Lindsay Lohan leaves rehab, looks super refreshed

February 20th, 2007 // 102 Comments

Lindsay Lohan left rehab last Friday after a 30-day stay at Los Angeles’ Wonderland Center and to celebrate she spent the weekend clubbing. On the Friday she got out she was out until 4am at Winston’s and then on Saturday she was out partying at Teddy’s. And from the looks of it rehab really worked wonders for her. I haven’t seen such a fresh looking face since that 80-year-old chain smoker I found lying half-asleep in the gutter.



  1. serial snarkalec

    Except for the bruise over her eye from her pimp. First!

  2. summerbaby73

    ugh ……… real nice. It’s good to see she was able get the help that she needed.

  3. sk8trgurl69

    when is she going to get HIV?

    …i’m serious.

  4. Sho'Nuff


  5. Sho'Nuff

    Isn’t that the lady from Something About Mary… Magda is it?

  6. Stace

    It’s nice to see her taking rehab so seriously….I mean who doesn’t need a break from all that hard work for a few shots of tequila and a couple of red bulls.

  7. ponk

    can she just die already? if she does it soon we could even push it to the back pages while the ANS debacle rages on.

  8. tits_on_snack

    She looks like one of those big crumbs that fall out when you turn your toaster upsidedown.

  9. Do Freebird

    No way is the beautious Lindsay back to boozing it up. You need to be on meth, 2 packs of Camel unfiltered a day, along with a fifth of bourbon to look that hot.

    BTW, since Lohan is so fashion conscious, shouldn’t she also be shaving her head right about now?

  10. bedbugsandballyhoo

    UM, if I ever became a junkie/alcoholic, I believe this picture would make me NOT want to go to rehab. She looks more strung out then when she went in…and that’s saying something. She looks like she has a severe case of jaundice.

  11. siliconsaint69

    god damn, the world would be a much better place without all these white trash celebrity fuckups.

    but then again, what would we talk about if they didn’t exist?

  12. veggi

    I like tater tots

  13. Damn, she looks hot, yo.

  14. Anglophile

    Can’t help observing that LL is a dozen years younger than Tara Reid.

  15. Superevil

    Her face reminds me of my old baseball glove growing up.

  16. TaiTai

    Yes but did she shave her head? I think not. So Britney still wins. C’mon Lindsay, let’s see you top the scary clown and the bald puker. Do something already!

  17. mrs.t

    Damn, Orangina. Wash your fucking face already. Take the lesson from the late KennyKenny-if you never wash it and just keep piling on more makeup before you go out every night, you will die.

    Or maybe it was the AIDS. Either way.

  18. lohanhasthebestcokeinCA


  19. Tuesday

    She picked the wrong time to drop out. To get attention now she needs to top a shaved head stoned clown undergoing postmortem decomposition. She’ll need to take it up a notch and give a butt flash where Paris’ head is popping out of her bunghole in a silent scream.

  20. veggi

    stop eating carrots!

  21. outrageous.opinion

    clubbing the weekend you get out of rehab?

    Everything is just a messed up joke with these little starlet twits.

  22. biatcho

    Gotta love group therapy in rehab – now Lindsay knows where to buy the really good stuff.



    I still can’t fucking believe that. She looks older than dirt. She is what, like 15 year younger than Charlize Theron and CT looks about 20 years younger than her.

  24. karifarrell

    Jesus Christ, what the fuck did they DO to her in there?!?
    Is that some kind of new therapy for addicts? Get em off drugs, but replace with tanning? I can see why she went clubbing- to try to forget how ridiculous she looks.

  25. lovescontroversy1

    she probably left because she realized her sudden “addiction” and “recovery” ploy was g-rated compared to the shit we’ve witnessed in hollywood over the last 30 days. i’m wagering she’ll re-enter rehab when the ANS and BS hype calms down. i mean you can’t compete with a dead broad and a sex change…

    furthurmore, LL does NOT have a problem with alcohol. definitely not one that requires rehab. what she needs is a slap in the mouth from an adult who gives a damn about her… certainly not her whore of a mother or her incarciarated father. die already lohan.

  26. Clete

    That is refreshed? Looks like she did time in the big house and was abused by her fellow inmates. Yikes! I give her to the weekend to be photographed at a club with a drink in one paw and a cigarette in the other paw. Why aren’t these clubs being fined for serving minors?

  27. misanthrope

    Wow, fresh as a daisy.

    Not a good promo for Wonderland Center.

  28. katzie

    # 17 maybe she’ll take after britney .. when everyone was saying goddamn just wash ur hair! and then she shaved it off. maybe lindsay will just shave her face off.. she might look better

  29. veggi


  30. karifarrell

    # 25 AMEN!!!
    Heh heh….Britney Spears is BS

  31. woodhorse

    The HELL that poor child must have gone through waiting out those last days until she could go get stoned again.

  32. XdrowningdestinyX

    Why do we even give a freaking crap about her…she is fugly!!! she looks like a frog..why are ppl obsessed with her?

    britney spears is a goddess compared to her, which isn’t much to say!

  33. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW… she looks like she’s flaky… and not in her usual sense…


  34. veggi

    @32. You’re right. She has the body of a god… buda.

  35. jrzmommy

    Not to be outdone by Anna Nicole Smith, Lindsay has put herself on the fast track to oblivion.

  36. RichPort

    Rehab, like all of psychiatry and psychology, is based on psuedoscience. She will be cured of her drug demons only when she accepts Our Lord Jesus Christ as her personal Savior.

  37. lustpockets

    Cocaine’s a helluva drug

  38. RichPort

    If she wasn’t in Hollywood her teeth would match her face.

  39. MrSemprini

    You know its a messed up world when Tara Reid looks normal.

  40. BarbadoSlim

    Last stop in the road to ultimate rehab:

    L.A. County Morgue

    HO YEAH!

  41. This reminds me…has anyone seen a post from Danielle, lately? I was hoping to catch up to her for calling me a prick.

  42. LL

    Man, that is fugly… white bitches, stop tanning and/or using the fake bake. It looks like shit.

  43. PatreeseD

    I’m almost 20 and I’ve never gotten drunk, done drugs OR been to rehab. Damn you Lindsay for making me feel so lazy!

    I want to be like just like her. What do I start with first? The Ompa Lompa self tanning cream?

  44. misanthrope

    Let’s hear it for the upcoming overcompensation!

  45. KirBir

    Um…ew. I am 20 and am starting to feel really stable right about now. Look how greasy she is.

  46. veggi

    Richport, you are so going to hell :)

  47. RichPort

    #46 – Now which RicPort do you mean? Me, or the dickhead that likes to post as me after sacrificing yet another gerbil to his exit hole? Please be more specific.

  48. polypam

    I think when referring to rehab in regards to Lindsay, one must always use quotations marks (as in “rehab”) and air quotes are acceptable in verbal conversation. However, when calling her a cokehead crispy burnt up whore, quotation marks needn’t be applied.

  49. polypam

    Oh, and to #8:

    Nice one. I just fell out of my chair :)

  50. wedgeone

    #14 – Good observation – Tara is 31 and looks 51. LiLo is 20 and looks 60! WTFF?!?

    #34 – Budda (or Bhudda – both seem to be common spellings nowadays) … but you got your point across. LOL.

    #43 – That’s “Oompa Loompa”. And not nearly as funny as #34.

    dammit … Wally spoke to Edna and taught her how to troll. Thanks to #36, this site is on its last leg now. Please p0nk, PrettyBaby and jrz – help save this blog from utter catastrophe!

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