Lindsay Lohan loves ‘J’

February 6th, 2006 // 75 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan was spotted at Olympus Fashion Week wearing a gold ‘J’ around her neck, either because she loves Jared Leto or loves jelly beans. I’m going with Jared Leto though, because I didn’t find any traces of food when I inspected her poo. Now that I think about it, I didn’t find any traces of poo either. It was more like a poo-shaped slab of cocaine glued together with laxatives. Go figure.


  1. jackielynnn

    can’t you all see? this is the world premiere of her elvis impersonation! we’re so lucky!

  2. Jehanne

    Argh! It’s Wednesday Addams!

  3. polypam

    I was at this fashion show and when her song came on (the awful cover of “Edge of Seventeen”), I realized I wished that I had put some Twinkies in my purse to throw at her. She pranced down the runway with such an air of self-importance I’m surprised her head didn’t explode. Regardless, her music sucks and she is not so talented that any of her film roles couldn’t have been played by someone else (Rachel McAdams was the real star of “Mean Girls” anyway).

  4. funkygoldmedallions

    The chick is fucking hot. One visit to Dr. Rey and the sweater puppies are back. You can’t beat a 19 year old crazy Hollywood chick with a lot of money, an eating disorder, a steady cocaine habbit and daddy issues. Just ask Christina.

  5. funkygoldmedallions

    The J is for my JUNK.

  6. jennyjenjen

    She is totally on Heroin. No doubt about it. She always has that floaty look going on in her eyes and in her face and even her voice. I think Number 5 is right..

  7. She loves blow more.

  8. Porcelyn

    her boobs are disapearing again

  9. fame is funny

    the ‘j’ is for removing bits of teacup when she repeatedly falls holding them.

    unfortunately, lodging bits of broken teacups in my eyes is what my doctor perscribed when i explained how tired i was of seeing ‘news’ regarding lindsay lohans repeated ‘incidents’

  10. SoupaSarah

    the life of a celebrity must be so hard. 8-). She was hot in Mean Girls nows she munts. shes a right munting munter!

    Take this girl to Hackney!!

  11. Jayne

    she looks nicer with dark hair than that piss color she had before.

  12. spacca

    Im going with the fact she’s so Dumb that she put the L on backwards so it looks like a J

  13. billabong021

    Know what her mouth kind reminds me of? those mummified bodies that are like thousands of years old, they’v got mouthes EXACTLY like that.

  14. Whatup

    Here is a headline for ya “Scarlett, Keira bare all for magazine cover” link…http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11216869/

    Paris Hilton look out here comes the Lohan whores!

  15. Comments number 33, and 43, LOL!!!! But I do think you guys are being a little harsh on her…she looks GREAT for being 43.

  16. Wild Rose

    Hey “Superficial”!

    Congrats on your mention in the L.A. Times Calendar section–you know what this means, don’t you? More superficial treatment from “higher ups”, maybe even a good table at your fav Hollywood spot! Wish you had a journal on here to share some of your private thoughts…well, good goin’ and keep us laughin!

    P.S. Lindsay’s cringe-worthy hair is so over-processed I swear it’s gonna break off at the roots any day now.

  17. LaydeeBug

    JennyJenJen that sounds right. H is the only thing that can quickly bring you down from that coke high. So, she may or may not have a chippie. If she’s messing with that, OH MY GAWD is she in for a BIG surprise.

  18. LaydeeBug

    Next: Lindsay Lohan goes topless in movie (yeah like that’s gonna be a surprise).

  19. jennyjenjen

    67. She’s in trouble, no doubt about it. I’m sure Nichole Richy is on it again as well. They hang out together and they both lost way to much weight too fast. I’m sure long nights of snorting blow are chilled out with a heroin breakfast.

  20. OctoberButterfly

    guys.. harsh or what?

    When i saw this pick i actually thought she looked quite hot. gorgeous as a red head, blonde and brunette. Plus did you not see her Vanity Fair pics? She looks loverly.

    Now about the necklace, take another look… I have a similar one. My nan got it for me for my sweet 16. If it is the same, it is just a ‘wave’ / wiggly line.

    Plus, I know Jared is usually hot, and has beefed up for their current role; but i don

  21. fluku

    57, ure missing ‘to’

  22. Jomairy Ochoa

    she looks SICK!! i’d hate to think how she’ll look in her mid 20′s or just when she’s 30! and they say 40s are supposed to be the new “30″….nuh-uh! after i saw that photo of whats-her-ugly-face? umm…Teri Hatcher! yeah. My moms 45 and she looks better withOUT the make-up and jewels. Just imaginee how Lindsay Lohan will look when she’s 40? will she even be around?………hmmmm touchy subject.
    I think she’ll freak out and do a bunch of plastic surgery, be the next Joan River.
    You’re mother should be SO proud, Lohan.

  23. Nikky Raney

    i love lindsay lohan :]

  24. LL forever

    no offence but its so obvious that the letter J refers to “Jesus”
    OH MY GOD its sooo obvious, y do u people hate her that much? she’s amazing

  25. the “j” is for
    ja pierdole!

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