Lindsay Lohan might be getting engaged

August 31st, 2006 // 58 Comments
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  1. peopleRweird

    Exept they can’t get married in a church if Hohan steps foot in one it the firecrotch will burn it down.

  2. ToiletDuck

    This guy is obviously very shy – normally, a guy who dates the Hohan inserts his whole HAND into her anus on the first date, not just a finger – it might take a little time, but he will catch on, the dear sweet boy…

  3. I think that money would be better spent on a lifetime supply of antivirals and hep vaccines.

  4. alaskanchicsickle

    Yeah, that will last. If it doesn’t I’ll suck Hopeless’ cock, and we all no what a dirty thing that would be.

  5. sita

    what kind of celebrity always hams it up for trailing paparazzi…

  6. Suicidal may LOVE THE COCK, but

    I LOVE THE COCK up my ASS!

    The BIGGER, the BLACKER, the BETTER!*

    Hopeless

  7. is he grabbing her ass?
    holding up her rag/top?
    holding her hand?
    is she… eating his shoulder?
    kissing him?
    ew.
    LYNDSAY… get yourself a lesbian lover… geez.

  8. who’s dumb enough to propose to that bitch?

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