is claiming that Lindsay Lohan might be pregnant. She basically disappeared since her arrest (she’s allegedly in rehab right now), but the magazine says she might actually be hiding over the new pregnancy rumors. A friend tells the magazine:
“It woudn’t be the first time she had a pregnancy scare.”
And despite rumors she’s at the Cirque Lodge rehab clinic in Utah, nobody seems to have seen her at the complex. I doubt she’s pregnant though. Even if she was, the amount of drugs and alcohol she’s consumed would’ve aborted it. If she actually gave birth the kid would come out with a tail. Or – and this is even more likely – it’d just come out a baby-sized mound of used condoms.
#15 I hope you are not complaining. That would be like my complaining about not getting in Michael Jackson’s pants….
Is she going to go to the hospital to have her “appendix” removed again?
krazykoldkelli is the black hole of negative attention seeking
People of America, please be allert!! That lindsay lohan creature wants forgiveness and your possitive attention back by being pregnant. She just hopes, because Americans almost forgive anything when there are kids involved, she gets credits again!!. Her plan will continue after that kid is born. That’s the PLAN, after giving birth she will be the fastest woman who was pregnan to light up the Gossip-magazines and all kinds of shops. Before she will give birth she will “FIND” the paparazzi(she loves them) when shopping for that BaBy of her. This “PLAN” was also made by lying bitch dinah lohan. Because she knows how it all work. She “WALKED”the whole route!! She gave birth to some kids so it’s dinah’s “TASK” to tell lindsay what to do and don’t!!
yep
I SWEAR TO GOD…..I was just saying that to myself yesterday. I had an epiphany…..I just felt that she’s come out with a pregnancy story.
GOD, are they ALL so predictable?
Consider it pure joy, my brothers, whenever you face trials of many kinds, 3because you know that the testing of your faith develops perseverance. 4Perseverance must finish its work so that you may be mature and complete, not lacking anything. 5If any of you lacks wisdom, he should ask God, who gives generously to all without finding fault, and it will be given to him. 6But when he asks, he must believe and not doubt, because he who doubts is like a wave of the sea, blown and tossed by the wind. 7That man should not think he will receive anything from the Lord; 8he is a double-minded man, unstable in all he does.
9The brother in humble circumstances ought to take pride in his high position. 10But the one who is rich should take pride in his low position, because he will pass away like a wild flower. 11For the sun rises with scorching heat and withers the plant; its blossom falls and its beauty is destroyed. In the same way, the rich man will fade away even while he goes about his business.
12Blessed is the man who perseveres under trial, because when he has stood the test, he will receive the crown of life that God has promised to those who love him.
13When tempted, no one should say, “God is tempting me.” For God cannot be tempted by evil, nor does he tempt anyone; 14but each one is tempted when, by his own evil desire, he is dragged away and enticed. 15Then, after desire has conceived, it gives birth to sin; and sin, when it is full-grown, gives birth to death.
16Don’t be deceived, my dear brothers. 17Every good and perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of the heavenly lights, who does not change like shifting shadows. 18He chose to give us birth through the word of truth, that we might be a kind of firstfruits of all he created.
@57 Blah, blah, blah…
This is for FRIST (tell me where that line came from)
“When I found out she was pregnant, I said ‘BRING ME’”
“What? A knitting needle?”
“YES! A KNITTING NEEDLE!” (slap)
“Ohhhh!” (mreeowww – cat fight)
Aaaaaand….scene!
“Even if she was, the amount of drugs and alcohol she’s consumed would’ve aborted it.”
well, this is probably what we were all thinking about nicole & look what’s growing in her stomach. it’s allegedly a fetus, but i guess time will tell.
It’s likely she has to do some time. So of course she says she’s pregnant.
She’s probably not though (and hopefully not trying either).
And if ‘It woudn’t be the first time she had a pregnancy scare” she’s really sad. Doesn’t she use a condom or anything at all?
Yeah, I am not buying it either! We don’t need to watch another unfit mother in Hollywood…Britney has overloaded us.
Abortion should be mandatory
#59 Ab-Fab?
#4, the used condoms are filled… she likes Bukakke…
BiteMe, cum and lick my puzzy again, honeybaby?
#64 – Keeee-rect. You win first pry.
Can’t get enuf of Eddy, Pats and Saffy.
“baby-sized mound of used condoms”
Beautiful, Fish. That was inspiring. Keep it up and don’t revert back to your old used up shtick. LOL.
Guaranteed that the baby won’t last 3 months because once it starts getting some size it will slip & fall clean out of her flappy, worn out vag. The papz will have a great photo op of a thing hanging by a cord out of her mini-mini skirt.
I love how well her latest movie is doing: $6,231,700 after two weeks. ROTFLMAO @ the no talent, attention whore.
Dina, Kathy & Lynne suck – but their daughters are adults. People overcome shitty parenting all the time – these women have no excuses. Just OD already.
Won’t somebody think of the children?!?!?!?!
I CONFESS.
I HIT IT.
NAKED.
IT BURNS WHEN I PEE NOW.
169% WORTH IT.
It won’t be the first time she has killed a baby.
she’d pop out a huge 8ball with some hair and malformed fingernails
She should NEVER have a kid……..
It would appear to be a big blob freckle with hands and feet.. ..when born having continued muscular contractions needing its next fix.
Poor thing.. er a baby.
I heard the kid is already dealing blow in the womb.
Charlie Sheen = “the daddy”
She’d be an awesome mother. What?
If you had payed attention you would have realised that Lindsay fancied the “white guy” and invited HIM. No one else, just him, and the other ones tagged along.
A bit rude, but not racist.
Lindsay is just like me. She likes her meat dark, not white. She also likes them old and fat and rich. I am a gold digger and I use men for whatever I
can get.
i though Lindsay was drinking from the “furry cup” these days, with that butch mc/dj? she’s hard core if she’s ‘potted’ linds!!
stop blowing smoke up STUPIDkelliz arse, unfortunately you are only encouraging her, she is just a silly shit stirring child.
let us rise above these stupid fuckers.
I need to say that I have caused all of the spyware problems with this site and with everyone’s computer. I installed a porn link to the kraziherpezkelli name and if you click it, it goes to http://www.lemonparty.org/. This is three old men having sex with each other. I also sent krazihottkelli fake emails that told her she won the lottery. I’m sure everyone will be able to fix the big problems I created.
Last line: hahaha. Gross.
What I don’t get is how the hell is Nicole Richie pregnant when she’s in starvation mode… Doesn’t the uterus shut down at some point? At least Lindsay has some meat on her. Something for the kid to eat at least.
hahaha.. now she can blame everything on her baby, instead of the black kids. eugenics was a good idea, dammit.
When you are in a business with a 7% employment rate, the industry can afford to move on. There must be 250 beautiful girls hanging out at the corner soda shop waiting to get discovered who have more class, talent, and looks than this person. The interest in her mediocre life is perverse. You probably have someone with this temperament and these problems in your local downtown area, slumming around – so they used to be cute, well, that’s what everyone will say about Lohan if they keep the camera on her that long. I say, move on Hollywood, slot someone more deserving in. Didn’t we learn a lesson from Michael Vick? Let’s step up the bar for the privilege of having a public life with the public dollars that go with it.