Lindsay Lohan loses her diary

Lindsay Lohan reportedly lost her diary recently after a night out drinking. And although she recovered it later, a few pages containing info about her love life and family appear to be missing. Now her reps have sent out letters to a bunch of magazines warning that legal action will be taken if any information from the missing pages is published.

Unfortunate, because I’m sure we were all wetting ourselves with anticipation to read entries like: “Dear Diary, today I made out with Fez! LOL OMG!!! And then I threw up in the toilet! LOL!!! Eating is for loser fatties!”