Lindsay Lohan looks unfamiliar

Ha ha…those troops look THRILLED to be standing next to her. Thank god she never made it over to Iraq, we may have lost the war for real.

IT’S WEDNESDAY ADAMS!!!!!!

It’s fucked up. There isn’t a lot of difference between Hollywood trash and white, redneck trash, except a lot more money floatin’ around. Lindsay is a massive alcoholic now. You can see it in her face, and how bloated it is. Alcohol makes you retain water, and it shows up in the face especially. She’s destroying herself, and all the plastic surgery in the world won’t help it.

Them swollen lips is mighty shiny. C’mon Lindsay, what you got drying on ‘em?

Hmmmmmm?

in the very first picture, it looks like ashleey, britney and lindsay all rolled into one fucked up person

The soldiers looks so freaked out, and they are the ones holding the guns.

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She looks like she got collagen in her lips.

Great! Now I’m going to have nightmares of Hohan hiding in my closet, waiting to suck my blood.

Er…dude…she looks really ill, like she just took some speed and a few beers. Although I’m quite sure she just hides that in her teddy bear like paris hilton, her outfit looks scary..alittle too ‘goth’ for my taste…even though not all goths wear black =D

Second pic from the top where she looks all coked-up (Albeit, I realize she emanates with coki-ness in all of her pics), I thought for a second I was looking at a wax statue of the bitch.

Is “coki-ness” even a word? Ah, fuck it, it makes sense

the hair is pretty, i can’t believe that she hasn’t straightened it before. i am more focused on what she is where. what is going on with that puffy jacket? and if i saw k-fed walked past me, i would not go in for a hug. seriously. what are the military guys doing, they don’t look happy to be posing with the douch bag. she needs to stop trying so hard, it’s pathetic.

Earl’s t-shirt should read:

Playing With FireCrotch

Give him an curly mop and some big glasses and he’d look like David Koresh.

Did anyone notice the freckles on her lips? She couldn’t even come close to Demi Moore no matter how hard she tries. There is probably around a 20 year difference between the two of them and Demi looks like the younger one. Maybe the date on K-fag’s shirt is the end of the world since that’s when his CD is coming out.

Maybe this is why Rumer Willis is following her around like a lost puppy…she thinks it’s her mother!

The last pic is hilarious! Usually soldiers look all happy and horny posing next to a Hollywood Starlet, think Pamela Anderson, etc. They look annoyed, bored and not the slightest bit turned on whatsoever!

By the way, my very hot younger sis worked at an upscale St.Paul restaurant last year as a Hostess and Lindsay Lohan and Crew came in while filming “Prairie Home Companion” out here. She was smoking, drinking and chatting with all the girls that worked there, exchanging fashion tips, eyeballing the guys there etc. And that fucking Woody Harelson was allover her all night long whispering to her, licking her ear, etc. My sis got the impression that she was gonna let him bang her. Funny huh?!

ha…freckles on her lips.

With respect to our armed forces, the “XBox Gears of War” play boys, suited up for the event are not real soldiers. The fuzzy chin ball rest is a give away as are the plastic toy weapons.

Christ, I play some FPS games every once in awhile but how fucked up do you have to be to dress up and then pose with such a douche/ho/scum bag as “I’ve got freckles on my lips” Blohag. And I’m sure she thought she was posing with real men, not a coupla dorx.

Show a shot of her Fire Crotch and we’d recognize her immediately.

Hey it’s Demi Whore. I’m so on today — must be the Allegra D.

Save Hedonistica!

The lack of updates calls for a joke:

Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says,”Where in the hell have you been?”Larry replies, “I was out getting a tattoo.” “A tattoo?” she frowned. “What kind of tattoo did you get?”

“I got a hundred dollar bill on my cock,” he said proudly.What the hell were you thinking?” she said, shaking her head in disdain…

“Why on earth would a CPA get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his johnson?” “One, I like to watch my money grow.”Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. “Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

“Four, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at
home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.”

Please folks stop applauding… you’re embarassing me.. no really, thanks…

maybe demi looks younger than lindsey cause shes had mass amounts of plastic surgury! im sure lindsey will catch up on that one over the next few years…

While theSuperficial is up there still asleep in his ivory tower, looking down and laughing at all of our misfortunes, why not visit Yeeeah!?

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Five new posts!!!

She stole someone else’s face and put a wig on.

those lips fo sho’ ain’t plumpy from a needle…too much bj-ing it have plumped em up…girl needs to slow down on the bobbing up and down…

I actually like her lips like that! It usually looks like shit, but here I think it is an improvement. You KNOW Britney is gonna be pissed seeing that pic of Linds with HER Earl. Can’t you picture Earl sidling up to her “YO. Word, Linds, I’m finna go and put my white-ass whack cock in your bitch ass ho’ Fuck dat Britney bitch she don’t let me slam her ass- She always busy wit dem kids and shit. She wreckin my game!” Wow, I am sooo good, I could write his wigger raps.

Love, PrettyClownin’Baby

she does look hot though..gothic sorta

sorry to admit it, but I think she looks much prettier this way

she’s still a dirty whore, but at least the ‘package’ has improved

LOL@The Cult references

Fire Woman or Fire Crotch?

Is that really her….I need to wash my eyes, restart my computer and check again.

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I’m a skank-whore, coke-head (and now opium apparently) strung out bitch. I love me.

It sort of looks like she got collegan injections or something. That and she’s now visiting Demi Moore’s hairdresser.

Jade
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It sort of looks like she got collegan injections or something. That and she’s now visiting Demi Moore’s hairdresser.

Jade
The Gossip Girls
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net

I hope she had her shots updated, after being that close to K-Fed…

so we made it out thru the other side ? : ))

Her mother, her stylist and her makeup artist should be put in jail for letting her go out in public the way she does.

yes babe

class is discrete

if you want to be in the news everynight
whynot have a news channel, giving small “live” and

maybe eve live

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you know what – we just gotta stop covering lindsay lohan….let her fade away