Lindsay Lohan lives in her bikini

@48. (Clapping)

@49. Old Age really does produce brain cell loss. You’re a prime example.

Hallucinations are not good for the soul…that’s if you have one. Probably not.

What the fuck is a RichPort?

I would speak to you in trailertrash slang but I’m afraid that it would fog up my computer screen.

Please don’t be coy with me missy… you know RichPort is your DIAB.

manielle just gave me the clap.

Okay..I’ll give in and question the beast.

What is DIAB. (snore)

@54. If we were to survive on your humor…we’d all be dead.

#55 – promise?

#55 – it’s called Google… say it with me GOOOOOO-GULLLL.

And you were a garbage can, you’d be a recycling bin.

….and again…..

Posted by danielle on August 29, 2006 1:48 PM
#252. I’m not a racist. In fact, I take everything back that I ever said. You’re right, I shouldn’t talk about other people that I don’t even know. It’s just that I’ve experienced one too many acts of racism in my day and I just simply came on here to vent out some of my frustration.
Truth is, I do like caucasians and other races. I think that all races have an impact on the world and contribute as well.
I didn’t mean to cause any of you all any harm. You all are probably really good people who make wise choices and are going far in life.
The truth is: I go to a university..but it’s not Howard. I only said that because my sister goes there and I look up to her because she busts a 4.0 each semester.
I do go to a university though, no it’s not a community college. It is a good upstanding small campus university with alumni that have been recognized for thier achievements throughout the years.
I live in DC, NE to be exact. I am of a middle-class standing, and I like it that way. I live nowhere near Barry Farms..as someone pointed out earlier. In fact, this past weekend, me and my cousins were actually dared to go to that part of town,..but we chickened out.
I am a normal 19 year old, about to celebrate her 20th birthday in 3 months and I DO sincerely apologize for any hurtful things that I have said. Especially to you biatcho..I know that if I lost my father the way that you did, I wouldn’t want anyone to make a joke out of it.
Please do except my apology, I am truly sorry.

Posted by danielle on August 30, 2006 8:59 AM
ugh, no. how did you know that i went to trinity

# 20 JENPEACE420…

I feel sorry for you. You are one of those people that actually thinks you have a connection with whichever celebrity you are obsessed with. Don’t try to deny it, I know that in your head, you are hoping that Lindsey or one of her “people” read this, sees your impassioned defense of her and will track you down so you two can be best friends forever. I would mock you, but I’m actually saddened by your delusional self-mindfuck. Lindsey would rather toss out her Valtrex for a week than be friends with you. I on the other hand would forego eating for a week to avoid being friends with her, I have a thing against catching STD’s that they don’t even have a name for yet.

So go back to your bedroom and keep staring at your wall full of pictures of Lohan, keep sending the occaisional care package to her and maybe one day, when she is earning money as a fluffer for Vivid Video she’ll stop by your house and ask you for some rolling papers and $20.00.

Good Luck!

Wow Jrz, that hangs over her had like that mirror in my bedroom… I wonder if her socks let out an audible scream every time she stuffs her pudgy, taloned feet in them?

(yawn)

“Also happy to see her boobs have returned. Very nice.”
I will pass this along to my father, Lindsay’s plastic surgeon.

See! I told you all she don’t go to no college.

I’m sorry but #32 waas hilarious
Hi DanYELL how are ya girl?? How come you never jump all over the trolls around here??

jesus christ – can’t we all just get off making witty and shitty comments on the celebs, instead of going on of some “hullabaloo” with each other over neighborhoods, colleges, and ghettoooooo-slang? GAH! WHO CARES ABOUT DC? I DO NOT!

That being said: two words: FLABBY ASS.

Oh, and “jazzercise” comes to mind for some reason… dunno.

When she’s forty, she’ll look like the barfly she really is. If she makes it that far.

65–we do both when Sasquatch is about. but it’s okay to rip into DanYELL, she likes it. really. give it a try…

Hey Pretty Baby!

I know! It’s TOO exhausting.

@65. I try to do this time and time again but #66 and his clones won’t leave well enough alone.

I guess the mentally disabled need someone to look up to..other than than their crackwhore mothers. *Shrugs*

Wow, look at her belly button in the 2nd pic, it’d almost touching her breasts!

jesus christ – can’t we all just get off making witty and shitty comments on the celebs, instead of going on of some “hullabaloo” with each other over neighborhoods, colleges, and ghettoooooo-slang? GAH! WHO CARES ABOUT DC? I DO NOT!

That being said: two words: FLABBY ASS.

Oh, and “jazzercise” comes to mind for some reason… dunno.

When she’s forty, she’ll look like the barfly she really is. If she makes it that far.

woo-hoo- that belly-button be up high on that bitch.

And again, I make the statement, if drugs, a car wreck, or a jealous ex-lover don’t take her out soon, it’s gonna be some type of cancer. That blackberry is practically attached to her 24/7…INDACLUB in da pool in da bed… in da loo.

I wonder if her belly button is the unholy gateway to an awful dimensionw where it’s all bad shoes, mattresses with no sheets, and gingers wearing bikinis and roller-skating to Abba… (no offense to Abba fans)…

#67 – Shrugging is not, I REPEAT, is not an effective lice removal technique.

What a beautiful woman!!!! We always talk about her boobs-don’t get me wrong they look so yummy. But her ass looks so so juicy in these pictures! Just looking at these pics makes me drool

Neither is fucking the whole neighborhood….but you did it anyway, so what’s your point?

@20 I call her trash with or without the suits. Let me put it this way, if I took the Hefty bag that’s filling with garbage in my kitchen right now and dress it up in an LV swim suit, is it still smelly rotting garbage?

You bet your annoying screaming ass it is.

On another note: Get with the program fisdoode LIndsay has been hospitalized!!

Who’s the Jew in the background?

she’s like that aging hooker or that fat girl in a club who mistakenly thinks that if they wear skimpy clothes often enough, and delude themselves often nough, then other people will believe that they’re sexy. What an ugly, stupid, irrelevant piece of green-tinted dog shit.

Maybe she’s not having an appendectomy, maybe she’s having the bikini removed from her ass.

Just 2 little things and I’ll be on my way:

1) Her bum looks a bit… odd.
2)At least her body is now all (more or less) the same colour.

#75 – that was uncalled for.

I’d hit it.

For the story, folks, for the story.

You guys all get how ugly and humpbacked this person is, don’t you?

I’d hit it.

After reading everyone’s comments, I just want to say that her ass looks so funny ’cause her, like, scoliosis is forcing her pelvis to rotate forward. She’s actually got a deformity going on here. Just saying.

81: I would too, but only for the money. Or… does she have any money? K-Fed’s after her, isn’t he? She must have money.

What does the tattoo on her back say??

http://www.
1000s of game cheats for PS3, Wii, Xbox360 and PSP

every time she get hospitalized, she appears with a new size breast!!they are fake! and her ass is like paris hilton…
well when youre a whore, you need a big breast!SHes so young and already a plastic surgery addict… shes gonna be awful at her 30!

She is so young… yet looks so out of shape.
Alba is thin, but looks toned and still has a nice bubble ass. Lindsay’s just looks wide and saggy.
I think Lindsay is going to flame out fast, she just has a horrible family and personal life.
Alba has a solid family and personal life, and will be around a lot longer than this poor girl, mark my words. It’s kinda sad… but it’s like watching a car wreck, you can’t turn away.

shes soo prettyy
but hey; nothing like jessica alba ;]

I live in my head, a family of crickets lives up my ass, and I once at a hairball on a dare, …

true story.

Jeez what a fucking scrape this girl has turned out to be…the booze, the drugs and all-night club hopping. This generations so-called younger stars are the Leif Garrett’s and Dana Plato’s of today, except with more money.

she desperately needs attention

geez…why do people hire her for anything anymore?