Lindsay Lohan Marries For Revenge

lindsay_lohan_thumb2.jpgCertain things have become part of my morning routine – waking up, brushing my teeth, stepping over the bodies of a dozen exhausted supermodels in mermaid costumes. I can now add ‘reading about Lindsay Lohan’ to that list, because much like STDs contracted on Brazilian porno shoots, she simply refuses to go away. She’s now allegedly going to marry Jared Leto. According to ‘a friend’, Lohan