
Lindsay Lohan was spotted at Olympus Fashion Week wearing a gold ‘J’ around her neck, either because she loves Jared Leto or loves jelly beans. I’m going with Jared Leto though, because I didn’t find any traces of food when I inspected her poo. Now that I think about it, I didn’t find any traces of poo either. It was more like a poo-shaped slab of cocaine glued together with laxatives. Go figure.































How can a 19 year old need a breast lift? She better get on that before they go any further south.
I can’t believe how fast she has fallen. She was extremely attractive in “Mean Girls” and I think most people prefered when she had breasts and an actual body instead of just bones. Someone needs to start shoving food down her throat and get her back up in weight pronto.
I can’t believe how fast she has fallen. She was extremely attractive in “Mean Girls” and I think most people prefered when she had breasts and an actual body instead of just bones. Someone needs to start shoving food down her throat and get her back up in weight pronto.
Maybe she’s dyslexic too, and thought it was an ‘L’?
Yes, I can see her right now saying, “Omigod! It was SO an ‘L’ when I looked in the mirror!”
Gross hair, sick body, cunty attitude, accident and hospitalization prone. My bet is on Lindsay for the next young celebrity death in Hollywood.
Look Ma, a crack whore!
what’s up with the eyes…
Shes just 19 and she had implants, and now collagen
shes a crazy ugly young woman…
too thin, too much freakles, too much surgery, too much smokes, too much drug, too much party, too much everywhere!!!
She’s lost, she don’t know who she is…
take a break lindsay
give us a break
Silly guys.
The “J” doesn’t stand for Jared. I stands for “joke”.
“J” stands for “Jack off right here”.
I thought she was dating Sean Ono Lennon now.. At least that’s what I read somewhere, I think the NY Post…
Maybe the “J” stands for John, John Lennon, or maybe it stands for “Joint”….
Well, she looks better there than she’s looked in a while, even if she hasn’t returned to her former glory.
Bring back the scarlet locks!
I hate to say it but it looks like she has gained a little weight back. Not much, but her face is more filled out and her chest is filling in a bit too. Yes the curvey version was better, but how many guys get bored with their women. With Lindsey you can have a new body every 6-12 months and not be cheating on her.
It looks like she’s going for the “Lara Flynn Boyle I’m ready to pass out from food depravation” look. Good job Lindsay – keep up the good work!
How did this girl get so freaking famous? I’ve never even seen any of her movies cuz they all look like they suck ass. She’s not pretty at all…in fact, she’s below average looking and the freckles are just yucky.
I actually think she’s looking a little better. She still needs to gain some weight though. And her hair is still really ugly. Its always ugly. How many more times is she gonna have to dye it before she finds a color that isn’t completely hideous? Seriously. Its getting ridiculous.
But yeah. She’s only 19. She can still redeem herself. I hope she keeps getting better. Shes a great actress who has a lot going for her. All she needs to do is fire her stylist and keep her fingers out of her throat and she’ll be all set.
Deee-zam, she’s gross lookin’!!!!
The “J” stands for jit stains here. What a ‘tard she is, next up the Lindsey Lohan sex tape!
I think the photo is reversed. That would explain the “J.”
She’s a zombie bride, the ‘J’ stands for Jack Skeleton.
But eugh! Someone needs to give that girl a cookie, I wouldn’t want to bump into her on a dark night. Hell, I wouldn’t want to bump into her in broad daylight.
I hate her hair that color. She has such a gorgeous shade of red hair and now it’s all f**ked up. She’s one of those typical girls who wear their boyfriends name on their bodies. I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s got it tattooed somewhere. I was just liking her when she started to plateau and go south. What a shame…
“quote”: How can a 19 year old need a breast lift? She better get on that before they go any further south. “end quote”
the needs a breast lift because her tits are stretched out from the enormous implants she had, plus she lost all the fat tissue in her ta-tas, so they say like a bag of sand.
maybe all the anorexics will get so skinny one day that they willl completely disappear, that way we’ll never have to read or look at them again. it’s only a matter of time.
even her HAIR looks lackluster and starved
even her HAIR looks lackluster and starved
Most fair-skinned redheads know that hours in the sun = entirely freckled body. And no tan till they blend together.
Ick.
mayby she needs to love FOOD!!! that bitch needs a cheesburger…
And her makeup looks like shit. A 13 year old would have done her eyes like that. Time to get a new artist…
AHHHHHH. She used to be so cool, now she’s just like every other stupid mother fucker. She needs to gain some effin weight and let that NASTY hair color grow out to reveal the beautiful red beneath.
AND STOP SINGING AND JUST MAKE SOME MORE FUNNY MOVIES LIKE MEAN GIRLS… Well, never mind, she could have been replaced with anyone and it would have still been just as good…. :p
I’ll presume that this means she is not doing Leonardo DiCaprio.
or Bryan Adams, for that matter.
Has anyone else noticed that she is looking more leathery in the face in every new photo? Someone give that girl a joint, she would at least get the munchies and eat something…maybe ‘J’.
maybe the J is for Joaquin??? BUT IT BETTER NOT BE!!!!
If it stood for Joaquin there would be a giant “W” around her neck. Because, you see, Lindsay isn’t smart enough to know that Joaquin starts with a “J” and not a “W”.
And we should care about this article because? I mean seriously…who gives a fuck.
On a side note. I don’t find this girl attractive at all.
Looks like Christina Aguilera’s hair extension maker got passed on to Miss Lohan here. Or is that Miss Leto?
i think the “j” she is wearing looks like the logo for juicy couture
She has the most hideous upper lip I’ve ever seen on anyone!
i think the “j” she is wearing looks like the logo for juicy couture
hmm… her boobs look a little floppy. reminds me of the drew barrymore skit last week on SNL.
She looks like a 13 year old boy with too much make-up.
What a goofy lookin’ bitch! How anyone could be attracted to her is beyond me. I would still trow her a bone dough! OH!!! RIGHT INTO DA TERD INPUT! BADABING!
what the fuck happend to her? anyone remember how incredibly smokin’ hot she was in mean girls? and now we have THIS. This washed out bad dye job skinny ass coke whore who crashes her shit and is in the hospital every other weekend. I just hope that one day her skin explodes and an alien pops out, and this has all been an imposter Lohan, with Lindsay tied up in a suit case or something.
How can you even see the J? It looks more like a huge cancerous freckle (if that exists). But J for JOINT is what I thought you meant aswell when I first read the title.
Whoever said what’s with the eyes is a moron, since that’s the only part of her that actually looks pretty great. Now shut up and insult her about her freckles, weight problems, drug problems, weird looking lip and saggy boobs at 19 like every other normal person.
Those meths crystals actually do come out of your skin Lindsay. She looks like a meth lush.
hmm. if she is really with jared leto i might have to cry. well at least its not Jake.
Call me when she has tits again.
I’m surprised no one has yet to comment on the absurd fact that Jared Leto is still getting A-List (Ok, maybe B-list) celeb girlfriends. IMHU, he’s as much of a loser as K-Fed. What’s with his appeal?
do you know what he looks like? i think that might have something to do with his appeal
You know…after all her throwing up, snorting crack, acting like a whore, she does look Erecterrific!!
She looks like Rose McGowan’s ugly older sister.