Lindsay Lohan needs more bikinis

July 10th, 2006 // 122 Comments

  1. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    Did I fall into some worm hole, rabbit hole, or ass hole? Because I definitely feel like the space-time continuum has been disrupted and I’m living the same post over and over again. Like Groundhog Day, but with Lindsay Lohan.

  2. Onest!

    She looks good there. Too bad that’s not the norm for her.

  3. Onest!

    She looks good there. Too bad that’s not the norm for her.

    Oh noes! CGI is teh suck!

  4. Onest!

    She looks good there. Too bad that’s not the norm for her.

  5. gatorbates

    FIRST!!! AWWW NAAAAAHHH!!

    LL is an ugly skinny whore.

  6. Jaydel

    #1 Biatches!

  7. thebor

    Nice fake ones.

  8. Sorry all, I was getting CGI errors. I woulda been teh onest too. :(

  9. Jaydel

    Oh well. I least I didn’t get beat by that dago, wop,…guinea.

  10. lildevil4js

    you’d think a girl with that much money would be able to buy a bathing suit that fits her…sheesh! her ninnies are about to pop out!

  11. Doxes

    The Imelda Marcos of bathing suits.

    Now why is this girl famous again (other than her behavior)?

  12. prideofchucky

    N-n-nice barbells…

  13. thebor

    Allegedly

  14. roomonfire833

    i would have been first if i had an account
    damn.

  15. andrewthezeppo

    STOP THE DAMN BIKINI POSTS. They are not news, people go to the beach all the time, I did three times last week. Can’t we get back to real news like an unfamous person calling her a firecrotch, or Paris wrecking homes….or Angelina stealing orphans?

  16. Will we ever see LiLo in the same bikini twice? The suspense is killing me!

    http://glossedover.com

  17. Proteon

    Hahahah FIRST BITCHES! Never in my whole life with guns and shit pointed at me would I fuck that. Ever. I mean LOOK at her she is so totally f’n nasty! Just the MENTION of the word “freckles” makes me have to wash my hands ten times! Never mind actually SEEING THEM AAAARGH IM BLIND GODAMN YOU SUPERFICIAL!!!!

    Call me!

  18. jrzmommy

    she looks like Axl Rose.
    What’s that tattoo over her ass say (last photo)? Let’s take guesses….

  19. llynnowens

    Theres definitly a bit of nipple showing in the side view shot where shes holding the Blackberry…

  20. The tattoo over her ass if I remember from some response from her publicist to a magazine is Spanish for “The Beautiful View”

    Apparently in Long Island dried semen caught in red pubic hair is considered a beautiful view.

  21. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    A better story would be “Lindsay Lohan wears a bikini made of pastrami and swims in a pool of wolverines”. Now that’s hard-hitting, newsworthy shit.

  22. IFuckingHateYou

    #19 – that’s no nipple, just another fucking freckle on this ugly twat.

  23. rudesauce

    “la bella fat-ankles”

  24. IFuckingHateYou

    Is that Fez that’s lifting her up, or a Fez wanna-be?
    How pathetic would you be if you were actually a Fez wanna-be? That’s kinda like being a MeganHarris wanna-be – there’s just no point to it.

  25. llynnowens

    …and what’s with the Polaroid cam?
    I think we all know what those are good for.
    That’s right, birdwatching.

  26. Proteon

    Who the fuck is megan harris?

  27. bigponie

    getting stuck in a Hilton, Spears and Lohan body is the worst thing that can happen to a vagina

  28. jrzmommy

    If Eric Stoltz and Axl Rose had a baby…..she would be it.

  29. RichPort

    She looks like a drunk cross between Brooke Sheilds and Jodie Foster surrounded by middle aged men on their way to a bukkake filming.

    #21 HA!!!

  30. RichPort

    She looks like a drunk cross between Brooke Sheilds and Jodie Foster surrounded by middle aged men on their way to a bukkake filming.

    #21 HA!!!

  31. rudesauce

    It looks like she ripped the sleeves off her grandmother’s sweater.

  32. RichPort

    My apologies
    My apologies

  33. Anie900

    mybe shes just tryin to find a bikini that fits…

  34. Jacq

    Judging by that gut, the headline should read “Linds Stops Doing Cocaine (For Now).”

  35. tits_on_snack

    She still looks like Malcom in the Middle, with a wig.

  36. Queen LaQueefah

    that’s it?

  37. At-Law

    I love her cans.

  38. PapaHotNuts

    Every single guy on the SF that says they wouldn’t fuck her is an absoletly fucking liar. She as nice tits, an adequate ass, decent shape, a few million in the bank and likes to screw. I’d fuck her on the Pope’s grave and use my grandmother’s favorite dish towel as a cum rag. Stop acting like queers with all the “Never in my whole life with guns and shit pointed at me would I fuck that.”(# 17)

    Yes you would. Unless you’re gay, or French, then I understand.

  39. RichPort

    Men are such suckers for hooters. She could look 80 years old, all wrinkly and spotty, and worn out from years of drug use and we would still talk to her tits. Oh shit, she already does…

  40. Italian Stallion

    @9 At least I can write proper engrish, you stupid fucktard!!

    Posted by Jaydel on July 10, 2006 02:12 PM

    Oh well. I least I didn’t get beat by that dago, wop,…guinea.

    I least I didn’t………Niiiiccceeee, dumbass!!!!!!!

  41. Proteon

    #40 try it with the sarcasm goggles on.

  42. thebor

    Here Here Papa Nuts,

    Even if she got coke all over the bed I wouldn’t kick her out. As long as she did lines off my nuts.

  43. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh

    It’s a known fact that redheads have a much more powerful, rancid body odor than the dirtiest of Puerto Rican ditch-diggers. FACT.

  44. Italian Stallion

    @9 At least I can write proper english, you stupid fucktard!!

  45. IFuckingHateYou

    Papa, Papa, Papa, you going through a dry spell?
    You would really risk approximately 57,386 different venereal diseases to fuck that skank?
    And don’t say “condom” – the new super-herpes that Hohan and Paris share chews right through that shit.
    Not to mention the little tattoo on her labia that says “Fez was here”.

  46. nah, i wont fuck her. shes too fat and freckled. eww

  47. jrzmommy

    Stallion: Apparently they’re sayin’ Materazzi called Zidane a terrorist. BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHA . My husband just told me, we Italians know how to piss someone off, huh?

  48. badkarma6

    Why is she wearing a whistle? Perhaps to direct all the traffic to and from her vagina.

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