Lindsay Lohan loves ‘J’


Lindsay Lohan was spotted at Olympus Fashion Week wearing a gold ‘J’ around her neck, either because she loves Jared Leto or loves jelly beans. I’m going with Jared Leto though, because I didn’t find any traces of food when I inspected her poo. Now that I think about it, I didn’t find any traces of poo either. It was more like a poo-shaped slab of cocaine glued together with laxatives. Go figure.