Lindsay Lohan showed up to DJ AM’s birthday party at club LAX over the weekend acting like her usual self. Look at her go! Everybody’s trying to take a nap and she’s nudging them awake going, “Look what I can do!” I kind of expected her to be using a Hula-Hoop and giving jazz hands. I guess she saves that stuff for funerals.
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HerpesHilton | April 3, 2007 at 7:59 am
She learned that move from her Mom.
BigJim | April 3, 2007 at 8:02 am
A ringing endorsement for Red Bull if ever there was one.
ATX | April 3, 2007 at 8:03 am
Is that a fat line that brofus has lined up on his hand? I want to see Lohan do a line of that dudes hand.
caljenna | April 3, 2007 at 8:05 am
How sad, everyone is pretty much ignoring her. Oh, wait, thats not sad, its funny.
YoungOne | April 3, 2007 at 8:05 am
Everyone looks THRILLED to be in her presence. And by thrilled I mean could not give a fuck.
Stickman | April 3, 2007 at 8:07 am
Did these morons get dressed in the dark or something? The club lights must have come on at the end of the party, and they’d just look down and be “what the fuck am I wearing? Damn, I thought I looked natty, but I look like a complete tool.”
Apart from the ones who’ve made zero effort, like snoozy t-shirt boy in pic 1. WAKE UP MAN! Lohan’s dropping acid in your Red Bull!
ATX | April 3, 2007 at 8:11 am
They look like they belong in one of those bad 80′s rap videos. Who is the space cadet in pic 1? Is Devo coming back? Nice bob loser! See, time travel IS possible!
tits_on_snack | April 3, 2007 at 8:13 am
What’s with all the ugly clothes?
Was is a costume party?
ph7 | April 3, 2007 at 8:16 am
Gald to see her sobriety and Jesus lessons paying off so nicely.
Kait | April 3, 2007 at 8:17 am
…I love how the hairy guy in one of the later pictures is meeting her gaze and leering like a pervert going “Wow, I’m sharing breathing space with Lindsey Lohan!! …Woa, I thought she’d be hotter…” That or he’s thinking. “…Yay. Whimsy Hohan. Get the fuck away from me already bitch, you’re cramping my style.”
TaiTai | April 3, 2007 at 8:17 am
Nice prison garb.
lohanhasthebestcokeinCA | April 3, 2007 at 8:18 am
cocaine. just cocaine.
sympathee | April 3, 2007 at 8:18 am
Once a skank, always a slut… I did that wrong.
Jedi Kevin | April 3, 2007 at 8:20 am
Red Bull and cigarettes. Classy party.
FRIST!!! | April 3, 2007 at 8:22 am
What? She doesn’t go to funerals!!!
sevenandaswitchblade | April 3, 2007 at 8:22 am
I love how someones mom is standing in the background in the last pic.
tits_on_snack | April 3, 2007 at 8:23 am
“was IS a costume party” fuck I’m gay.
FRIST!!! | April 3, 2007 at 8:25 am
And this DJ AM….is he more famous than I think he is? The only thing I know about him is that he screwed Skeletor Ritchie.
tits_on_snack | April 3, 2007 at 8:25 am
#16 that’s not someone’s mom, that’s the latest “ironic” fashion trend. Make way for Mom-jeans and ugly tshirts cinched by hideous belts. It’s cool because it’s not cool. Duh.
Jimbo | April 3, 2007 at 8:26 am
It is nice to see that the world is still in balance. Lindsay dances like a retarded tramp and no one care, Eddie Murphy is about to be the proud father a fire breathing donkey/dragon and Fegie the butt ugly trannie think anyone gives a shit that she has had lesbian relations.
radioflower | April 3, 2007 at 8:26 am
been around her once. i should have taken the opportunity to rid the world of her existence.
tits_on_snack | April 3, 2007 at 8:29 am
#18 He’s supposedly makes music although I’ve never heard his shit, and he’s really fucking ugly, and bangs rich snobby girls. There’s a whole society of dudes like this, and Pete Doherty is their almighty leader.
FRIST!!! | April 3, 2007 at 8:30 am
One more thing…what is it with Redbull? Does it really give you wings? If I drink enough of it will I be able to party til 4 in the morning too? Only if it’s spiked with meth…
FRIST!!! | April 3, 2007 at 8:33 am
#22 He MAKES music?!? I thought DJs only PLAYED music. Hmmm…maybe if I google him….wait I don’t care…
UNCLE NED | April 3, 2007 at 8:38 am
I like her trampy. I’m glad the rehab didn’t take. And btw, what are “jazz hands”? I must have missed that one.
Fifth Stooge | April 3, 2007 at 8:39 am
New born babies need attention too.
anothershityear | April 3, 2007 at 8:39 am
she’s cute.
crazy, coked-up, and cute.
UNCLE NED | April 3, 2007 at 8:41 am
And why are those guys around her looking so miserable? If she were “dancing” next to me like that, I’d be smiling, encouraging her, and putting dollar bills in her waistband. It’s like they feel sorry for her, or something.
FRIST!!! | April 3, 2007 at 8:41 am
Jazz hands are when you spread your arms wide and shake your hands like a fag usually at the end of a dance number
Shovelhead | April 3, 2007 at 8:41 am
She is definitely a dumb 10cent whore. I want to say she is a ‘has been’ but she really never was anything was she ?
Jimbo | April 3, 2007 at 8:44 am
Sorry to piss everyone off, but where is DanYELL? It is just not the same around here without her brilliant comments
combustion8 | April 3, 2007 at 8:44 am
Looks like she’s hangin with a bunch of cranked out squaters… she must feel right at home.
UNCLE NED | April 3, 2007 at 8:46 am
Thanks #29, sure, makes sense now.
suzy | April 3, 2007 at 8:46 am
i love how the guy’s shirt in the back of one of the pictures says “Kate Moss Blows”
lol
xtinemarie | April 3, 2007 at 8:48 am
I need a KATE MOSS BLOWS shirt.
bedbugsandballyhoo | April 3, 2007 at 8:51 am
She reminds of the girls at parties that have reputations so bad that no one wants to touch them with a 10 foot pole, so they always wind up getting pissed (excuse me, wasted, for the American readers), dancing on tables and eventually taking off their tops. In fact if you look closely at the second picture it looks like she’s saying, “Hey! Wanna see my boobs?”
Those guys are totally ignoring her…
BarbadoSlim | April 3, 2007 at 8:54 am
To those asking about the clothing, the people you are looking at are “wannabe pseudo-hipsters.”
They appear to be the latest trend. They’re on the same level as so called X-treme athletes for they are just as annoying, and just like X-tremos they contribute nothing to humanity.
lambman | April 3, 2007 at 8:55 am
well, she looks like she’s having a lot of fun. I’m not going to hate on that
FRIST!!! | April 3, 2007 at 8:55 am
#30 Yah huh, she was the ugly chick in Mean Girls
#31 Let’s not go there, let’s be thankful today.
#34 Really? That’s fucking hilarious!
sevenandaswitchblade | April 3, 2007 at 9:01 am
#19 I guess she’s really committed to the look. She has mom thighs, a mom waist and probably a mom ass…mmm, yeah, tell me about how those kids gotta get to soccer practice and the coupons you found for your Dr. Scholl’s inserts, now make me some Rice Crispy treats, whore!
Irony has become the new retarded.
iamsosmrt | April 3, 2007 at 9:07 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Awesome! Best picture ever. I came to the superfish and this is the picture that greated me. I love how the boys don’t give a shit and she looks so desperate and crazy. In three years she’ll be a cougar, it happens fast for some.
This reminds me of a Jessica Alba picture, except she’s not trying to be sexy because why would she try, she’s in the ocean in a bikini and a giant hoard of guys are staring at her in amazement… wait wait that was MY vacation to Miami.
Ginger kid, give it up. If she was my daughter I’d lock her in her bedroom and tell her to count her freckles. The end.
veggi | April 3, 2007 at 9:08 am
I love Jazz hands! Once I got so drunk on red bull and vodka, I jazzhanded all night long. It’s cool, I was in my hello kitty outfit, so it didn’t look stupid.
Carsten5577 | April 3, 2007 at 9:10 am
Lohan acting like a stupid, drunk whore. Unbelievable!
23apples | April 3, 2007 at 9:11 am
Ah yeah, I remember that. I got a lot of compliments on that mom outfit… doesn’t it make my body look AWESOME?? Lindsay got mad she wasn’t the center of attention because she didn’t understand the theme of the party was “horrible horrible 80′s clothes” rather than “prison inmates”. So she started dancing to the tune of everyone singing “happy birthday” to DJ AM, and man, she really livened up that party!
veggi | April 3, 2007 at 9:14 am
You know what’s RAD? That’s Brit with her new BOB wig. Looking thuper thexy.
FRIST!!! | April 3, 2007 at 9:14 am
#42 Yeah, jazz hands are cool, but what I like to do is got o the clubs and break out my DDR moves!!!
Punky Beans | April 3, 2007 at 9:15 am
#3, Good eye my friend. Good eye. I’d say that is a nice fat rail he’s preparing on the back of his hand.
caljenna | April 3, 2007 at 9:15 am
Are we missing the point? This looks like the most pathetic birthday party EVER!!! Barely a notch above a Peter Brady hero party…
sevenandaswitchblade | April 3, 2007 at 9:17 am
Why is the Morlock in the first pic giving drowsy a back rub?
veggi | April 3, 2007 at 9:17 am
Frist, you know what else rocks? Molly Ringwald dancing. I know you know what I’m talkin’ about!