Looks like somebody found Lindsay Lohan’s lost driver’s license and American Express Centurion Card (Black Card). I don’t care much for the license, but somebody get me that friggin card. I doubt I could afford the $2,500 annual rate, but the privilege of owning one would be well worth giving up eating. Plus I hear that when you flash the Black Card around, poor people actually vanish. It’s like the card can magically sense when people worth less than $10 million are around and physically destroy them. Man, if that card number wasn’t blurred out I would so buy myself an island on eBay.
*UPDATE: A reader sent in a version of the scan without the card number blurred out. I’d put it up, except I’d prefer to keep all the illegal online shopping to myself. eBay island here I come! Oh, and there’s the whole not being a complete asshole on the internet by putting up other people’s private information thing.
For some reason, the Austrian billionaire Richard Lugner Lohan wanted to accompany him to Vienna Ball night. He was willing to pay $ 150, 000 to use a nice dress, laughing at his jokes and keep his mouth shut.