wrote in the rejection notice.
So basically the house sitter invited Lindsay Lohan over and gave all the owner’s clothes away to her. This is the worst house sitter in the history of house sitters. My last house sitter blew up my home after hosting a KKK meeting and I’d still rather use them again over this woman.
yeah | May 18, 2007 at 8:55 am
bitch
captain obvious | May 18, 2007 at 8:56 am
Uuuuuugh, who cares? who cares about Lindsay and who cares abt this story? seriously gay!
liu374 | May 18, 2007 at 8:58 am
I’m probably not the first person to say it, but she’s obviously a gremlin posing as a human who did a poor job of transforming.
wahtever | May 18, 2007 at 8:59 am
theblemish.com has a better story on this
Fifth Stooge | May 18, 2007 at 8:59 am
Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy
yrmomlovesme | May 18, 2007 at 9:02 am
Lindsey Lohan is a total asshat, but I still love Mean Girls.
Jimbo ? | May 18, 2007 at 9:03 am
That just does not make any sence!! Why would Lindsay take this ladies stuff. Now if it were a collection of dildos or drugs, there would be no question that Lindsay took them.
BarbadoSlim | May 18, 2007 at 9:06 am
An out of context KKK reference….those…um never get old.
bungoone | May 18, 2007 at 9:06 am
who in hell has $10,000 worth of clothes & accessories? certainly not someone who wears plaid flannel shirts. and lives in an apartment? this is the dumbest shit i’ve ever heard with exception to ambrosia’s posts.
Tracey | May 18, 2007 at 9:11 am
c’mon.. I dont like the girl but, geez shes got plenty of money, I doubt she’d steal some random womans kmart clothes.
veggi | May 18, 2007 at 9:18 am
Maybe she could steal some sense.
FRIST!!! | May 18, 2007 at 9:20 am
Holy Fucking Piece of Shit Hell!!!
I fucking hate this world!!!!!
Oh, yeah, and that house sitter really sucks, too.
Spindoc | May 18, 2007 at 9:25 am
Y’all, Thanks for the big tip, I’m jest comin out because one of y’all left your cap back on the counter and…..oooooo, who’s Trans-Am is that?! Mah Ex Husband had one jest like it when we was married back in 76!!!!!!
FRIST!!! | May 18, 2007 at 9:28 am
#7 Jimbo, no…that would be me
Jimbo ? | May 18, 2007 at 9:33 am
@12 FRIST are you OK? It is just that dumb shit Lindsay Lohan. Nobody expect anything more from her
BohansDeviatedSpetum | May 18, 2007 at 9:46 am
She should go to jail for flashing that stupid fucking peace sign all the time. Could she be less interesting?
daguz | May 18, 2007 at 10:02 am
Take it from me: if you invite a vampire into your house, you cannot kill them.
Girl | May 18, 2007 at 10:17 am
Look at the self-tanner stains on her palms.
lambman | May 18, 2007 at 10:27 am
Didn’t a friend of Lindsay’s claim she stole $10,000 worth of clothes a few weeks ago? Some wannabe actress or something like that.
I’m pretty sure Lindsay doesn’t need to steal clothes, all she does is do coke and shop.
daryl | May 18, 2007 at 10:44 am
not true i swear. she stole my friends hat and i was there that night. that bitch DOES steal. send the firecrotch to jail. but going to jail is pointless now. your sentence will just get reduced and you’ll be out in no time.
FRIST!!! | May 18, 2007 at 10:53 am
Jimbo, your links are making me LOL…which is good because I’m SUPER PISSED today.
I feel like killing someone and eating a sandwich after.
N!k! | May 18, 2007 at 10:59 am
Why dont you kill yourself? Then the world will know peace at last!!!
FRIST!!! | May 18, 2007 at 11:10 am
#22 Aren’t you that fat fuck with the meth problem??!!??
Don’t fuckin mess with me. Not today.
Lowlands | May 18, 2007 at 11:22 am
Is this little whore paying you or something to get her ugly ass posted here every time??
MrSemprini | May 18, 2007 at 11:37 am
I love to house sit for people and then call ALL my famous friends and give them stuff from the house. Once, I gave Ricky Martin a ping-pong table and a set of Tony Robbins motivational tapes. Funny how his career has been so quiet lately. Go figure. Gotta go, I’ve got my eye on a lovely garden gnome. I’m going to call Madonna and tell her I have another child for her to adopt.
Selene | May 18, 2007 at 11:49 am
whatKKK meeting?
DolefulPineapple | May 18, 2007 at 12:00 pm
Lindsay better call Tyrone wit that mess. Oh no she didn’t! Dat there bitch is a jealouz ho. Power to you no-ass girl! Power to you!
paul england | May 18, 2007 at 12:02 pm
why don’t we boycott her. if we don’t pay any attention to her maybe she will fade away. personally i am sick of her. she is completely fake from head to toe.
not at all starstruck by her.
NicknacksPaddywhacks | May 18, 2007 at 12:07 pm
lol @ 27. who is tyrone?
Chauncey Gardner | May 18, 2007 at 12:10 pm
Dude, she looks like the motherfucking Crypt-Keeper in that photo.
sweetnsnooty | May 18, 2007 at 1:22 pm
Aww shocks, no Hilton/Lohan jail reality show.
krazihottkelli | May 18, 2007 at 3:26 pm
too bad, shez not
going to jail, her
and Pariz could do
each other all day.
vane | May 18, 2007 at 5:19 pm
dam shes slick :]
frenchie | May 18, 2007 at 7:22 pm
Her palms are orange again
Ariana | May 19, 2007 at 1:25 am
her sitter sucks
ThatIsGay | May 19, 2007 at 9:40 am
Why is her face so dirty? all the time?
Tina | May 19, 2007 at 11:39 am
She poses like a cute Asian girl V ^.^
HotDogger | May 19, 2007 at 11:06 pm
She needs some jailtime,
Big Bertha will love her good,
Forced to eat her out.
herbie frog [just fro a change : )] | May 20, 2007 at 2:24 pm
#16 its not a “peace” sign
its a number : )
[enough]
Vi | May 21, 2007 at 11:07 pm
A $10,000 plaid flannel KKK shirt?
What’ll they think of next?
I’m sure it goes great with no panties and a line of coke on your asscheek..come on, y’all know you’re with me…
Ahem.
Meryem | June 9, 2007 at 9:52 am
FUCK
open-minded | June 19, 2007 at 2:12 am
I am simply astounded that the crud and the language that is being used on this sight. You people are no better then Lohan herself. Obviously, those that want to condemn her have their own “issues” and too much time on their hands. You know, there may be hope for the scum on this sight who make stupid, unnecessary remarks about another human being, just as their may be hope that she will find her way out of any adversity in her life—or is that too big a word—-let me change that—-”problems” in her life. Frankly, at 20 yrs old she is probably raking in the dough faster then you can spin your tiny heads around—-
congrats on making yourselves feel better!
open-minded
blk99 | August 4, 2007 at 2:05 am
bitch x $10,000
digitaler bilderrahmen | December 29, 2009 at 11:16 pm
Lohan and the many other celebs going through the revolving door at “Promises” is certainly proof that their so-callled “rehab” program is totally bogus and ineffective. Why anyone would even consider a stay there is beyond me.