Lindsay Lohan had a pretty spaced out interview with Matt Lauer on Monday where she looked exhausted and was sniffling her way through. Apparently it was because she was up the night before with some friends at her hotel, and was up so late she didn’t even have a chance to change before doing the interview, as she was wearing the same clothes from the day before. You can check out the video here and the pictures of Lindsay from the day before here. I’d point out the tights, but it’s pretty much impossible to miss them. She could be wearing a puppy for a hat and you’d still be staring at her legs, shaking your head in disapproval.
Fisher55 | May 12, 2006 at 9:47 am
sherry-co is fat
eatmyass_sherry-co | May 12, 2006 at 9:47 am
I hate Lindsay Lohan.
TCLTC
Aimless | May 12, 2006 at 9:48 am
First! HA!
Aimless | May 12, 2006 at 9:48 am
Dammit!! 3rd nobocy remembers….
hostesswiththemostest | May 12, 2006 at 9:49 am
She can’t change her clothes from one day to the next? How much does she make per film?
Aimless | May 12, 2006 at 9:49 am
Sorry, that’s supposed to be “nobody”. I’m sure everyone assumed that, but I didn’t want to get ridiculed.
tits_on_snack | May 12, 2006 at 9:51 am
Wow. Why does this skinny klutzy kid keep getting famouser and famouser-er?
jnk32 | May 12, 2006 at 9:52 am
I bet she smelled awesome too.
Fisher55 | May 12, 2006 at 9:55 am
Haha, 4 said “nobocy”!! (what a tool)
kuennen sux | May 12, 2006 at 9:59 am
ugly, talentless, and now a bad dresser
Kweef | May 12, 2006 at 10:01 am
That bitch has been rumaging thru my attic. Those are my tights from 1984.
Aimless | May 12, 2006 at 10:02 am
Thanks #9…I knew it was coming anyway
#8-I agree. Even when she’s cleaned up she probably smells bad.
ellaminnowpea | May 12, 2006 at 10:05 am
…smelled bad? is that why she was sniffing and sniffing and sniffing in her interview with Matt? what about that wheezing? holy crap! she needs to be sporting a full on portable oxygen tank!
kingkaede | May 12, 2006 at 10:06 am
Still looking so cute will always look cute
She was so happy with her new movie release but party for one day thats not to much
When I and my team first won the street fighters fighting tournament we went to party for 3 days in a row no sleep
Yes baby yes
King kaede
Dr.Rokter | May 12, 2006 at 10:09 am
My cellmate’s name is Robert, but everybody calls him “Lindsey”. Many of you might be surprised, but LL’s stock is still pretty high in most state correctional facilities. Last week, we had “Lindsey” wear the exact same outfit (only we had to use the end of a mop for the hair, and used horded condiments and garbage juice for makeup/perfume). I don’t know the real Lindsey (because she doesn’t respond to my letters) but our Lindsey routinely goes like a freight train all night long. And if it’s any indication, real Lindsey *loves* anal! And only costs five cigarettes.
Thank you SF for posting Lindsey Lohan stories every single day of the week! Even when there’s nothing to say about her, it breaks up the monotony of filling out L.L. Bean catalogue orders for 35 cents an hour!
GottaLuvMe | May 12, 2006 at 10:10 am
That’s just what Hos do!
MotherOfPearl | May 12, 2006 at 10:10 am
Miss Fortune – misfortune
She is talentless, as evidenced by the $12 million fine her record lable has to cough up for bribing DJs to play her crap.
LLLTC? and by that I mean Lindsay Lohan Loves The Coke.
ellaminnowpea | May 12, 2006 at 10:12 am
sniff…sniff….sniff….SNORT!!!!
Dr.Rokter | May 12, 2006 at 10:13 am
#15 *hoarded. Now I’m gonna have to stick a shiv in my prison tutor.
Spacedog | May 12, 2006 at 10:13 am
Listen everbody, give Lindsay a break. The reason why she had the same clothes on is because all the Mexicans were protesting that day and there was no one to portage her LV steamer trunks full of couture from the private jet to the Mercer (hotel) and the lazy shiftless SUV driver couldn’t stop time for her to run into Marc Jacobs and still make it to the Today show under an hour late.
Have some fucking empathy.
GottaLuvMe | May 12, 2006 at 10:13 am
ok, am I just gullibe, or do they provide the internet in prisons nowadays?
GottaLuvMe | May 12, 2006 at 10:14 am
maybe is she would’;ve sucked down a “burrito” she could’ve borrowed a sombreo and made a whole different outfit.
suzy | May 12, 2006 at 10:15 am
yea, i saw that interview, she looked like crap and her hair was all icky.. i dont even think she showered
Italian Stallion | May 12, 2006 at 10:17 am
I bet she smelled like a “Fat African Stink Machine”……….
GottaLuvMe | May 12, 2006 at 10:19 am
I bet she smelled like a crack whore.
PapaHotNuts | May 12, 2006 at 10:20 am
After seeing her kiss that hat-wearing scarecrow while she sported those hip stockings yesterday, I had to coax my penis down from a bridge and convince it not to jump.
This morning, I had a real heart-to-heart conversation and assurance to my penis that it would not be exposed to this frightening cock-gobbler again.
Needless to say, my penis has now threatened to place it’s head inside of Rosie O’Donnell’s mouth if shit doesn’t start to change around here. All I can say, if you’re reading this is, Penis, I’m sorry. The Superficial said he is sorry too. Now come on home little buddy and let me massage your back.
GottaLuvMe | May 12, 2006 at 10:23 am
LOL
Vampyreska | May 12, 2006 at 10:26 am
#14 what in God’s name are you talking about?
Where do these people come from?
frostedface | May 12, 2006 at 10:31 am
damn. i can do that. light camera action – this way please
PapaHotNuts | May 12, 2006 at 10:35 am
Sorry, Stallion, only Fat Africans can do that. She has her own unique stink machine smelling of vinegar and and swamp water. Still working on the name though.
ZoomBoy | May 12, 2006 at 10:40 am
The funny this is, before this video played there was a commercial for Sudafed nasal congestion lmao.
Proteon | May 12, 2006 at 10:40 am
This is the first thing I’ve ever read that makes me like her.
PapaHotNuts | May 12, 2006 at 10:40 am
Don’t make fun of my stutter, I’m I’m very sensi, senisitve.
Italian Stallion | May 12, 2006 at 10:47 am
LOL d d dd d d d dumbass
xannalvzhallax | May 12, 2006 at 10:50 am
OMG!!!!! Like it is so not normal to wear the same thing 2 days in a row?! Like you guys ever havn’t!
MotherOfPearl | May 12, 2006 at 10:56 am
#35 – I’ve worn the same thing twice… but I don’t go running around telling the world I have more clothes than I can possibly wear. UNLESS… she has 678 pairs of the exact same fug tights.
xannalvzhallax | May 12, 2006 at 10:58 am
If you didn’t notice she wasn’t at home. She didn’t have all of these clothes with her to change into, and for all we know she may have just received some traumatic news or broken up with the love of her life. If something like that happened i doubt she’d fee like looking a million dollars that day. She is allowed a day off from being gorgeous you know – not that she didn’t look nice during her interview
xmarcelax | May 12, 2006 at 11:01 am
will someone tell her that letting the whole world knowing you sniff coke is REALLY not-cool?
poor hohan…
(and i like youtube better. haha)
MissFit | May 12, 2006 at 11:13 am
This was my tip…and i just want to say that in the interview matt lauer looked really uncomfortable, and i think he wanted to say to her ‘ quit your sniffing ya crazy cokehead!’
xavierh | May 12, 2006 at 11:14 am
Tights notwithstanding, the interview was so boring I couldn’t even get more than 2 minutes into it, and I’m at work! Not sure who that says less about, Matt Lauer or Miss LTC, but let it be known that THIS INTERVIEW WAS LESS INTERESTING THAN WORK! The commercial before the clip (for TheLoanPage.com or some shite like that) was far more entertaining.
And it goes without saying that TCLTC.
Dr.Rokter | May 12, 2006 at 11:17 am
#35 I only wear the same outfit every day because I’m in prison.
#21 I’m not really in prison, but they do provide internet access in most prisons so inmates can obtain their law degrees.
kaileykat | May 12, 2006 at 11:22 am
PapaHotNuts, that smell would be called “Eau de Miss Piggy.”
Giggles | May 12, 2006 at 11:27 am
#40 xavierh — YOU KILL ME :-)
Yes, quite boring and ultimately embarrassing for her when she comes out of the cocaine-enduced haze.
(sniff…..)
WTF | May 12, 2006 at 11:28 am
it wouldnt matter if she wore half-way descent clothes all the time…she’d still smell of day old cock.
WTF | May 12, 2006 at 11:29 am
…im sure lambananas could tell you what that smells like.
WTF | May 12, 2006 at 11:30 am
LOL, hey italian stallion. I bet she smells like Emeril Lagasse’s balls. That cant be good!
Gerald Tarrant | May 12, 2006 at 11:31 am
Bam!
Lala | May 12, 2006 at 11:32 am
Poor Matt Lauer. Having to go on camera live with nutcases like Tom Cruise and Lindsay Lohan. He probably needed a shower and a mental debriefing after those two interviews.
IFuckingHateYou | May 12, 2006 at 11:43 am
This skanky coke-whore will be found dead in an alley within 5 years. It will be a happy day for some lucky homeless guy that’s banging her dead, cold body but the rest of us will be so sad that we don’t get to ridicule this tramp any more.
TCLTC
DancingQueen | May 12, 2006 at 11:50 am
I watched the interview with my nose pressed up to the glass of the Today show studio on Monday. When Lindsey left I hollered “Lindsey loves the coke!” That was right before the huge security guard carted me off to be detained.
By the way, Doc, you Rok!