Lindsay Lohan might be making porn

I miss the 90′s.

This must be on the set for “Snow White: The Lindsay Lohan Story”

The first picture he looks like he’s thinking, Fucking assholes. I hate this. She’s a skank and I’m gonna get herpes from this slut.

The second picture, the dude honestly looks like he’s about to cry.

The third picture, someone off-camera shouts “What’s wrong, asshole! Pretend it’s Tom Cruise!”

And then he starts to go with the flow.

Looks like John Bon Jovi gained 30 pounds!

hahaha… these photos are great.

#5 – that’s hilareous.

Isn’t that Jake from Melrose place? Amazing how this chick can manage a walk of shame on movie set. Sad I tell you, just sad.

Ugh. Blowjobs are for hookers and 14 year old girls who think that sex is only anything that can get you pregnant.

Ugh. Blowjobs are for hookers and 14 year old girls who think that sex is only anything that can get you pregnant.

I’m sure she just dropped her keys!

I like the last 2 pictures where everyone is standing around her, greeting her as if to say, “Good BJ Ms. Lohan, but next time you really don’t have to swallow.”

57/58 Douche-tart

Where the fuck were those girls when I was 14? And oral sex is one of the most selfless acts a person can perform. Merely giving pleasure for pleasures sake. You repressed, maggots in your foreskin, virgin.

Personally, when receiving, I like to gently hold the womans hair out of her face and just lean back and relax. Unlike dude in picture, who looks like he is having a very uncomfortable bowl movement.

Ive heard jizm is great for the skin.

L-LO is quite possibly filming a segment for her ProActive Infomercial

61 – BJ’s are for hookers and girls with low self-esteem.

Actually, jizz is great for your teeth. I read that somewhere.

Just another day at the office for that girl

Again, just another day at the office for that girl.

omg i actually love her dress!

Why are they in a rowboat? And he looks like he’s holding his car keys. Is that why he’s not touching her at all in the first pics? Or is that in her contract? Only simulated mouth to crotch contact, no hands? Or did she just not want him to mess up her hair? Maybe that’s why he has such an odd facial expression going on there. In any other context, having a flaky starlet rooting around in the general vicinity of your penis would qualify as a great day at work,
but when it’s Lindsay Lohan and the director is encouraging her to go for it but you’ve been instructed not to touch her… well, I can see how that would confuse a guy.

TrannyGranny is awesome. Harsh, but awesome.

Sorry, but her dress is awful. She should actually be more ashamed of the dress than the BJ.

Are you telling me that Disney movies don’t involve trashy whores blowing stoned guys?

Then what the hell did my mom keep popping in the VCR when I was a kid?

so she told me to come over, and I took that trip
and then she pulled out my mushroom tip,
and, when it came out, it went drip, drip, drip
I didn’t know she had the G.I. Joe, kung-foo grip!!!!!!!!!!!!
and it went – uhh
and the girl caress me down- uhh
and that

Gives new meaning to the term “acting chops”.

63.
I pity you in your little world of sexual repression… You probably scrub yourself clean after sex with a wire brush. “I’m not a bad girl, I’m not a bad girl…”

OK, OK, you win. I am a filthy coke-whore who likes to suck it. And?

She aint looking so good in that picture, but I’m sure that guy is loving life. Wilmer says she’s very talented

Valewolf,

Blowjobs BUILD self-esteem.

@28
YOU bring the pizza…..I will take out my teeth

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/lindsay-lohan-tenslip.php

She’ll be joining Paris Hilton soon in the “Oh mah gosh, mah vagina has rotted and fallen off” club.

63 – I wish I was a slut like you… Wait, no. No one does.

75 – I thought stuff like being good at work did that. Maybe that’s your job.

BJ’s are for hookers and your mother.

79-you just called yourself a slut.
As for bj’s-you must be a missionary position only person. You would have loved the Cleavers.

#79, so you have no sense of humor as well as no sense of confidence in your sexuality?

Also, you posted comment #63…Are you calling yourself the ultimate slut?

Lohan: “Are you sure my dignity isn’t in your pants? I can’t find it anywhere.”

Hey Smartass,

#80

Lay off the Cleavers, OK?

They had GREAT marital relations;-)

After all, she wore a pearl necklace in every episode!

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

come mista tally man, tally me banana…

a wise man taught me 125 true facts…..

FACT NO#124: RELUCTANT PARTNERS MAY EASILY BE PERSUADED TO SWALLOW YOUR ROMANTIC EMISSIONS BY HOLDING THEIR MOUTH AND NOSE SHUT, A BIT LIKE WORMING AN INFESTED DOG.

That 2nd to last picture is great! She’s just walked onto the set of “CumGuzzlers 5: This Time It’s Personal… and Salty”. She’s overheard saying “I went out last night, did a bunch of lines off of some chick’s left tit in the bathroom at the Chateau, woke up in the janitor’s closet with blood on my panties and the LAST thing I need today is to suck a dick. WILL SOMEbody get me a diet coke NOW! And new panties”.

Maybe she ought to read the article on how to become a porn star before trying out her blow job techniques-

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/how-to-become-a-porn-star.htm

#44 I totally agree that he looks like he’s about to take the biggest crap of his life right there, which of course doesn’t say much for Lindsey’s BJ skills if that’s all this guy can concentrate on. I find it amusing that most people have more respect for real porn stars than they do for wannabe skankbags like this little twat here, and Paris Hilton.

“Georgia Rule follows a rebellious, uncontrollable teenager (Lohan) who is hauled off by her dysfunctional mother (Huffman) to spend the summer with her grandmother (Fonda). Her journey will lead all three women to revelations of buried family secrets and an understanding that – regardless what happens – the ties that bind can never be broken.”

That is the quote from IMDB, about Lohan’s new movie “Georgia Rule”.

look at that guy’s face… it sucks…

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