Lindsay Lohan might be getting engaged

August 31st, 2006 // 58 Comments
harry_morton_engagement_ring._01.jpg

harry_morton_engagement_ring._02.jpg

Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay and Ali regularly tell mom 'you're looking scary'
Dina Lohan reveals that her daughters, actress Lindsay and model Ali, critical of her appearance, going as far as to regularly tell her, "Mom, you're looking scary." "My girls are always telling me to cut my hair," Lohan told Us Weekly at a Fashion Week party.
Lindsay Lohan Demands $20k Gift!
LINDSAY Lohan has no shame! The actress tried to persuade a wealthy patron to bid on an expensive gift for her in the auction at the star-studded amfAR benefit Wednesday night. Sources say that when Lohan recognized a wealthy Canadian financier ...

Comments (58)

  1. scrooge | August 31, 2006 at 6:46 pm

    My mother always said an ass squeeze is just as good as a diamond ring.

    http://www.hulkmad.com

    Reply
  2. PeptoBismolPrincess | August 31, 2006 at 6:51 pm

    Looks more like a wedgie to me..which is much more classy.

    Reply
  3. nwork | August 31, 2006 at 6:53 pm

    The marriage may only last a week, but the herpes will live on forever.

    Certainly someone with that kind of wealth can’t be that dumb. Unless he already has herpes.

    Reply
  4. Carvinho | August 31, 2006 at 6:54 pm

    Next time, perhaps he can grab her throat and squeeze really hard. For a long time. Would that count as domestic abuse or community service?

    Reply
  5. DrunkBlogger | August 31, 2006 at 6:55 pm

    Good, I hope she gets married, let’s herself go…. oh wait…she already has…

    DrunkBlogger.com

    Reply
  6. ElatedPornStar | August 31, 2006 at 7:09 pm

    My God, he’s squeezing like it’s going outta style! Bless him well children, for his hand will soon meet the same fate as his penis. Soon it will become a pathetic mass of ash and charred flesh, much to the atrocious design of the infamous Firecrotch.

    Reply
  7. Jake | August 31, 2006 at 7:13 pm

    I see this lasting a week, or until Lindsay “accidentally” falls on some other guys cock

    http://wampoon.com/

    Reply
  8. Stepheroo | August 31, 2006 at 7:20 pm

    OOH, he needs to just hack that hand off. He’ll never get rid of the smell. Harry, anal probing is just not a nice thing to do at the mall. We all know $$$ can’t buy class, but even K-Fed knows better than to stick there fingers in someone else’s ass crack in public. Gross!

    Reply
  9. Dory | August 31, 2006 at 7:31 pm

    WHO CARES. THIS IS BORING BORING BORING BORING BORING!

    Reply
  10. Adult Underoos | August 31, 2006 at 8:01 pm

    lol — that picture of him grabbing her ass is so platypus!

    http://www.funderpants.com

    Reply
  11. hav-a-tampa | August 31, 2006 at 8:12 pm

    He’s just pulling up Her Bikini Bottoms. They were sliding off Her Skinny Ass there so wore (whore)out from use.

    Reply
  12. sssucks | August 31, 2006 at 8:23 pm

    Only in the world of celebrities is someone thats as diseased and see-through as Lohan able to get a hot guy.

    Reply
  13. pagebetty | August 31, 2006 at 8:25 pm

    what is he grabbing? she has no ass. oh, he’s sticking his fingers in her a*shole.

    Reply
  14. ToiletDuck | August 31, 2006 at 8:27 pm

    Aww, Lindsay’s truly becoming a young lady…she now publicly fingerfucks on her first date…she has graduated from French kissing, to anal, to oral, and now this – we should all be so proud…

    Reply
  15. ToiletDuck | August 31, 2006 at 8:34 pm

    #13..

    Listen Bets…don’t be shy – it’s not a*sshole, it’s ASSHOLE, her ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE ASSHOLE….Lindsay Lohan’s ASSHOLE…

    There, now don’t you feel better, I know I do…

    Reply
  16. Giggles | August 31, 2006 at 8:36 pm

    Classy….

    Reply
  17. ToiletDuck | August 31, 2006 at 8:39 pm

    Aww shucks, stop it…

    Reply
  18. Screaming Meat Nugget | August 31, 2006 at 8:48 pm

    Hey Superficial, let it go with Lindsay Lohan already. Everytime i come here, all i see is the Freckle Queen, and i’m sure most of us, if not all, are sick of seeing her constantly.

    -Screaming Meat Nugget

    Reply
  19. ToiletDuck | August 31, 2006 at 8:52 pm

    #18…

    I totally agree, HOWEVER, this is a photo of a guy sticking his finger in her asshole, her ASSHOLE, or ASS HOLE, so this is kinda different…

    Reply
  20. Chodite | August 31, 2006 at 8:52 pm

    _____

    It’s a lock he at least gives Lindsay the Shocker once in a while. Gotta start with a pinky Harry!

    Happy Girl on Girl Friday everyone!! -
    http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com/2006/08/girl-on-girl-friday.html

    Reply
  21. A POS | August 31, 2006 at 8:52 pm

    BAH!! big deal. Who hasn’t had their hands all over Hohans’ ass? Been there done that. I just wish I could get rid of the stink of penis off my hands.

    And why is that assclown dressed like Avril Lavigne?

    Reply
  22. ToiletDuck | August 31, 2006 at 8:58 pm

    #20…

    Wow, holy fuck, just clicked on that link and saw some little girl-on-girl, and without the fatness, the cropped hair, the mean hard faces, and the smoking and swearing…damn, I think I am getting hard…

    Reply
  23. Populist | August 31, 2006 at 9:34 pm

    Ahh, nothing says love like trying to cavity search your girl’s poop chute in public. Unless he just left his credit card in there.

    Reply
  24. Angry Ferret Jones | August 31, 2006 at 9:35 pm

    Jesus, how sad. Imagine living in a world where you have an almost unlimited amount of money, but you are forced to keep company with common street trash for your sexual satisfaction.

    Goddamn it, I may just take my own fucking life.

    And P.S. – get out in the sun once in a while, you pale-as-a-ghost mother fuckers. I just very well may be blind now. Now go make another shitty movie, you transparent skank.

    Reply
  25. jane's eyre | August 31, 2006 at 9:40 pm

    Is her butt really that high up there? Oh that’s right, she doesn’t have one. Must suck not to have a round luscious bottom.

    Reply
  26. HolisticWisdomcom | August 31, 2006 at 11:31 pm

    No, no he is doing that all wrong. The proper ass grab technique is in the finger action and he is using way to much wrist for fire-crotch complications. Please people, learn the basics, you won’t be sorry… then all will be platypus.

    http://www.holisticwisdom.com/anal-sex.htm

    Reply
  27. Bambella | September 1, 2006 at 12:42 am

    um her ass cheek is about six inches lower than where is he is grabbing. kids today….

    Reply
  28. edb87 | September 1, 2006 at 12:57 am

    Ok a few things:
    1. Why the hell is she kissing his shoulder? Maybe she’s drunk and missed.
    2. He’s grabbing her ass? I didn’t know she had one. Looks like he’s grabbing a handful of pants to me.
    3. She should marry Cheetor from Transformers Beast Wars.
    4. Transformers Beast Wars sucked.

    http://www.edquartersaudio.com

    Reply
  29. bepsy | September 1, 2006 at 1:57 am

    My latest gossip mag NW in Australia says that Harry just broke up with her because he walked in on her making out with stavros

    Bepsy

    Reply
  30. AmberDextrose | September 1, 2006 at 3:19 am

    Maybe I’m reading this all wrong, but that looks to me like a bounty hunter cunningly disguised as a skanky sk8r boi leading a straightjacketed Hohan into the bowels of the Mall of Hell. Her head is spinning like something out of The Exorcist as she tries to escape.

    In the next two shots, the BH (who has scrubbed up incredibly well) is collecting his bounty.

    Hurrah, hurrah. Ding Dong The Witch is Dead, etc!

    Reply
  31. knowhere | September 1, 2006 at 3:22 am

    he’s wearing adidas shoes. by wearing adidas you support nazis. this is a fact.

    Reply
  32. chubbs | September 1, 2006 at 4:49 am

    is she worth a Cartier ring? say it isnt so. I would have more respect for him if it was Paris Hilton. Who gets married first, Paris, Lindsay, or the recently jaded has been…Tara Reid…

    http://us.video.aol.com/video.index.adp?mode=1&pmmsid=1701532

    Reply
  33. RichPort | September 1, 2006 at 5:43 am

    I actually walked right past them in the mall. The whole front of his shirt was covered in cocaine, he looked like a fucking baker. I did over hear him whispering that she could get a sniff for every ass grab… personally, I would have just kept the coke.

    Reply
  34. dupababy | September 1, 2006 at 5:45 am

    it appears this dynamic duo obtains their coordinating trashtastic fashions at wal-mart.. always fugly slave labor fashion.. always..

    http://www.stingybitches.com

    and that shit is even to stingy for this bitch..

    Reply
  35. dirt chicken | September 1, 2006 at 5:59 am

    Never fear peeps…Hairy is just gonna give that skank a Dirty Sanchez !

    Reply
  36. jrzmommy | September 1, 2006 at 6:18 am

    If he proposes, Gosh, I say go for it Linds. All you need is a failed marriage and jail time to complete your Starlett Resume.

    Dysfunctional Family….check
    Addicition….check
    Public Catfights….check
    Sexual Promiscuity….check
    Unprofessional/Diva Behavior….check
    Hospitalizations….check
    Divorce….
    Arrests…..

    And DAMN he’s getting WAY up that ass! Goodness!

    Reply
  37. CelebSlam.com | September 1, 2006 at 6:54 am

    How many kegs do you think her reception will have?

    http://www.celebslam.com

    Reply
  38. dmarie | September 1, 2006 at 7:20 am

    She needs to crawl back under a rock. And by rock I mean the toilet that Courtney Love pissed…around. You know, the same one Tara Reid puked all over?

    http//:nottheordinary.blogspot.com

    Reply
  39. StanGable | September 1, 2006 at 7:35 am

    What’s with the lurky Desperate Ho’s wallpaper?

    Reply
  40. herbiefrog | September 1, 2006 at 8:11 am

    dont know
    if
    you’re coming or going ?

    let recall corp take care of those
    embarrasing lapses in conciousness
    …for you

    …it’s whtat ?
    …we’re here for [dont know
    if
    you're coming or going ?

    let recall corp take care of those
    embarrasing lapses in conciousness
    ...for you

    ...it's whtat ?
    ...we're here for [<-- ? ]

    sorry what was the question : )

    Reply
  41. commissioner | September 1, 2006 at 8:12 am

    Poor, poor Lilo. She needs a shower, an infectious disease specialist and a stylist.

    Ol’ Harry looks like one of those werewolves from the Buffy series. Bet his ass is so hairy it feels like a wool sweater when she grabs his cheeks.

    Grrrrrrrrr.

    Reply
  42. YoMamma | September 1, 2006 at 8:20 am

    Can anybody say…
    PUBLICITY STUNT??
    WHo is this guy and why is she helping him become famous?
    He really chose the wrong chick… credibility is not her forte.

    Reply
  43. whodatiz | September 1, 2006 at 8:40 am

    It’s hard to believe all 3 photos are of the same guy. In the last 2 he looks like a gorgeous Armenian god, yet in the first one he looks like one of the jackass pre-teens who skateboard outside my driveway.

    Reply
  44. Spindoc | September 1, 2006 at 8:45 am

    Can you make a wedding cake out of Cocaine, used martinee glasses and old deoderant maxi-pads?

    Reply
  45. ImSuicidal | September 1, 2006 at 9:14 am

    I LOVE THE COCK!!!!!

    Reply
  46. ch474 | September 1, 2006 at 10:35 am

    I think he was looking for his car keys.

    Hey Harry, remember to wash thoroughly after a Lohan ass grab. You’ll never know what you’ll catch

    Reply
  47. thesarahficial | September 1, 2006 at 10:47 am

    her body looks discombobulated

    Reply
  48. bigponie | September 1, 2006 at 10:49 am

    he’s doing it all wrong, he’s suppose to grab, squeeze, pinch and the most important , TWIST…

    Reply
  49. This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover | September 1, 2006 at 12:25 pm

    To me, it looks like he’s sticking his finger all the way up her ass, which in turn seems to make her head spin around like the chick from The Exorcist. Creepy…

    Reply
  50. peopleRweird | September 1, 2006 at 12:50 pm

    Ohhhh they should get Panic! at the Disco to play I Write Sins at their wedding considering the first part of the song goes like this:”oh well imagine as im pacing the pews in a church corridor and i can’t help but to hear an exchanging of words what a beautiful wedding what a beautiful wedding says the bridesmaid to waiter and yes but what a shame what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a WHORE!” Or sometimes they use fucking slut in their live preformances,either one will work.

    Reply

Leave a Comment

Name (Visible)
Email (Required, Not Visible)