Lindsay Lohan left rehab last Friday after a 30-day stay at Los Angeles’ Wonderland Center and to celebrate she spent the weekend clubbing. On the Friday she got out she was out until 4am at Winston’s and then on Saturday she was out partying at Teddy’s. And from the looks of it rehab really worked wonders for her. I haven’t seen such a fresh looking face since that 80-year-old chain smoker I found lying half-asleep in the gutter.
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serial snarkalec | February 20, 2007 at 8:52 am
Except for the bruise over her eye from her pimp. First!
summerbaby73 | February 20, 2007 at 8:52 am
ugh ……… real nice. It’s good to see she was able get the help that she needed.
sk8trgurl69 | February 20, 2007 at 8:53 am
when is she going to get HIV?
…i’m serious.
Sho'Nuff | February 20, 2007 at 8:53 am
Third?
Sho'Nuff | February 20, 2007 at 8:54 am
Isn’t that the lady from Something About Mary… Magda is it?
Stace | February 20, 2007 at 9:01 am
It’s nice to see her taking rehab so seriously….I mean who doesn’t need a break from all that hard work for a few shots of tequila and a couple of red bulls.
ponk | February 20, 2007 at 9:01 am
can she just die already? if she does it soon we could even push it to the back pages while the ANS debacle rages on.
tits_on_snack | February 20, 2007 at 9:02 am
She looks like one of those big crumbs that fall out when you turn your toaster upsidedown.
Do Freebird | February 20, 2007 at 9:02 am
No way is the beautious Lindsay back to boozing it up. You need to be on meth, 2 packs of Camel unfiltered a day, along with a fifth of bourbon to look that hot.
BTW, since Lohan is so fashion conscious, shouldn’t she also be shaving her head right about now?
bedbugsandballyhoo | February 20, 2007 at 9:02 am
UM, if I ever became a junkie/alcoholic, I believe this picture would make me NOT want to go to rehab. She looks more strung out then when she went in…and that’s saying something. She looks like she has a severe case of jaundice.
siliconsaint69 | February 20, 2007 at 9:04 am
god damn, the world would be a much better place without all these white trash celebrity fuckups.
but then again, what would we talk about if they didn’t exist?
veggi | February 20, 2007 at 9:08 am
I like tater tots
DrunkBlogger | February 20, 2007 at 9:09 am
Damn, she looks hot, yo.
Anglophile | February 20, 2007 at 9:11 am
Can’t help observing that LL is a dozen years younger than Tara Reid.
Superevil | February 20, 2007 at 9:12 am
Her face reminds me of my old baseball glove growing up.
TaiTai | February 20, 2007 at 9:16 am
Yes but did she shave her head? I think not. So Britney still wins. C’mon Lindsay, let’s see you top the scary clown and the bald puker. Do something already!
mrs.t | February 20, 2007 at 9:17 am
Damn, Orangina. Wash your fucking face already. Take the lesson from the late KennyKenny-if you never wash it and just keep piling on more makeup before you go out every night, you will die.
Or maybe it was the AIDS. Either way.
lohanhasthebestcokeinCA | February 20, 2007 at 9:18 am
COCAINE.
Tuesday | February 20, 2007 at 9:20 am
She picked the wrong time to drop out. To get attention now she needs to top a shaved head stoned clown undergoing postmortem decomposition. She’ll need to take it up a notch and give a butt flash where Paris’ head is popping out of her bunghole in a silent scream.
veggi | February 20, 2007 at 9:20 am
stop eating carrots!
outrageous.opinion | February 20, 2007 at 9:24 am
clubbing the weekend you get out of rehab?
Everything is just a messed up joke with these little starlet twits.
biatcho | February 20, 2007 at 9:26 am
Gotta love group therapy in rehab – now Lindsay knows where to buy the really good stuff.
Spindoc | February 20, 2007 at 9:29 am
OK EVERYBODY, NOW…..SAY IT WITH ME.
SHE IS ONLY 20 YEARS OLD!
I still can’t fucking believe that. She looks older than dirt. She is what, like 15 year younger than Charlize Theron and CT looks about 20 years younger than her.
karifarrell | February 20, 2007 at 9:32 am
Jesus Christ, what the fuck did they DO to her in there?!?
Is that some kind of new therapy for addicts? Get em off drugs, but replace with tanning? I can see why she went clubbing- to try to forget how ridiculous she looks.
lovescontroversy1 | February 20, 2007 at 9:34 am
she probably left because she realized her sudden “addiction” and “recovery” ploy was g-rated compared to the shit we’ve witnessed in hollywood over the last 30 days. i’m wagering she’ll re-enter rehab when the ANS and BS hype calms down. i mean you can’t compete with a dead broad and a sex change…
furthurmore, LL does NOT have a problem with alcohol. definitely not one that requires rehab. what she needs is a slap in the mouth from an adult who gives a damn about her… certainly not her whore of a mother or her incarciarated father. die already lohan.
Clete | February 20, 2007 at 9:38 am
That is refreshed? Looks like she did time in the big house and was abused by her fellow inmates. Yikes! I give her to the weekend to be photographed at a club with a drink in one paw and a cigarette in the other paw. Why aren’t these clubs being fined for serving minors?
misanthrope | February 20, 2007 at 9:38 am
Wow, fresh as a daisy.
Not a good promo for Wonderland Center.
katzie | February 20, 2007 at 9:38 am
# 17 maybe she’ll take after britney .. when everyone was saying goddamn just wash ur hair! and then she shaved it off. maybe lindsay will just shave her face off.. she might look better
veggi | February 20, 2007 at 9:39 am
clubbing????
people?
seals?
karifarrell | February 20, 2007 at 9:40 am
# 25 AMEN!!!
Heh heh….Britney Spears is BS
woodhorse | February 20, 2007 at 9:44 am
The HELL that poor child must have gone through waiting out those last days until she could go get stoned again.
XdrowningdestinyX | February 20, 2007 at 9:44 am
Why do we even give a freaking crap about her…she is fugly!!! she looks like a frog..why are ppl obsessed with her?
britney spears is a goddess compared to her, which isn’t much to say!
JessicaCha | February 20, 2007 at 9:45 am
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW… she looks like she’s flaky… and not in her usual sense…
-jess
veggi | February 20, 2007 at 9:45 am
@32. You’re right. She has the body of a god… buda.
jrzmommy | February 20, 2007 at 9:48 am
Not to be outdone by Anna Nicole Smith, Lindsay has put herself on the fast track to oblivion.
RichPort | February 20, 2007 at 9:49 am
Rehab, like all of psychiatry and psychology, is based on psuedoscience. She will be cured of her drug demons only when she accepts Our Lord Jesus Christ as her personal Savior.
lustpockets | February 20, 2007 at 9:59 am
Cocaine’s a helluva drug
RichPort | February 20, 2007 at 9:59 am
If she wasn’t in Hollywood her teeth would match her face.
MrSemprini | February 20, 2007 at 10:03 am
You know its a messed up world when Tara Reid looks normal.
BarbadoSlim | February 20, 2007 at 10:04 am
Last stop in the road to ultimate rehab:
L.A. County Morgue
HO YEAH!
Alex | February 20, 2007 at 10:09 am
This reminds me…has anyone seen a post from Danielle, lately? I was hoping to catch up to her for calling me a prick.
LL | February 20, 2007 at 10:10 am
Man, that is fugly… white bitches, stop tanning and/or using the fake bake. It looks like shit.
PatreeseD | February 20, 2007 at 10:14 am
I’m almost 20 and I’ve never gotten drunk, done drugs OR been to rehab. Damn you Lindsay for making me feel so lazy!
I want to be like just like her. What do I start with first? The Ompa Lompa self tanning cream?
misanthrope | February 20, 2007 at 10:17 am
Let’s hear it for the upcoming overcompensation!
KirBir | February 20, 2007 at 10:21 am
Um…ew. I am 20 and am starting to feel really stable right about now. Look how greasy she is.
veggi | February 20, 2007 at 10:24 am
Richport, you are so going to hell :)
RichPort | February 20, 2007 at 10:34 am
#46 – Now which RicPort do you mean? Me, or the dickhead that likes to post as me after sacrificing yet another gerbil to his exit hole? Please be more specific.
polypam | February 20, 2007 at 10:38 am
I think when referring to rehab in regards to Lindsay, one must always use quotations marks (as in “rehab”) and air quotes are acceptable in verbal conversation. However, when calling her a cokehead crispy burnt up whore, quotation marks needn’t be applied.
polypam | February 20, 2007 at 10:39 am
Oh, and to #8:
Nice one. I just fell out of my chair :)
wedgeone | February 20, 2007 at 10:40 am
#14 – Good observation – Tara is 31 and looks 51. LiLo is 20 and looks 60! WTFF?!?
#34 – Budda (or Bhudda – both seem to be common spellings nowadays) … but you got your point across. LOL.
#43 – That’s “Oompa Loompa”. And not nearly as funny as #34.
dammit … Wally spoke to Edna and taught her how to troll. Thanks to #36, this site is on its last leg now. Please p0nk, PrettyBaby and jrz – help save this blog from utter catastrophe!