Lindsay Lohan loved by black guys

According to Lindsay Lohan, black rappers love her, which is to be expected because I’m a racist and I love associating black rappers with hoes. Actually, I just love associating Lindsay Lohan with hoes, but if you can insult an entire community, why not?

Black guys love me – Damon Dash, P Diddy. 50 called my agent for my number. He said he was watching Mean Girls and loved it. I was freaking out! The first thing I thought was, ‘Where’s Eminem?’ I’m in love with him!

$10 says that if given the chance, Eminem would do things to Lindsay Lohan that would make her never ever be in love with him ever again. I’m talking dirty things, here. The kinds of things only rappers and male teenagers think about.