is claiming that Lindsay Lohan might be pregnant. She basically disappeared since her arrest (she’s allegedly in rehab right now), but the magazine says she might actually be hiding over the new pregnancy rumors. A friend tells the magazine:
“It woudn’t be the first time she had a pregnancy scare.”
And despite rumors she’s at the Cirque Lodge rehab clinic in Utah, nobody seems to have seen her at the complex. I doubt she’s pregnant though. Even if she was, the amount of drugs and alcohol she’s consumed would’ve aborted it. If she actually gave birth the kid would come out with a tail. Or – and this is even more likely – it’d just come out a baby-sized mound of used condoms.
Angat | August 9, 2007 at 7:00 pm
Last !
me | August 9, 2007 at 7:00 pm
first
latty | August 9, 2007 at 7:01 pm
oh blah…
what kind of god makes good couples infertile and lets the lindsay, nicole and britneys of the world pop em out like hot pockets?
shannon_leto | August 9, 2007 at 7:08 pm
IM NOT PREGNANT IT IS TRUE I JUST HAVE A BABY-SIZED MOUND OF USED CONDOMS
saera | August 9, 2007 at 7:12 pm
i didn’t bother reading the article, but [assuming from the title], she’s making paris hilton look good!
cookievanderbilt | August 9, 2007 at 7:15 pm
knocked up crackwhore
sarah | August 9, 2007 at 7:15 pm
“baby-sized mound of used condom”
Gold. Just…gold. That is why i love this site. That is a deeply unsettling yet hilarious mental image.
Matthew | August 9, 2007 at 7:33 pm
please god no
curlyfrie | August 9, 2007 at 7:34 pm
im in the top 10 baby
juniperstrakes | August 9, 2007 at 7:34 pm
black baby!!!
regular or unleaded | August 9, 2007 at 7:35 pm
NOSTRADAMUS CHAP 3 Lib. VII:
“And the whore that captured the imagination of the nations had a firstborn, and it’s name was antichrist”
JUST AS THE PROPHECIES FORETOLD!!!
thank you, I’ll be here all week….
Giggles | August 9, 2007 at 7:38 pm
Well, wouldn’t this mean she got pregnant in her last “rehab?”
ZUG | August 9, 2007 at 7:43 pm
13!
zecatwoman | August 9, 2007 at 7:46 pm
I’m beginning to think that the Nazi’s were on to something when they thought up that forced sterilization thing.
maxsolomon | August 9, 2007 at 7:54 pm
@10:
wouldn’t be a black baby – if you read the account of the 3 guys “kidnapped” in her Denali rampage – she invited the WHITE guy to party, and made the 2 BLACK guys wait in the SUV.
she does not get down with her black brothers.
We-Le-Surrender | August 9, 2007 at 7:57 pm
With a court hearing coming? Two DUIs?
If COURSE she is pregnant…
I hope she gets 6 months in county….
Henry | August 9, 2007 at 8:05 pm
is being pregnant the en vogue thing these days? why are so many screwed girls having babies? “idiocracy” by mike judge is looking more and more like a prophecy…well at least when these kids grow up they will be productive members of society…or we will have some good fodder for VH1 “my momma was a crack-whore” air date – 2025…and yeah i’ll be watching!
dbarnes961 | August 9, 2007 at 8:08 pm
I don’t think she could be pregnant by ingesting her favorite drink pills and cream
Lux | August 9, 2007 at 8:13 pm
You know why she is in hiding?!! Because she is fucked, and her lawyers can’t have her making more of a mess of things while they’re wringing their hands triying to come up with a defense. Bitch is going to jail!
Riotboy | August 9, 2007 at 8:14 pm
Crack baby
ToTellTheTruth | August 9, 2007 at 8:14 pm
If she is it’ll just be another drunken lying coke head just like it’s useless mommy…
Foxie | August 9, 2007 at 8:22 pm
Soon she will give birth to a mound of chewed up coke baggies.
????????krazihottkelli????????§??? | August 9, 2007 at 8:33 pm
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????????krazihottkelli????????§??? | August 9, 2007 at 8:34 pm
#20 didnt i zuck your cock before???
ph levels | August 9, 2007 at 8:46 pm
The idea she’s in hiding because she’d go to jail is utterly stupid. That Lane Garrison fuck killed a kid on coke and booze, and he got ninety days. All she did was scare the shit out of a bunch as assholes as stupid as she is. If Nicole can get out of doing a whole week in jail, then they’ll give Lindsay a fucking medal. If you really compare the two: Nicole hasn’t done shit with her life and got five days but Lindsay’s been in some movies, so she’ll definately have a medal coming her way.
She’s not pregnant. People just have to make shit up. I disappear for a few days and everyone assumes I’m pregnant. And on coke. The fact I am is meaningless.
If they whisper false of you,
never trouble to deny,
Should the words they say be true,
Weep and storm and swear they lie.
FRIST!!! | August 9, 2007 at 8:52 pm
#25 Eloquently said.
You know what’s funny?
I hate cats, but I have a bunch of them.
I don’t like dogs, but I like hotdogs, just don’t eat them much because they’re totally bad for you.
I can’t stand kids, but I’m always nice to them.
AND…….I despise Lindsay Lohan, yet I’ve never even met her. She might just be misunderstood.
Just like me. I despise me too though, sooo whatever.
????????krazihottkelli????????§??? | August 9, 2007 at 9:02 pm
i’m pregnant too. for a black guy.
FRIST!!! | August 9, 2007 at 9:18 pm
Are you having fun making fun of kraziridestheshortbuskelli?
Because if not, keepem coming!!!
FRIST!!! | August 9, 2007 at 9:26 pm
wait, i meant if you are
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**<><>kraziherpezkelli<><>** | August 9, 2007 at 9:31 pm
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FRIST!!! | August 9, 2007 at 10:11 pm
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz….oh, that means kelli borez me
Yourfairytale | August 9, 2007 at 10:27 pm
Please, PLEASE…don’t let it be true!
What's With All the Kellies | August 9, 2007 at 10:39 pm
This has to stop. We used to have an attention-starved krazykelli. And now we also have at least one person who seems to have no purpose in life except to make fun of her. What’s next, a comment barfer trying to defend krazykelli? You all should have your own website.
**<><>kraziherpezkelli<><>** | August 9, 2007 at 11:01 pm
#34 juzt becauze you don’t like all the kelliz it doezn’t mean that all the kelliz don’t like you!
mdiz | August 9, 2007 at 11:38 pm
It was Fred Durst…… Cause he did it all for the nookie….
??krazihottkelli?? | August 9, 2007 at 11:46 pm
everyone wantz to B Me for zome fuckin reazon….!!!!!!!!
??krazihottkelli?? | August 9, 2007 at 11:56 pm
28/////whatz your problem with me? BiteMe?
celebrity.web.net | August 10, 2007 at 12:00 am
i heard she won’t let her new baby be an actor/actress
unicornzrawk | August 10, 2007 at 12:32 am
It’s about time someone said something about kellizzzzz. thank you. I loled.
FRIST!!! | August 10, 2007 at 1:29 am
Actually, krazihottkelli is Lindsay Lohan’s pen name
??krazihottkelli?? | August 10, 2007 at 1:42 am
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??krazihottkelli?? | August 10, 2007 at 1:43 am
#41 Bite Me come and lick my puzzy….again….
choocher | August 10, 2007 at 2:08 am
I always wondered what Lin-lin looked like sharting and having an O at the same time.
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sayll | August 10, 2007 at 2:47 am
I don’t believe the rumours that she’s knocked up because she would’ve already had it “taken care of” by now, just like the others.
Twinkles | August 10, 2007 at 3:38 am
I agree, can’t see Momma Dina letting the cash cow lose her marketability by having a kid.
But then women like Dina Lohan and Lynne Spears should be the ones brought up on charges for fucking up their kids.
OMAR | August 10, 2007 at 4:27 am
HOPEFULLY THE BABY IS BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Deedee | August 10, 2007 at 6:38 am
#3-I totally agree!!!
Iv been trying for a baby for over a year and nothing,yet these sleezy tards have super sonic ovaries and are so fertile that seeing a man naked is enough to get them pregnant.
You have got to love “gods plan”-NOT!!!
my comment | August 10, 2007 at 6:53 am
abort!
abort!
abort!
abort the whole lohan clan. wipe them from the face of the earth.