is claiming that Lindsay Lohan might be pregnant. She basically disappeared since her arrest (she’s allegedly in rehab right now), but the magazine says she might actually be hiding over the new pregnancy rumors. A friend tells the magazine:
“It woudn’t be the first time she had a pregnancy scare.”
And despite rumors she’s at the Cirque Lodge rehab clinic in Utah, nobody seems to have seen her at the complex. I doubt she’s pregnant though. Even if she was, the amount of drugs and alcohol she’s consumed would’ve aborted it. If she actually gave birth the kid would come out with a tail. Or – and this is even more likely – it’d just come out a baby-sized mound of used condoms.
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what kind of god makes good couples infertile and lets the lindsay, nicole and britneys of the world pop em out like hot pockets?
IM NOT PREGNANT IT IS TRUE I JUST HAVE A BABY-SIZED MOUND OF USED CONDOMS
i didn’t bother reading the article, but [assuming from the title], she’s making paris hilton look good!
knocked up crackwhore
“baby-sized mound of used condom”
Gold. Just…gold. That is why i love this site. That is a deeply unsettling yet hilarious mental image.
please god no
im in the top 10 baby
black baby!!!
NOSTRADAMUS CHAP 3 Lib. VII:
“And the whore that captured the imagination of the nations had a firstborn, and it’s name was antichrist”
JUST AS THE PROPHECIES FORETOLD!!!
thank you, I’ll be here all week….
Well, wouldn’t this mean she got pregnant in her last “rehab?”
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I’m beginning to think that the Nazi’s were on to something when they thought up that forced sterilization thing.
@10:
wouldn’t be a black baby – if you read the account of the 3 guys “kidnapped” in her Denali rampage – she invited the WHITE guy to party, and made the 2 BLACK guys wait in the SUV.
she does not get down with her black brothers.
With a court hearing coming? Two DUIs?
If COURSE she is pregnant…
I hope she gets 6 months in county….
is being pregnant the en vogue thing these days? why are so many screwed girls having babies? “idiocracy” by mike judge is looking more and more like a prophecy…well at least when these kids grow up they will be productive members of society…or we will have some good fodder for VH1 “my momma was a crack-whore” air date – 2025…and yeah i’ll be watching!
I don’t think she could be pregnant by ingesting her favorite drink pills and cream
You know why she is in hiding?!! Because she is fucked, and her lawyers can’t have her making more of a mess of things while they’re wringing their hands triying to come up with a defense. Bitch is going to jail!
Crack baby
If she is it’ll just be another drunken lying coke head just like it’s useless mommy…
Soon she will give birth to a mound of chewed up coke baggies.
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#20 didnt i zuck your cock before???
The idea she’s in hiding because she’d go to jail is utterly stupid. That Lane Garrison fuck killed a kid on coke and booze, and he got ninety days. All she did was scare the shit out of a bunch as assholes as stupid as she is. If Nicole can get out of doing a whole week in jail, then they’ll give Lindsay a fucking medal. If you really compare the two: Nicole hasn’t done shit with her life and got five days but Lindsay’s been in some movies, so she’ll definately have a medal coming her way.
She’s not pregnant. People just have to make shit up. I disappear for a few days and everyone assumes I’m pregnant. And on coke. The fact I am is meaningless.
If they whisper false of you,
never trouble to deny,
Should the words they say be true,
Weep and storm and swear they lie.
#25 Eloquently said.
You know what’s funny?
I hate cats, but I have a bunch of them.
I don’t like dogs, but I like hotdogs, just don’t eat them much because they’re totally bad for you.
I can’t stand kids, but I’m always nice to them.
AND…….I despise Lindsay Lohan, yet I’ve never even met her. She might just be misunderstood.
Just like me. I despise me too though, sooo whatever.
i’m pregnant too. for a black guy.
Are you having fun making fun of kraziridestheshortbuskelli?
Because if not, keepem coming!!!
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Please, PLEASE…don’t let it be true!
This has to stop. We used to have an attention-starved krazykelli. And now we also have at least one person who seems to have no purpose in life except to make fun of her. What’s next, a comment barfer trying to defend krazykelli? You all should have your own website.
#34 juzt becauze you don’t like all the kelliz it doezn’t mean that all the kelliz don’t like you!
It was Fred Durst…… Cause he did it all for the nookie….
everyone wantz to B Me for zome fuckin reazon….!!!!!!!!
28/////whatz your problem with me? BiteMe?
i heard she won’t let her new baby be an actor/actress
It’s about time someone said something about kellizzzzz. thank you. I loled.
Actually, krazihottkelli is Lindsay Lohan’s pen name
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#41 Bite Me come and lick my puzzy….again….
I always wondered what Lin-lin looked like sharting and having an O at the same time.
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I don’t believe the rumours that she’s knocked up because she would’ve already had it “taken care of” by now, just like the others.
I agree, can’t see Momma Dina letting the cash cow lose her marketability by having a kid.
But then women like Dina Lohan and Lynne Spears should be the ones brought up on charges for fucking up their kids.
HOPEFULLY THE BABY IS BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
#3-I totally agree!!!
Iv been trying for a baby for over a year and nothing,yet these sleezy tards have super sonic ovaries and are so fertile that seeing a man naked is enough to get them pregnant.
You have got to love “gods plan”-NOT!!!
abort!
abort!
abort!
abort the whole lohan clan. wipe them from the face of the earth.