Lindsay Lohan’s last movie before entering rehab I Know Who Killed Me has earned her, not one, but two Razzies nominations today for Worst Actress. Lindsay plays “a small-town girl abducted by a psychopath and an alter-ego, a stripper who’s missing body parts.” Razzies founder John Wilson felt both of Lindsay’s roles deserved their own nomination based on their sucktacularness, according to the Associated Press:
“`I Know Who Killed Me’ is the most fabulously brainless movie since `Showgirls,’” which Razzie voters picked as the worst movie of the 1990s, Wilson said. “By the end of it, you still don’t know what happened. Are they twins or aren’t they? Did she imagine it? Can I please have my hour and 50 minutes back?”
I think the Razzies are discriminating against the heroic and patriotic efforts of strippers missing body parts. They’re out there everyday providing adult entertainment for the working man like myself who sometimes only has a pocket full of change but a belly full of bourbon. Not all of us can afford those high-class truck-stop nudie bars with their fancy strippers that have all their limbs attached. But, sometimes, late at night, I dream about seeing a boob attached to a girl with two legs. One day. One day…
The Office Whore | January 21, 2008 at 1:21 pm
She’s really really great at drinking though….
DiJon | January 21, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Hey i thought showgirls was a good movie!
LACY | January 21, 2008 at 1:24 pm
HOLY CRAP, FRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LACY | January 21, 2008 at 1:24 pm
HOLY CRAP, FRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LACY | January 21, 2008 at 1:24 pm
HOLY CRAP, FRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MoronicShitney | January 21, 2008 at 1:25 pm
She wins best coked up attention seeking slut bag though.
deaconjones | January 21, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Face fuck Alert!!
Girl on left in pic #4!!
woodhorse | January 21, 2008 at 1:28 pm
What does Lindsay have to do with #6 (Daley) getting into a fight in the first 3 minutes of the Stars hockey game yesterday? He was right in front of me trying to kill the Duck. I was sitting center line a few rows up. What does the Razzies have to do with the Stars winning 5-2 Fish? Please try to stay on topic.
Racer X | January 21, 2008 at 1:31 pm
SLORE.
Jimbo | January 21, 2008 at 1:32 pm
@6 I think that award goes to Britney.. Or did Britney win the best bi-polar attention seeking slut bag?
deaconjones | January 21, 2008 at 1:34 pm
I just jacked off to a picture of haley joel osment.
And listen you fuckers!
Hear that?
That’s the sound of my lips on your sweet sweet cock.
Ha! I wish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE MEAT! small, young male meat.
woodhorse | January 21, 2008 at 1:35 pm
#9 Slut Loves Only…?? Sloppy ___ ___ Red Eye?? SLORE is not as readily apparent as TCLTC.
woodhorse | January 21, 2008 at 1:38 pm
#11 Normally that would be a stunning accomplishment but yesterday I saw the Stars. I rock.
Lulu | January 21, 2008 at 1:39 pm
wow, she is fugly…
The Office Whore | January 21, 2008 at 1:39 pm
exactly Jimbo!!!
how did Brit not win this wonderful award for Crossroads??????
but I think #11 -deacon there wins biggest fucking crackhead molester..
nipolian | January 21, 2008 at 1:39 pm
She has the same skin tone as Smeagol in LOTR.
FromOutOfNoWhere | January 21, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Oh man, look at that trio in the last picture, damn that’s hot.
hotyute | January 21, 2008 at 1:47 pm
She looks draiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiined and a tad parboiled…
OMG | January 21, 2008 at 1:55 pm
ISNT SHE COLD??!!! WHY IS SHE WEARING HER SLIP AND ROBE OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER
nipolian | January 21, 2008 at 1:56 pm
And why is she shopping with Michael Jackson? MJLTKC
my comment | January 21, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Irish trash from Long Island.
sicasso | January 21, 2008 at 2:18 pm
the trio in pic 4 + a kilo of coke + a room at the Motel 6 + a cellphone camera = months of fapping to leaked bits on the internet + shame
Guy | January 21, 2008 at 2:19 pm
These comments are making me confused today…
FuckParisandDie | January 21, 2008 at 2:20 pm
Cool she can put this in her trophy case with the “Most Italian Jizz Guzzled in a 48 Hour Period” award. Way to go Blohan
Mal Reynolds | January 21, 2008 at 2:23 pm
I love how skinny the bitch is in pic #4, stick legs!!
I couldn’t stomach watching the movie; anyone know what body part she was missing?
The Office Whore | January 21, 2008 at 2:27 pm
@12- I think it was just a mixture between slut and whore..
@20- hahaha!
deaconjones | January 21, 2008 at 2:46 pm
@ 22 – YES! I agree!
@11
ahhh trolls, it’s 2008 and yet I can still go online and type in “Meat Popsicle” or “Clown Penis” as my name
Clown Penis | January 21, 2008 at 2:54 pm
What’s wrong with Clown Penis? My father’s name was Clown Penis. It’s a good, American name.
Clown Penis | January 21, 2008 at 2:54 pm
What’s wrong with Clown Penis? My father’s name was Clown Penis. It’s a good, American name.
La Frascatana | January 21, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Wait, so they couldn’t pay attention to the movie or follow its plot — and yet they’re calling the movie stupid?
The Razzies have now trashed three of the greatest cult classics of modern times: Freddy Got Fingered, Showgirls, and I Know Who Killed Me. You know, I’d rather win a Razzie than an Oscar.
that movie sucked | January 21, 2008 at 3:05 pm
lindsay can suck on my razzie
La Frascatana | January 21, 2008 at 3:06 pm
DISREGARD THAT; I SUCK COCKS.
lindsay lohan's ass stinks like shit | January 21, 2008 at 3:10 pm
BREAKING NEWS: Lindsay Lohan is fucking Adnan Ghalib
deaconjones | January 21, 2008 at 3:12 pm
Fifth Element -
“Are you a human based entity”
“No, I am a meat popsicle”
Do_Freebird | January 21, 2008 at 3:22 pm
The Stripper with the missing body parts reminds me of a night of my wasted youth long ago.
A friend and I went out to the local go-go bar to drink bear, play pinball and catch some snatch. There was a girl dancing who had the largest, brightest, ugliest set of braces on her teeth that I had ever seen. My frend leans over and asked me what I thought about dancers who wear braces.
“As long as they’re not on her legs” was my reply.
upset waitress | January 21, 2008 at 3:22 pm
All three of those girls in pic #4 look like their feet stink.
JustBuzzed | January 21, 2008 at 3:27 pm
#34, It’s “Negative, I am a meat Popsicle” I love that movie
I wanna know who those other two girls are. Could be the next Kim K’s. Remember when she just hung out with Paris. Then the sex tape happened and POOF! I wanna get a head of the game with these two.
http://thesuperficial.com
show some lindsay lohan bloody panties photos | January 21, 2008 at 3:30 pm
lindsay looks like ralph malph from happy days
Cindy | January 21, 2008 at 3:42 pm
I think if you didnt understand the ending to ‘I know who Killed me’, you need a ‘slowest person ever’ award.
BunnyButt | January 21, 2008 at 3:54 pm
36, I don’t see three girls in pic 4. I see two girls and a tranny.
groonk | January 21, 2008 at 3:57 pm
i know you’re not surprised.
deaconjones | January 21, 2008 at 3:58 pm
@39
Ohh, We’re like sorry we, like, totally offended you by dissing the movie Cindy (twirling hair with finger, bobbing right foot with legs crossed)
blah | January 21, 2008 at 4:01 pm
She should also be nominated for ‘worst dressed’.
The Razzies have a problem with strippers and sex. There may be a million worse movies, but as long as they aren’t sex related or have anything sexual to them, they won’t be nominated. It’s just sex that bothers them. The Razzies suck, A LOT.
| January 21, 2008 at 4:05 pm
She should be nominated also for ‘worst dressed’ and for ‘worst makeup’ out of all the effin celebrities.
Narcissist Loves Christina Milian Even More Than Himself | January 21, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Heil Hohan! Clean house at the Razzies!
Hey! She is overtaking Britney (Crossroads)!
“Norbit” beats the shit out of “Dreamgirls”. Leave Murphy alone (Norbit panned, too.)
These girls…is it those shoes that make their legs look ugly? Aside from their legs looking all banged up?
BaconMessiah | January 21, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Clown Penis 2 is actually the name of Blohans next movie.
FCS | January 21, 2008 at 4:50 pm
#45 Heil Lohan? What is she a Nazi now?
Blohan Uber Alles !
Get her to Nuremburg quick. The Triumph of The Firecrotch!
ack | January 21, 2008 at 5:18 pm
well this bodes well for her future goal of winning an oscar.
*SNORT*
FRIST!!! | January 21, 2008 at 7:39 pm
#37, why are you advertising theSuperficial on the superficial?
Just curious..
Bozidar The Perv | January 21, 2008 at 7:49 pm
I’d ram it up her tight poophole real good !
Yum yum !