
Lindsay Lohan was spotted at Olympus Fashion Week wearing a gold ‘J’ around her neck, either because she loves Jared Leto or loves jelly beans. I’m going with Jared Leto though, because I didn’t find any traces of food when I inspected her poo. Now that I think about it, I didn’t find any traces of poo either. It was more like a poo-shaped slab of cocaine glued together with laxatives. Go figure.























senin | February 6, 2006 at 8:27 am
How can a 19 year old need a breast lift? She better get on that before they go any further south.
Drew | February 6, 2006 at 8:46 am
I can’t believe how fast she has fallen. She was extremely attractive in “Mean Girls” and I think most people prefered when she had breasts and an actual body instead of just bones. Someone needs to start shoving food down her throat and get her back up in weight pronto.
Drew | February 6, 2006 at 8:46 am
I can’t believe how fast she has fallen. She was extremely attractive in “Mean Girls” and I think most people prefered when she had breasts and an actual body instead of just bones. Someone needs to start shoving food down her throat and get her back up in weight pronto.
pookiedoo | February 6, 2006 at 8:48 am
Maybe she’s dyslexic too, and thought it was an ‘L’?
Tracie | February 6, 2006 at 8:57 am
Yes, I can see her right now saying, “Omigod! It was SO an ‘L’ when I looked in the mirror!”
Gross hair, sick body, cunty attitude, accident and hospitalization prone. My bet is on Lindsay for the next young celebrity death in Hollywood.
wunderfulpixi | February 6, 2006 at 9:29 am
Look Ma, a crack whore!
ashleigh Nankivell | February 6, 2006 at 9:34 am
what’s up with the eyes…
julema | February 6, 2006 at 9:46 am
Shes just 19 and she had implants, and now collagen
shes a crazy ugly young woman…
too thin, too much freakles, too much surgery, too much smokes, too much drug, too much party, too much everywhere!!!
She’s lost, she don’t know who she is…
take a break lindsay
give us a break
PinkRose | February 6, 2006 at 9:48 am
Silly guys.
The “J” doesn’t stand for Jared. I stands for “joke”.
MystressJade | February 6, 2006 at 9:52 am
“J” stands for “Jack off right here”.
Justin Cider | February 6, 2006 at 9:56 am
I thought she was dating Sean Ono Lennon now.. At least that’s what I read somewhere, I think the NY Post…
Maybe the “J” stands for John, John Lennon, or maybe it stands for “Joint”….
ElFurbe | February 6, 2006 at 10:21 am
Well, she looks better there than she’s looked in a while, even if she hasn’t returned to her former glory.
Bring back the scarlet locks!
Aimtrue | February 6, 2006 at 10:23 am
I hate to say it but it looks like she has gained a little weight back. Not much, but her face is more filled out and her chest is filling in a bit too. Yes the curvey version was better, but how many guys get bored with their women. With Lindsey you can have a new body every 6-12 months and not be cheating on her.
chewgees | February 6, 2006 at 10:25 am
It looks like she’s going for the “Lara Flynn Boyle I’m ready to pass out from food depravation” look. Good job Lindsay – keep up the good work!
rachel | February 6, 2006 at 10:32 am
How did this girl get so freaking famous? I’ve never even seen any of her movies cuz they all look like they suck ass. She’s not pretty at all…in fact, she’s below average looking and the freckles are just yucky.
oh_phunk | February 6, 2006 at 10:45 am
I actually think she’s looking a little better. She still needs to gain some weight though. And her hair is still really ugly. Its always ugly. How many more times is she gonna have to dye it before she finds a color that isn’t completely hideous? Seriously. Its getting ridiculous.
But yeah. She’s only 19. She can still redeem herself. I hope she keeps getting better. Shes a great actress who has a lot going for her. All she needs to do is fire her stylist and keep her fingers out of her throat and she’ll be all set.
illflux | February 6, 2006 at 10:54 am
Deee-zam, she’s gross lookin’!!!!
ESQ | February 6, 2006 at 11:28 am
The “J” stands for jit stains here. What a ‘tard she is, next up the Lindsey Lohan sex tape!
Peppermint | February 6, 2006 at 11:33 am
I think the photo is reversed. That would explain the “J.”
Demi-Moore | February 6, 2006 at 11:36 am
She’s a zombie bride, the ‘J’ stands for Jack Skeleton.
But eugh! Someone needs to give that girl a cookie, I wouldn’t want to bump into her on a dark night. Hell, I wouldn’t want to bump into her in broad daylight.
LaydeeBug | February 6, 2006 at 11:44 am
I hate her hair that color. She has such a gorgeous shade of red hair and now it’s all f**ked up. She’s one of those typical girls who wear their boyfriends name on their bodies. I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s got it tattooed somewhere. I was just liking her when she started to plateau and go south. What a shame…
Sweet_cheeks | February 6, 2006 at 11:49 am
“quote”: How can a 19 year old need a breast lift? She better get on that before they go any further south. “end quote”
the needs a breast lift because her tits are stretched out from the enormous implants she had, plus she lost all the fat tissue in her ta-tas, so they say like a bag of sand.
maybe all the anorexics will get so skinny one day that they willl completely disappear, that way we’ll never have to read or look at them again. it’s only a matter of time.
HollyJ | February 6, 2006 at 11:52 am
even her HAIR looks lackluster and starved
HollyJ | February 6, 2006 at 11:52 am
even her HAIR looks lackluster and starved
mags | February 6, 2006 at 12:22 pm
Most fair-skinned redheads know that hours in the sun = entirely freckled body. And no tan till they blend together.
Ick.
BOOTSY COLLINS | February 6, 2006 at 12:25 pm
mayby she needs to love FOOD!!! that bitch needs a cheesburger…
oh yeah baby | February 6, 2006 at 12:56 pm
And her makeup looks like shit. A 13 year old would have done her eyes like that. Time to get a new artist…
nichole | February 6, 2006 at 1:12 pm
AHHHHHH. She used to be so cool, now she’s just like every other stupid mother fucker. She needs to gain some effin weight and let that NASTY hair color grow out to reveal the beautiful red beneath.
AND STOP SINGING AND JUST MAKE SOME MORE FUNNY MOVIES LIKE MEAN GIRLS… Well, never mind, she could have been replaced with anyone and it would have still been just as good…. :p
little_miss_perfect | February 6, 2006 at 1:15 pm
I’ll presume that this means she is not doing Leonardo DiCaprio.
little_miss_perfect | February 6, 2006 at 1:15 pm
or Bryan Adams, for that matter.
Chris'sMom | February 6, 2006 at 1:47 pm
Has anyone else noticed that she is looking more leathery in the face in every new photo? Someone give that girl a joint, she would at least get the munchies and eat something…maybe ‘J’.
vanityunfair | February 6, 2006 at 1:57 pm
maybe the J is for Joaquin??? BUT IT BETTER NOT BE!!!!
little_miss_perfect | February 6, 2006 at 1:59 pm
If it stood for Joaquin there would be a giant “W” around her neck. Because, you see, Lindsay isn’t smart enough to know that Joaquin starts with a “J” and not a “W”.
xAgonyxScenex | February 6, 2006 at 2:03 pm
And we should care about this article because? I mean seriously…who gives a fuck.
On a side note. I don’t find this girl attractive at all.
Leonie | February 6, 2006 at 3:08 pm
Looks like Christina Aguilera’s hair extension maker got passed on to Miss Lohan here. Or is that Miss Leto?
i love james franco | February 6, 2006 at 4:47 pm
i think the “j” she is wearing looks like the logo for juicy couture
Miss Skyline | February 6, 2006 at 4:47 pm
She has the most hideous upper lip I’ve ever seen on anyone!
i love james franco | February 6, 2006 at 4:48 pm
i think the “j” she is wearing looks like the logo for juicy couture
escapevelocity | February 6, 2006 at 5:25 pm
hmm… her boobs look a little floppy. reminds me of the drew barrymore skit last week on SNL.
GAH-dy | February 6, 2006 at 5:56 pm
She looks like a 13 year old boy with too much make-up.
derekd | February 6, 2006 at 6:40 pm
What a goofy lookin’ bitch! How anyone could be attracted to her is beyond me. I would still trow her a bone dough! OH!!! RIGHT INTO DA TERD INPUT! BADABING!
DannyJames | February 6, 2006 at 6:43 pm
what the fuck happend to her? anyone remember how incredibly smokin’ hot she was in mean girls? and now we have THIS. This washed out bad dye job skinny ass coke whore who crashes her shit and is in the hospital every other weekend. I just hope that one day her skin explodes and an alien pops out, and this has all been an imposter Lohan, with Lindsay tied up in a suit case or something.
hermanita | February 6, 2006 at 6:53 pm
How can you even see the J? It looks more like a huge cancerous freckle (if that exists). But J for JOINT is what I thought you meant aswell when I first read the title.
Whoever said what’s with the eyes is a moron, since that’s the only part of her that actually looks pretty great. Now shut up and insult her about her freckles, weight problems, drug problems, weird looking lip and saggy boobs at 19 like every other normal person.
Shaun | February 6, 2006 at 7:17 pm
Those meths crystals actually do come out of your skin Lindsay. She looks like a meth lush.
bca2935 | February 6, 2006 at 8:39 pm
hmm. if she is really with jared leto i might have to cry. well at least its not Jake.
Rocknrope | February 6, 2006 at 8:59 pm
Call me when she has tits again.
CuriousKitten | February 6, 2006 at 9:16 pm
I’m surprised no one has yet to comment on the absurd fact that Jared Leto is still getting A-List (Ok, maybe B-list) celeb girlfriends. IMHU, he’s as much of a loser as K-Fed. What’s with his appeal?
becca11 | February 6, 2006 at 10:09 pm
do you know what he looks like? i think that might have something to do with his appeal
hafaball | February 6, 2006 at 10:53 pm
You know…after all her throwing up, snorting crack, acting like a whore, she does look Erecterrific!!
I'm in the nude for love scoo ba di booo salami | February 6, 2006 at 10:54 pm
She looks like Rose McGowan’s ugly older sister.