Lindsay Lohan has fueled rumors she’s swooped in on Paris Hilton’s ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos after being spotted with him all last week. Witnesses say they “kissed and held hands” at Butter on Monday, and were also spotted at Bungalow 8 and the Chelsea Lounge. A source tells the NY Daily News:
“Lindsay went back with him that night to his hotel room,” one source tells me. “He was staying at Soho House, but her room was crosstown at the Mercer.” The two intersected twice last week at Bungalow 8, although they apparently left separately. Most recently, young Stavros exited the Chelsea lounge around 2:45 a.m. Friday, while Lindsay was still inside when my spy called it a night at 3:30.
You’d think these girls could use their fame to meet some new guys by now, instead of just recycling each others’ boyfriends. Although I can see the appeal of Stavros’ $275 million inheritance. It’s hard to resist a guy when he tells you he has so much money he can buy you a unicorn. And means it.
I’d be fun if the late Don Knotts was her wacky telescope weilding next door neighbor and would call her on the phone when she devours her prey within the folds of her 7″ foot clit:
Don Knotts(in patented comedic voice):I’ve been looking at you thru my bedroom window *sniff* *sniff*
Lindsay: Is this DON KNOTTS!?!?!
Don Knotts: eeeeh oooh *click*
*props to Dana Gould
You’d think there were more men on the Hollywood seen than someone else’s leftover. But then again, Hohan is a skank and seems to not have the ability to find a man on her own.
The plastic surgery/coke bills must be finally catching up to her.
Pretty soon she’ll have to date Bill Gates.
Poor Hohan, can’t you find someone other than Parasite’s sloppy, open-sore having, pus-oozing seconds? I mean, that’s not just the herpes you’re courting, it’s the SUPER-HERPES!!! Oh wait, she’s probably already got it! Silly me, carry on Hohan, carry on….
*Stavros Nachos is an ugly, ugly man. Money cannot buy you everything, that’s for sure.
I wonder how the fuck these supposed “greek industrialists” get any business done if they’re spending all their time here picking up all these hookers.
Besides, Taquitos Nachos doesn’t sound very greek to me, it sounds…I don’t know,
Mexican.
oh saranwrappedasshole aka tsarinaamanda your really not one to point out who is ugly and who is not, when you have a mug that looks like this…
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0519063nc1.jpg
and here is saranwrappedasshole teaching us all a new trick..
http://www.filecabi.net/video/fatclapper.html
She’s clapping because she just found out that the mashed potatoes at KFC now come in SUPER FAMILY size…the little things which make people happy are so endearing..
Wow, I sure hate to take a page from He Who Must Not Be Named, but it seems like I might have someone obsessing over me….! Looks like I have an enemy, how fun, but I’m kinda wondering what I did to warrant such a hate-filled post. I didn’t kill your father and rape your mother, that was L. Ron Hubbard, not me, I swear. Oh, and sweetie, the whole “fat” thing has been done to death. It’s so trite, come up with something original, please.
thats funny, it wasn’t so “trite” when you used it yesterday in your post yesterday…
I guess it’s all nice & dandy when you are dishing out the put downs and name calling…but when the tables are turned it’s really not much fun anymore…
I’d think it’s be more like one of those flailing water spray things than a slip and slide. Although, I guess if you started at the far end, got a running start, and your aim was true, you could get friction burn and an STD.
Funny how SHMNBN came to strafe people when nobody was here.
If you ignore it Tsarina, it will leave.
I’m not a goldigger. I just love cock.
What about Mary Kate?????
See, Lindsay and Paris became enemies when Paris stole Nachos from MK. Lindsay sided with MK and turned against Paris.
But now Lindsay is with Nachos.
So where does Mary Kate fit into all of this?? That’s what I want to know!
Submitted by an annonymous waiter Tom Cruises dinner order:
One cock, hardened, with a side of balls on semen sauce.
Crap, Li-Lo’s gonna get the crabs for sure. Doesn’t she know that playing with Paris’s sloppy seconds/messy thirds/AIDS encrusted fourths always leads to a check up at the free clinic and some tears of regret?
Stavros is damn lucky he’s rich. If he was poor, he’d NEVER get a date! He makes me sad to be Greek; he’s just about as fugly a goober as you can get.
@61-
I know, I know. But I always seem to get lured in by the troll. Damn their oily hide! Yeah, we sure haven’t seen much of SHMNBN since we all started ignoring it….I hereby vow to ignore it, maybe it will go the way of Lame-ass.
They’re rich and famous and yet they act like 12 year olds. i.e. “PAris said shit about me, boo hoo, I’m going to go fuck her ex boyfriend, that’ll show her.”
Man, I wonder how many people in that crowd have Herpes now?
67 – I think the real question is how many of them don’t have Herpes now. Surely that list is much shorter to rattle off.
And, yeah, I agree. They remind me of the cattiest, lamest high school freshman ever. The average looking girls with lots of money and slutty ambitions who spend all their time airing their dirty laundry. Ironically, all those girls now wait on me at different restaurants in town. Hehe.
;D
freshmEn*
I is smart i swears it.
#68, LOL!!!!!!!!!!
You just reminded me that a friend just went back to his home town and had a very nice discussion with his high-school prom queen while she rang up his groceries.
same way obi wan does
“can i see your passes?”
[waves]
“you dont need to see their passes ”
“I dont need to see your passes”
“move along now”
:) lol guys :)
and thanks
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and not as part of a twin thing
sorry got that from hayley / linds
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Herbiefrog, a quick suggestion, if you want to be impressive by your depth, then try less hard to seem deep. It seems somehow self indulgent and I think that your point may be missed because people will be put off but what could be percieved as your trying too hard.
Oh, and the only person who loves cock more than Lohan? Yeah, The Cruise-meister.
Man, that Hilton/Niarchos/Lohan strain of herpes is gonna make Ebola Zaire look like a case of the sniffles. On the upside, no aliens will ever invade the planet now.
Heh – the next great celebreality show: “Six Degrees of Penetration”.
Herbiefrog – are you twelve? Or just retarded?
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I am so sick of this bitch… almost as much as PARIS damn Hilton!
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh:
Your comments are too entertaining. You should have your own website.
wow this is trash.