Lindsay Lohan needs attention

Hey man, I LOVE Peter Brady, damn that Adriaan Curry!!!

#50 Groovy

I don’t wanna pass on the opportunity to take huge stinking shit on the concept of the “celebrity Dj.” Why are these people being given recognition, ALL OF THEM were dweebs in school. Yes, dweebs, ranking below nerds, geeks and band members. They do not, I repeat DO. NOT. deserve any respect and/or acknowledgment. You can do the same thing they do with an Ipod.

At least she made jazz hands at my birthday party. Lindsay really made me feel special that day.

I’m oddly aroused by that first pic, even though I can already see that a few seconds staring at the others will solve that problem.
The real question is what’s going on with the rest of those people at this party? I’ve been to parties where people were passed out but they usually wound up in bed or on the floor not sitting sort of upright in lawn chairs with thier unseeing zombie eyes.
Are we sure they’re real people and that they’re actually alive in this photo because what it looks like to me is that Lindsey kidnapped a bunch of random strangers to be used as sex slaves or science experiments or something, killed them them when she was finished, stuffed them with wax or poles or something so they’d stay upright enough for her to ceremonially arrange around the room and then did that dance to celebrate her triumphal transition to performance artist.

#3, On second thought its a watch check to see how much time is left at this lame birthday, not a “lets make this lame birthday fun” check. The white is just from his t-shirt, and it does look like he’s dumping something on it, but thats just how “they” position their hands when “they” party.

#55 Clearly

@47 Actually, I’d say that’s the top of one of the letters on his shirt.

@45 You just reminded me of a joke! Ready?
A: Knock, knock
Q: Who’s there?
A: Panther
Q: Panther who?
A: Panther no panths, I’m going thwimming.

@56 Nevermind … you beat me.

Photoshopped much? I have seen those pictures of Lindsey before, but she was in a club at the time.

#60 Really? That would explain why she looks ridiculously out of place here…

It must be cool to be so cracked out that you are oblivious to the fact that no one likes you/cares about you, and continue to perform “booty” dances as if they did like you/care about you.

I would get that cracked out, but then I would miss out on all the brain cells.

Cut her some slack, folks! She’s lonely. I’ve been busy, haven’t been able to get by that often…

@58- hahaha! Gotta love lithp jokths.

and, yes, 55, it looks like she crashed a zombie yoga cult meeting.

I’m just glad to know that if I ever realize the error of me doing lines off of a truck stop toilet seat while drinking a fifth of a highly alcoholic beverage, that I can enter rehab and know that, one day, I will be cured like Miss Lohan here.

Until then, gimme the blow and the Popov.

Yeah, I could use some blow right now…feeling sluggish today. Maybe I should get a redbull

I see she hasn’t changed that pink nail polish yet

are you freakin kidding me?? Do people really still dress like that? if these photos didnt have lindsay in them, i’d assume they were from the 80′s. maybe it was an 80′s themed party. how freakin gay.

some people should just be shot.

#1, this is Lindsay Lohan’s mom. I’m fucking pissed that you said that.

very reminiscent of paris just a couple of posts ago. i like everyone’s face of complete disinterest

THANK YOU #37 ! you seem to be the only person who knows anything about style here. they aren’t “mom” jeans or “80s” clothing. the people at this party are hipsters, or at least a wannabe/poser versions (well, we defintely know Lindsey is a poser). the style is very deliberate. personally i think its really cool, it just disgusts me that Lindsey is trying to imitate it when its so obvious she should still be in rehab.

i need a kate moss blows tshirt.now.

i dont get it

All of you are wrong. She got so drunk she made a wrong turn and wound up at a trunk stop. NO way are those guys going to look at her when the Monster Truck Rally is on TV. She needs to stay away from clubs that don’t have a velvet rope in front.

She’s trying to distract them because she just launched an SBD and doesn’t want to get busted. That’s why some of them look unconscious.

DUH! Everyone’s already coming down from blow at the end of the party. But of course Lindsay just did some more coke and she’s “peppy” again :p

You guys all need to give her a break, oh my god. She is just on E, that’s all.

At least it doesn’t look like she’s (too) drunk. Or does she not do that this week?

Well…

Apparently, DJ AM has a myspace?

http://www.myspace.com/djamone

What the crap!!! Why are we still on this post?!? I took a shower and went to Target and came back and we’re still on this one? This is the worst day off EVER!!!

hey babe…
…how you doin : )
…was spending some time with alanis
…who wrote a few years back that she was glad that she was…

“not spending an inordinate amount of time in the public eye in a way that I would feel to be gratuitous or ego-driven, thereby only exacerbating my feelings of isolation from everyone because of the chasm that at times emerges between those who are recognizable and those who do the recognizing. (still figuring this one out, it’s getting way better yay)”
…thanks alanis babe ))

so… did you want something ?

oh by the way…
someone is posting on x71 as if they were us…
so feel free to ignore them…
presumably someone jealous… : )
…they’ve been cut off for a while now : )
…probably feeling the weight of all that hair : ))

[now who could that be?]
hmmmm… : )

so we won’t be posting there any more…
anyway… [where were we?]

oh yeah…
extasy is a helluva drug…
or…
give us some of what that guy in pic 1 is smokin’ : )

so…
be excellent to each other…
and… party on dudes : )))

JUST SO YOU KNOW THE GUY IN THE BACK GROUND WEARING A KATE MOSS BLOWS SHIRT IS PUTTING COKE ON HIS HAND IN THE LAST PICTURE SO HE CAN SNORT IT OFF!!! THOUGHT YOU MIGHT FIND THAT INTERESTING

honestly shes a 20 year old girl thats how most girls are. Shes an actress she show sup at designated times. if ur an accountant can i walk up at any time and be like help me with my taxes ecspecially when i don tknow you

its horrible dancing but some girls upper middle calss and above for reason unknown to me to a cameron diaz esque spontaneous danacing to i dont know why but heres an example

#83 ambrosia, what do you want to be when you grow up? Please consider “coherent”.

LOVE THE LEE PRESS-ON NAILS!

Also, what’s that hippie doing at an 80′s party?

when are you going back to rehab lindsay like there are no drugs at that party

Love all the jazz hands comments, I loved Jack & the W&G gang:)

This looks like a cheap, cracked up version of “All That Jazz”.

That blow certainly looks scumptuous. The guy with the ice hasn’t been around for over a week which means he’s either caught in a bone crusher or has been nabbed. 600 mg of pseudoeph just spaces me out and makes me horny.

God Bless George W Bush.

What with the outfit? Is it Hugh Hefner’s birthday again?

free pass within reason (babe)

dont mention dubya
within our earshot
again

unless to tell us
that he is impeached…

wake up america

the half a face guy is someone semi famous but not semi enough because no one made a comment about him.