Lindsay Lohan needs a drinking spotter now

May 7th, 2010 // 41 Comments

Lindsay Lohan apparently requires a bodyguard now whenever she goes drinking with her mom. Page Six reports:

Lohan popped into Las Palmas in Los Angeles for a birthday party for Katy Perry sidekick Markus Molinari with a 6-foot, 300-pound bouncer in a T-shirt that read, “Big Monster.” “Wherever Lindsay went, he went,” said a spy, who saw the bouncer get surly with a photographer trying to approach the starlet.
Mom Dina Lohan was also at the party, but evidently her parental guidance isn’t enough to keep Lohan out of trouble.

It says something about Dina that even Lindsay Lohan recognizes a responsible adult better tag along when they’re out together. The same Lindsay Lohan who, on her own, throws bottles of vodka at Samantha Ronson whenever she’s not falling into shrubbery in front of the police. You’d think something like that might sober Dina up, but then again I’m using logic that hasn’t been soaked in CC and tonics for the better part of a century.

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  1. What is this bitch? 23 or 43? She looks like a trailer park barfly.

  2. Que

    Que job for batmen.

  3. What is this, bitch, 23 or 43? She looks like a fucking trailer park barfly.

  4. dude

    Why can’t Natalie Portman develop a drinking problem and flash us her hooch?

  5. Marcus

    She needs to go on tour and strip.

  6. Probably a requirement stemming from her role in Inferno

  7. Randel

    She would earn more by having people pay her to put clothes on…..

    But what do I know, I only like men.

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  8. for now

    Will the jealousy ever stop. No way.
    People with empty lives will always hate beautiful Lindsay
    because she keeps busy with her businesses,entertainment and charities.

  9. Vo

    Her face…I don’t think I’m ever going to to drink alcohol again in my life.

  10. mrsK

    @8 well put, dear. she is an admirable and lovely young woman whom i would welcome into my home anytime (if i had one).

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  12. What a trashy looking girl. It’s too bad. She used to be pretty attractive. Now, I wouldn’t even want to be within ten feet of her.

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  15. because she keeps busy with her businesses,entertainment and charities.

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  17. We grew up together basically. The little red-haired freckled marriage as you are. All of the big films and has even got to play in the little beetle bug movie with my car crushed movie star Justin Long. It’s just about 4 years older than me. I feel sad for it, I really do not. It might scare them to be effective and the child was.

  18. What

    shes just doing some research on her new porn role

  19. captain america

    why?
    THE SOONER SHE DIES THE BETTER, folks!!

  20. Bizzare Kitchen Accident

    Ever wonder how much cocaine, liquor and cigarettes this person has consumed? I have.

  21. Jesus…….

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  23. Is she drunk in the picture…

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  36. It says something about Dina that even Lindsay Lohan recognizes a responsible adult better tag along when they’re out together. The same Lindsay Lohan who, on her own, throws bottles of vodka at Samantha Ronson whenever she’s not falling into shrubbery in front of the police. You’d think something like that might sober Dina up, but then again I’m using logic that hasn’t been soaked in CC and tonics for the better part of a century.

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