Lindsay Lohan might be making porn

First biatches!

i’ve been saying it for years…she sucks…

Heh … can’t wait to hear how she tries to explain *this* away.

WHAAAH THE…..OH! It’s a dress. I was gonna say, that’s a really weird bikini. What? She’s giving some guy a hummer? Oh, that’s just Hohan! Don’t mind her.

Judging from the look on his face, she’s biting him and he doesn’t know how to tell her.

That’s no movie set… that’s her coke dealer. Duh!

So are they making a movie or not? If they are filming, the dude’s a terrible actor–he looks like he’s in pain; if they’re not truly, um, doing what it looks like they’re doing, then Lindsay must be using her teeth.

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I’m sure she was just examining how the complicated ways of a zipper operates. She was probably getting a closer look at the contraption.

Mmmm Garrett Hedlund.

Lindsay Lohan….*rolls eyes* Doop doop on her….

Are they in a boat?

Hohan’s dress – WTF – i’ll just get a big white sack and put it over my head and then tie barbed wire loosely around it. Cos that’ll look good.

she sucks. she blows. loho’s a hoho.

First, Anne Hathaway does a rather racy scene… and now Lindsay Lohan…

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I knew she was good for something. All of gods creatures have a purpose. Hers is a cum receptacle.

by the way she’s swaying her head from side to side, I pretty sure she’s suckin on his knob but the look on the guys face indicates his not liking it much, a skank like her should know better than to use her teeth.

kinda got stiffy there for a second…

“What’s that? You can contract herpes from a blowjob?….oh shit.”

I thought Andre the Giant was dead.

11-careful what you say around here about putting white hood-like garments over your head. you might get called racist.

is it just me or does he look totally disgusted/frightened? i wonder if the burning starts right away or if it takes a few days for the STDs to set in?

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Man, don’t you remeber? She’s doing that lame movie about some porn star, but she’s not getting naked.

Leave it to Hollywood to make a movie about porn stars and there’s no nudity. What’s next, a movie about guns but not bullets?

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Either that or she was so high that day that she “accidentally” stumbled onto the wrong set.

Hey, wait, is that dude Corey Haim??

Can you get Herpes through your jeans?

ahh…nothing like chasing the cum down with a diet coke.

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Really? Then I guess this is a “no acting required” role. It’s in the bag.

That poor guy looks really uncomfortable. His shoulders are all hunched up.

judging by the set, it had to be an i-team investigation on bad celebrity blow-jobs…

next week…jessica simpson…

no need for rehearsal, she’s a natural talent for that part

Looks like Garrett Hedlund. I love him.

that fucker looks like he was getting the sports scores during that…

blow-jobs are like pizza…even if they’re bad it’s good…

Headline: “Lohan gives head to Hedlund”

maybe she’s filming encino man 2…she’s just trying to revive him…

Apparently it’s from the set of her new film ‘Georgia Rule’ about a girl who’s molested by her stepfather. Great. A nice, cheery film for all the teenage girls. Garrett doesn’t look best pleased with her technique.

Uhh, yeah. That’ll be a bit tough to explain away.

“Well, like, his foreskin piercing was smudged, ya know, so I tried to wipe it off, but no matter how fast I moved my hand, I couldn’t rub it out. So I remembered how my Mom used to spit on a tissue and wipe off my face, but I like didn’t have a tissue, so, well, you know. I was just making sure he was feeling comfortable. Damn it, where’s my spin doctor, I mean spokesperson?”

I bet this guy had a dusting of coke across his crotch. That would explain the whole situation. Hmm, execpt for Lindsay’s boobs changing sizes like a change my clothes… Once every two to three weeks.

Interviewer: Lindsay, what was your motivation for this scene?

Hohan: Motivation? It was more of a reflex. I see a guy sitting down and I just, like, drop to my knees.

Oh, leave the girl alone.

She’s gotta get her protein somehow.

She should be commended for that brilliant portrayal, she had to summon all her acting skills for that. What’s next a movie about anorexic starlets with shopping and drug addictions?

sounds like most of you hate a spit shine…

yea he does look digusted. Im sure all his life he ahd experienced hoes ridin his dick, lickin , suckin…. top notch shit. and now he has to settle to this liitle rookie bitch!!!

eww look at that guy’s fuck face .. soo gross, it reminds me of motel porn starring them shaggy, smelly ass ushaved dudes with talentless bimbos that would jump on your dick if ure wavin a 10 dollar bill at her.

I bet she spit it out in that can, because she seems classless like that. Not because she used the can, because she spit it out in the first place. Bitch. And I hope his left hand is on her tit.

You can all eat me, you bunch of tards. Cuz I

Mama Lohan must be so proud of her little girl.

Does the word “queef” mean anything to Lindsay Blowhan?

By the guy’s expression of angst it looks as if he’s either contemplating man’s insignificance in the universe, or dropping a Cleveland Steamer – which would really be gross, but not something Lohan hasn’t done in her personal life. He looks like a metrosexual Tarzan (if that’s even possible) and she… well, she’s firecrotch through and through. As she abandons the safety of her kid-friendly audience, it will be fun to watch her career sink like a stone.

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either that, or the guy is gringing not to hear the director yell cut, she might take it literally.

“Lindsay, I just wanted to snuggle.”

“Oh, snuggle. I thought you said raging blow job. My bad.”

I am waiting for the picture to surface with her finger in his ass, so he’ll cum like a bull.
To me he looks like Nick Lacey with hair extensions. Maybe from Jessicas gay line.

@23: Isn’t that how Mikey died from the Life cereal commercials?

Na-Ah!

Dear Guy-getting-fake-blow-job-from-LL:

The hair and flannel shirt went out at the end of the 90′s.

Love-
The Millenium