A little late on this one, but Linsday Lohan confronted Jessica Simpson last Thursday at The Dime and caused her to cry. According to witnesses, Lohan sent over a round of drinks to Jessica Simpson and Brett Ratner and they failed to thank her. Afterwards, Lohan approached the table and confronted Simpson. A source says:
“Lindsay said, ‘What’s the matter? When your sister is around, you can talk shit about me, but now that Ashlee’s not here, what are you going to do? C’mon! I’m 19 and you’re 25. Say something, you coward!”
Simpson’s response? She burst into tears. “She told Lindsay that she didn’t want to cause a scene,” says the source. But Lohan only grew more infuriated. “She said, ‘Let’s go outside then, you and me. Alone. I don’t need to embarrass you. I’m not causing a scene. You think I care? Step outside! Let’s go,’” says the source. “Ratner tried to calm down Lohan, to no avail.
I usually enjoy it when Lindsay Lohan throws one of her signature diva fits, but picking on Jessica Simpson is a little too cruel. It’s like bullying a mentally challenged child. Sure you made her cry, but so did the scary dog at the supermarket.
enfilade | April 14, 2006 at 8:23 pm
FIRST!
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
Obadiah | April 14, 2006 at 8:28 pm
I think Jessica needs to go drown in a pile of Cheesy Bites.
schoolgluestick | April 14, 2006 at 8:29 pm
Man.
I love Lindsay Lohan, and I hate Jessica Simpson, so this is like, perfect.
BarbadoSlim | April 14, 2006 at 8:33 pm
I read somewhere that it was really their hairdressers that got into some kind of EXTREMELY GAY verbal confrontation so who gives a shit.
Anyway the real news is that Hohan has been dating Brett Hackner…. gross.
gammanormids | April 14, 2006 at 8:34 pm
I hate them both, but I’m with jess now.
gammanormids | April 14, 2006 at 8:34 pm
I hate them both, but I’m with jess now.
Marceelf | April 14, 2006 at 8:37 pm
Please, first of all fighting over Brett Ratner, gag.
Second, this is Jessica’s signature helpless act that all of the guys fall for. So since Lindsay will look like a total bitch anyway, she should have kicked Jessica right in her man sized chin, and at least gotten some satisfaction for all the crap she’s going to take about making Joe Simpson’s girlfriend cry!
Angel_Baby | April 14, 2006 at 8:38 pm
I agree TOTALLY with schoolgluestick on this one.
Jessica is only famous because her Dad’s a PIMP. NO talent there. Only DDs. Just look at all her product endorsements (sp?). Duh!
auh2o | April 14, 2006 at 8:44 pm
I don’t really have anything to add other than Simpson’s tits look amazing in that picture. Simpson is smoking hot and Lohan isn’t even as cute as half the girls at the San Diego Starbucks right at this very moment. Lohan can be as badass as she wants to be, but most guys would rather park their pecker in Jessica’s poonanie.
TaiTai | April 14, 2006 at 8:49 pm
Who’s Brett Ratner? I looked him up and I still don’t know who he is. Never heard of any of his movies.
lylah785 | April 14, 2006 at 8:50 pm
i HATE jessica, and Lindsay should have kicked her ass.. i know i would have if i got the opportunity
Drunk Blogger | April 14, 2006 at 8:51 pm
Well not only that, who gives a shit if Lindsay is 19 and Jessica Simpson is only 25. When you have balls and scratch them reguarly as you spit out a combination of snuff and big league chew while playing pokers with the guys, but are able to fool the whole world into thinking you are a hot chick, who cares how much younger you are then someone, you should be able to make them cry.
I’m not sure if that made any sense, but I’m drunk and heading to Vegas so who cares.
hotintempe | April 14, 2006 at 8:52 pm
Lohan thinks shes some sort of bad ass, but I cant stand Simpson either.
The_Rye | April 14, 2006 at 9:00 pm
Wait, if Lohan is only 19, how can she be sending drinks over to another table? Call me old-fashioned, but I thought you had to be 21 to purchase alcohol.
I love K-fed's Corn Rolls | April 14, 2006 at 9:03 pm
The same thing happened to my 2 best friends, she just kept yelling and yelling and the other one was like, “what?” Then the bell rang and I had to go to 3rd period.
IMMATURE STUPID BITCHES.
Gerald Tarrant | April 14, 2006 at 9:05 pm
I would so pay to see them go at it. And then bang Lohan after she wins.
smilemadeofsun | April 14, 2006 at 9:07 pm
Anybody “famous” person who sings like this:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=uEAL1S1ZowE&search=national%20anthem%20jessica%20simpson
Deserves to get their ass kicked. I wish Lohan would’ve done it :(
Star Maker Machinery | April 14, 2006 at 9:12 pm
Yeah, ’cause Lohan is such an authentic badass. She’s not a manufactured starlet like Simpson. Herbie told me so.
schoolgluestick | April 14, 2006 at 9:14 pm
Who cares if Lohan is a badass or not? I’d still fuck her.
MeganHarris | April 14, 2006 at 9:27 pm
I cant believe this. Are we supposed to believe Jessican and Lohan are fight over Brett Ratner?
MeganHarris | April 14, 2006 at 9:28 pm
I cant believe this. Are we supposed to believe Jessican and Lohan are fight over Brett Ratner?
MeganHarris | April 14, 2006 at 9:30 pm
I cant believe this. Are we supposed to believe Jessica and Lohan are fight over Brett Ratner?
MeganHarris | April 14, 2006 at 9:35 pm
oops. sorry. I didnt think the comment went through.. my computer sucks. The Cube is wack
ILovePapaSmurf | April 14, 2006 at 9:38 pm
Sadly, I would love to see them fight. Both are turning into crack whores, so why the hell not put them in a ring, drunk and coked out! I smell Pay-Per-View.
Pez_D_Spencer | April 14, 2006 at 9:45 pm
WTF? How can Lohan have both Dachau-diet-plan-ribs and jowls? Anorexic but flabby? That’s certainly a novel look.
Cracking view of Jessica’s “talent”, though.
Pez_D_Spencer | April 14, 2006 at 9:45 pm
WTF? How can Lohan have both Dachau-diet-plan-ribs and jowls? Anorexic but flabby? That’s certainly a novel look.
Cracking view of Jessica’s “talent”, though.
Pez_D_Spencer | April 14, 2006 at 9:46 pm
WTF? How can Lohan have both Dachau-diet-plan-ribs and jowls? Anorexic but flabby? That’s certainly a novel look.
Cracking view of Jessica’s “talent”, though.
krisdylee | April 14, 2006 at 9:48 pm
3 things to post:
1- Cat fights rule, and I’m sure if tits came flying out and oil accidentally got dumped on them, it would be A-OK.
2- Tom Cruise is a faggoty fag who loves all sorts of penises. (Penii?)
3- Shut the hell up MeganHarris.
Pez_D_Spencer | April 14, 2006 at 9:48 pm
damn
gogoboots | April 14, 2006 at 9:55 pm
Man they both suck, but Lindsay’s got a point there, you know, Jess is fuckin’ spineless!
gogoboots | April 14, 2006 at 9:58 pm
Man they both suck, but Lindsay’s got a point there, you know, Jess is fuckin’ spineless!
Tardass100 | April 14, 2006 at 10:15 pm
wtf is Hohan doing buying drinks at the age of 19?
tumescence enthusiast | April 14, 2006 at 10:16 pm
Chicken or tuna, guess we know which one Jess is. They should have just bitch slapped each other and been done with it.
B-Bomb | April 14, 2006 at 10:16 pm
the rumors are true, jessica simpson is a spineless wench. “but if she has no spine,” you might ask, “what is that holding up her body?” the answer, my friends, is quite simple: joe simpson’s erect penis in her vagina.
and tom cruise loves the cock.
URalllosers | April 14, 2006 at 10:16 pm
If Jessica didn’t have those balloons we wouldn’t even know who she is. Oh yeah and I think the same goes (went) for Linsey. I wish they could see how alike they are and work out their differences while posing nude together for the cover of GQ.
BarryBonds | April 14, 2006 at 10:17 pm
I agree with #9 and I think all males do.
#8 Angel Baby I think your just jealous that Jessica has bombs and you dont.
LookAtME | April 14, 2006 at 10:25 pm
i really wish i could comment… however, 2 many merlots 2nite…. kanitchiuw bitches… i’m sliding into bed
CruisingForCock | April 14, 2006 at 10:35 pm
I think it’s funny that stupid bitch MeghanHarris has nothing better to do on a friday at 9:35 at night. I thought I read that you were 22, I thought I saw that when this so called Stallion said he will give you the ATM? This is my first post and it seems like everybody hates you around here. Now I can see why, your a LOSER and your tranvestite boyfriend dresses you funny!!!!!
I know, I know I’m home too but I just got back from the bar and I sucked & cocks. Beat that Tom Cruise!!!
CruisingForCock | April 14, 2006 at 10:37 pm
*7* cocks sorry
Ali | April 14, 2006 at 10:50 pm
I hate Lohan. She is SO gross. First, how about eyebrow control? Those nasty dark eyebrows are NOT good. Then, why would she show her skanky wrinkled pasty ass to a bunch of little kids at an awards show? Was she thinking it looked GOOD?
And I agree, this scene with Jessica was not fair…like picking a fight with a retarded kid.
I can’t stand either of them…and I pray to GOD that Jessica Simpson is not allowed to go out and buy an orphan from the Hollywood Overseas Orphan catalog. That would just be wrong.
DivaG81 | April 14, 2006 at 10:54 pm
Eh…I’m going to have to side with Jess on this one. As a girl, I think Jess would be a better friend – you know, Lindsey seems like the type of girl who’d say she was your best friend then spread some horrible rumor about you or try to fuck your boyfriend. Jess is much prettier and has better boobs (real or not) – and give the girl a break – she’s going through a divorce and probably didn’t even want to talk to Lohan b/c she’s nothing but drama.
gunsgirl | April 14, 2006 at 10:56 pm
After reading all of this, just one question. WTF is ATM? It’s kind of a recurring theme around here. Is it something I should be doing? So confused…Help me, Stallion!
gunsgirl | April 14, 2006 at 10:58 pm
One more thing:
#38: It should read, “You’re a loser…”. “You’re” is the contraction of “you are”. Thought it might help.
diedl | April 14, 2006 at 11:08 pm
#17 – dear god in heaven that was AWFUL. I don’t even know where to begin. The fucked up rhythm? Poor pitch? Atrocious phrasing? She’s just such a horrible example of the idiotic assumption that the more she screws with the original song, or the more extra “notes” she adds, the better she sounds. I suppose with enough takes in the studio, anyone jackass can sound good. cry.
URalllosers | April 14, 2006 at 11:09 pm
#38
Mom is that you? Please tell me that fat ass papanonutz wasn’t one of the 7. He’s been bragging enough about you two.
#43
It’s Friday night. You can take the weekend off, english teacher.
jennah | April 14, 2006 at 11:11 pm
lindsays a dumb skank, she needs her ass kicked.
gunsgirl | April 14, 2006 at 11:15 pm
#45: I’m not an English teacher, but I am in CA and haven’t really started my Friday night yet, so don’t fret about that. It’s just one of those things that drives me NUTS and jumps out at me. I wasn’t being catty, just trying to be helpful.
URalllosers | April 14, 2006 at 11:25 pm
#47
It’s cool. I just thought you were making fun of my mom, and that brings out the beast in me.
Besides, being “catty” is allowed. Being “helpful” is frowned upon.
TaiTai | April 14, 2006 at 11:26 pm
Lindsay wasn’t being mean to her. She just accidentally revealed the surprise “twist” in Bambi and until that point Jessica hadn’t realized what happened to Bambi’s mother. It had nothing to do with Brett Favre or Trent Reznor or whoever the hell was with them at the table.
Grphdesi23 | April 14, 2006 at 11:53 pm
This post makes me wanna defend Jessica.
Jessica to Lindsay: “The only reason why people pay attention to you is because your legs are wide open and your mouth, while open, could cover Antartica. Need a break to do your line of coke?”