Lindsay Lohan Marries For Revenge

November 9th, 2005 // 2 Comments

lindsay_lohan_thumb2.jpgCertain things have become part of my morning routine – waking up, brushing my teeth, stepping over the bodies of a dozen exhausted supermodels in mermaid costumes. I can now add ‘reading about Lindsay Lohan’ to that list, because much like STDs contracted on Brazilian porno shoots, she simply refuses to go away. She’s now allegedly going to marry Jared Leto. According to ‘a friend’, Lohan

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  1. Couple, who have never publicly confirmed their romantic relationship, thought to have been meeting for about a year and have lived together since May. Same-sex marriage was legalized in California earlier this year.

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