Lindsay Lohan needs more bikinis

July 10th, 2006 // 122 Comments

  1. ptprez

    100…

    do, do, do ,lookin out my back door…

    just for you t…

  2. aye, the white whale!

  3. BarbadoSlim

    Herbie, you’re a Grade-A douchebag, try to keep you incoherent spewings to one post.

    And speaking of Moby Dic…er Hohan, yeah she’s getting Shitney huge.

  4. herbiefrog

    …and you know what

    madonna’s moderaters
    in their ignorance are still
    deleting his posts…

    http://www.madonnatribeforum.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&p=288185#288185

    aned here’s one that works…

    http://www.madonnatribeforum.com/modules.php?name=Forums&file=viewtopic&t=21542

  5. herbiefrog

    #103 backwards from there takes you in pinks pages

    be sure you want to go there
    before you go there : )

  6. shankyouverymuch

    #40
    Don

  7. HollyJ

    if she keeps irradiating herself at the pool, her bazillions of freckles will eventually get so numerous that they will melt into one solid orange tan

    which will blend nicely, I think, with a fire crotch

  8. mzchief

    What’s up with the whistle on a string around her neck? Did Lindsay get a summer job as a lifeguard?

  9. mrs.t

    Thanks for the CCR shoutout, ptprez. I tried to eat dinner with my husband a children, but kept nodding off, so I is back until I blackout for good.

  10. HollyJ

    This isn’t related to LoHO but I figured it was worth sharing, since it helped me re-evaluate how I define ‘deflated.’
    http://www2.oprah.com/health/beauty/slide/slide_beauty_fake_01.jhtml

  11. francesfarmer

    @ 108: she blows it when she’s horny, then all the old men come a runnin

  12. JagedNS

    bitch

  13. @25 You want me don’t you?

  14. Doc

    I know that no one really cares about this, but I’m just glad to see that shes looking better… so much healthier.. its amazing how life changes once you stop doing coke… i like this lindsay.. you can never ever have enough bikini shots.. EVER!!!

  15. TheTruthHurts

    Is it a coincedence that I stumble upon these pictures of a crab infested whore while a song comes on called ‘catch my disease’?!

  16. daisy4given

    Um… what’s with the WHISTLE she’s wearing? Is this some new celeb trend? LifeGuard Sheik? Or is she just wearing it so that when a crazy fan attacks her she can blow it to get her body guards to come running. Either answer is a little odd if you ask me.

  17. atomikblonde88

    her body is so weird, and her face is just gross. she has fucking duck lips and her stomach is pudgy. lindsay, there’s a difference between being thin, frumpy and dumpy and being fit, beautiful and in shape.

  18. atomikblonde88

    get real. she’s not clean. you can still do coke/heroin and be fat.

  19. francesfarmer

    and if you were a Pink Floyd fan you would understand how howard-hughes shit hole crazy that guy went, so as far as I’m concerned he did die a long time ago

  20. Pitch A. Tente

    75. Posted by jFp on July 10, 2006 03:43 PM

    Here is an example of natural beauty. No air-brushing….a beautiful girl with a few flaws. She is just like every girl I dated or wanted to date. I love freckles on a girl..especially if she has been out on the beach and she has had a bit of sun.
    ——————–

    I agree. America also needs more big breasted redheads. There aren’t enough to go around.

  21. FecalPellets

    Yeah, Mystic Tan streaks are every man’s fantasy…

  22. FecalPellets

    **E-X-F-O-L-I-A-T-I-O-N**

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