Lindsay Lohan named First Lady of TRL

Superficial / February 24, 2005

llohan.jpgLindsay Lohan … heads to MTV’s TRL Awards, where she was named First Lady, besting Jessica Simpson, Gwen Stefani and Missy Elliott.

I met Lindsay Lohan once, years ago, when the Parent Trap held their press junket at the hotel I worked for. She was a little bitch then too. The temptation to smack her around was just about overwhelming, but the Ritz-Carlton has a strict rule about staff beating up ten-year old girls. I