Lindsay Lohan needs more bikinis
July 10th, 2006 // 122 Comments
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oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | July 10, 2006 at 2:10 pm
Did I fall into some worm hole, rabbit hole, or ass hole? Because I definitely feel like the space-time continuum has been disrupted and I’m living the same post over and over again. Like Groundhog Day, but with Lindsay Lohan.
Dean | July 10, 2006 at 2:10 pm
Onest!
She looks good there. Too bad that’s not the norm for her.
Dean | July 10, 2006 at 2:10 pm
Onest!
She looks good there. Too bad that’s not the norm for her.
Oh noes! CGI is teh suck!
Dean | July 10, 2006 at 2:10 pm
Onest!
She looks good there. Too bad that’s not the norm for her.
gatorbates | July 10, 2006 at 2:10 pm
FIRST!!! AWWW NAAAAAHHH!!
LL is an ugly skinny whore.
Jaydel | July 10, 2006 at 2:10 pm
#1 Biatches!
thebor | July 10, 2006 at 2:11 pm
Nice fake ones.
Dean | July 10, 2006 at 2:12 pm
Sorry all, I was getting CGI errors. I woulda been teh onest too. :(
Jaydel | July 10, 2006 at 2:12 pm
Oh well. I least I didn’t get beat by that dago, wop,…guinea.
lildevil4js | July 10, 2006 at 2:13 pm
you’d think a girl with that much money would be able to buy a bathing suit that fits her…sheesh! her ninnies are about to pop out!
Doxes | July 10, 2006 at 2:13 pm
The Imelda Marcos of bathing suits.
Now why is this girl famous again (other than her behavior)?
prideofchucky | July 10, 2006 at 2:13 pm
N-n-nice barbells…
thebor | July 10, 2006 at 2:14 pm
Allegedly
roomonfire833 | July 10, 2006 at 2:14 pm
i would have been first if i had an account
damn.
andrewthezeppo | July 10, 2006 at 2:16 pm
STOP THE DAMN BIKINI POSTS. They are not news, people go to the beach all the time, I did three times last week. Can’t we get back to real news like an unfamous person calling her a firecrotch, or Paris wrecking homes….or Angelina stealing orphans?
Glossed Over | July 10, 2006 at 2:17 pm
Will we ever see LiLo in the same bikini twice? The suspense is killing me!
http://glossedover.com
Proteon | July 10, 2006 at 2:20 pm
Hahahah FIRST BITCHES! Never in my whole life with guns and shit pointed at me would I fuck that. Ever. I mean LOOK at her she is so totally f’n nasty! Just the MENTION of the word “freckles” makes me have to wash my hands ten times! Never mind actually SEEING THEM AAAARGH IM BLIND GODAMN YOU SUPERFICIAL!!!!
Call me!
jrzmommy | July 10, 2006 at 2:21 pm
she looks like Axl Rose.
What’s that tattoo over her ass say (last photo)? Let’s take guesses….
llynnowens | July 10, 2006 at 2:22 pm
Theres definitly a bit of nipple showing in the side view shot where shes holding the Blackberry…
Spindoc | July 10, 2006 at 2:24 pm
The tattoo over her ass if I remember from some response from her publicist to a magazine is Spanish for “The Beautiful View”
Apparently in Long Island dried semen caught in red pubic hair is considered a beautiful view.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | July 10, 2006 at 2:25 pm
A better story would be “Lindsay Lohan wears a bikini made of pastrami and swims in a pool of wolverines”. Now that’s hard-hitting, newsworthy shit.
llynnowens | July 10, 2006 at 2:25 pm
http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/000757.html
La Bella Vita
IFuckingHateYou | July 10, 2006 at 2:26 pm
#19 – that’s no nipple, just another fucking freckle on this ugly twat.
rudesauce | July 10, 2006 at 2:27 pm
“la bella fat-ankles”
IFuckingHateYou | July 10, 2006 at 2:28 pm
Is that Fez that’s lifting her up, or a Fez wanna-be?
How pathetic would you be if you were actually a Fez wanna-be? That’s kinda like being a MeganHarris wanna-be – there’s just no point to it.
llynnowens | July 10, 2006 at 2:29 pm
…and what’s with the Polaroid cam?
I think we all know what those are good for.
That’s right, birdwatching.
Proteon | July 10, 2006 at 2:29 pm
Who the fuck is megan harris?
Proteon | July 10, 2006 at 2:29 pm
You mean Megan the Harris hawk?
http://www.lincolnshirecam.co.uk/photogallery/2004_0918suttonR0110.jpg
bigponie | July 10, 2006 at 2:30 pm
getting stuck in a Hilton, Spears and Lohan body is the worst thing that can happen to a vagina
jrzmommy | July 10, 2006 at 2:34 pm
If Eric Stoltz and Axl Rose had a baby…..she would be it.
RichPort | July 10, 2006 at 2:36 pm
She looks like a drunk cross between Brooke Sheilds and Jodie Foster surrounded by middle aged men on their way to a bukkake filming.
#21 HA!!!
RichPort | July 10, 2006 at 2:36 pm
She looks like a drunk cross between Brooke Sheilds and Jodie Foster surrounded by middle aged men on their way to a bukkake filming.
#21 HA!!!
rudesauce | July 10, 2006 at 2:37 pm
It looks like she ripped the sleeves off her grandmother’s sweater.
RichPort | July 10, 2006 at 2:38 pm
My apologies
My apologies
Anie900 | July 10, 2006 at 2:38 pm
mybe shes just tryin to find a bikini that fits…
Jacq | July 10, 2006 at 2:40 pm
Judging by that gut, the headline should read “Linds Stops Doing Cocaine (For Now).”
tits_on_snack | July 10, 2006 at 2:41 pm
She still looks like Malcom in the Middle, with a wig.
Queen LaQueefah | July 10, 2006 at 2:43 pm
that’s it?
At-Law | July 10, 2006 at 2:45 pm
I love her cans.
PapaHotNuts | July 10, 2006 at 2:49 pm
Every single guy on the SF that says they wouldn’t fuck her is an absoletly fucking liar. She as nice tits, an adequate ass, decent shape, a few million in the bank and likes to screw. I’d fuck her on the Pope’s grave and use my grandmother’s favorite dish towel as a cum rag. Stop acting like queers with all the “Never in my whole life with guns and shit pointed at me would I fuck that.”(# 17)
Yes you would. Unless you’re gay, or French, then I understand.
RichPort | July 10, 2006 at 2:51 pm
Men are such suckers for hooters. She could look 80 years old, all wrinkly and spotty, and worn out from years of drug use and we would still talk to her tits. Oh shit, she already does…
Italian Stallion | July 10, 2006 at 2:53 pm
@9 At least I can write proper engrish, you stupid fucktard!!
Posted by Jaydel on July 10, 2006 02:12 PM
Oh well. I least I didn’t get beat by that dago, wop,…guinea.
I least I didn’t………Niiiiccceeee, dumbass!!!!!!!
Proteon | July 10, 2006 at 2:53 pm
#40 try it with the sarcasm goggles on.
thebor | July 10, 2006 at 2:54 pm
Here Here Papa Nuts,
Even if she got coke all over the bed I wouldn’t kick her out. As long as she did lines off my nuts.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | July 10, 2006 at 2:57 pm
It’s a known fact that redheads have a much more powerful, rancid body odor than the dirtiest of Puerto Rican ditch-diggers. FACT.
Italian Stallion | July 10, 2006 at 2:57 pm
@9 At least I can write proper english, you stupid fucktard!!
IFuckingHateYou | July 10, 2006 at 3:00 pm
Papa, Papa, Papa, you going through a dry spell?
You would really risk approximately 57,386 different venereal diseases to fuck that skank?
And don’t say “condom” – the new super-herpes that Hohan and Paris share chews right through that shit.
Not to mention the little tattoo on her labia that says “Fez was here”.
naeboo~ | July 10, 2006 at 3:00 pm
nah, i wont fuck her. shes too fat and freckled. eww
jrzmommy | July 10, 2006 at 3:00 pm
Stallion: Apparently they’re sayin’ Materazzi called Zidane a terrorist. BWAHHAHAHAHAHAHA . My husband just told me, we Italians know how to piss someone off, huh?
badkarma6 | July 10, 2006 at 3:00 pm
Why is she wearing a whistle? Perhaps to direct all the traffic to and from her vagina.