Lindsay Lohan likes her teeth clean

@147 – He’s NOT a sack of shit and he didn’t con me. I am the one that approached him. I saw what I wanted and I went and got it. Like the bumper sticker at the dollar store. Only WAY better.

I love you, Tranny!

147 – Bitch, I know somebody like it.

mmm i love government cheese sandwiches with lots of yellow mustard. yum!

Ya know, I had a feeling that the coob was back with two more identities.

jrzdaddy, spank me and pull my mustache while you give it to me this time…

@152 – Osh, i thought you were coming to try out at the foxy?

@149

And it’s you and your “wife” that are subjecting yourself to ridicule, or haven’t you noticed?

The coob has reincarnated as the jizz family so that it would get attention, because we were ignoring it. Now let’s just ignore this one too. So sad, so desperate.

This person actually is funny- no way it’s whipanansherrywillow.

150
Or maybe Patches O’Hoolihan.

That guy can play a mean game of dodgeball.

@160
Don’t stick your nose where it doesn’t belong. Then again, that’s almost everywhere for you. Mule.

159

Mmm, that sounds delicious. Do you know how to make that drink?

Jesus. Fucking. Christ. It’s like a hydra.
This place used to be so much fun. I guess it’s still fun, but in a pulling hot shards of glass out of my eye kind of way. I won’t leave, though. That’s what it wants. That would be like letting the terrorists win…or something.

AAAANyhow, that first pic has got to be the funniest pic of Blowhan I have seen in a while. Fucking awesome!

WTF is she eating? They must have giant green leeches on the menu.

It’s Little Edie Beale! I thought she died… oh, wait, it’s Lindsay Lohan.

I’m shocked by how happy Lindsay looks in that first picture. I never would have thought her the type to find fulfillment in picking crud out of her teeth. That seems like more of a Britney Spears trait.

@162
It’s one part stupidity, one part worthlessness, a shot of virginity, and one shot of everyone hoping it will get shot.

every day, in every way Blohan gets a little fuglier.

If the jizz family isn’t the coob, then it seems to have caught coobitis. I agree with papa that, at present, it seems to have a slightly higher IQ than the coob (read: patient zero).

However, I am certain that, as the disease progresses, it will because less and less coherent, and more and more annoying. I say we kill it now and save it needless suffering.

Anyone got some nuclear weapons lying around? We could nuke all of Jersey to make sure we got it, because no one would miss the rest of the state.

My wife may be a fat dirty gutter-slut, but you guys were really mean to her. I have a right to stand up for my spouse, regardless of her obesity and resemblance to Shrek. And BigJim, haven’t you seen those movies where people get nuked, only to come back more fucked up than before? Is that really what you want, New Jersians with nuclear powers? Think before you speak man, think a little about what you’re wishing for.

re #169

he’s right you know…

sean p reads all this shit
and he’s fuckin’
mad as hell
and gonna…

spit the dummy

oh shit, i’m still 6months old
bugger

…but you’d better
…watch out…

Zanna, I don’t “try out” when go to a club – I walk in and I’m hired. Even if I’m going for leisure, the strippers throw money at me. I’m just that sexy.

And… given the strange disappearance of Italian Stallion coinciding with the “coincidental” appearance of this new character, “jrzdaddy”, I can only assume one thing:
jrzdaddy killed Stallion and fed him to his fat ass wife. Being that this is the second time Stallion has left us, we shall mourn for 2 1/2 minutes instead of the previous five. Poor horsey.

The first picture looks more like her trying to be seductive rather than her picking her teeth but…it all goes back to the plain and simple fact of WHO GIVES A “S”.

Celebrities don’t sleep, either.

BTW- Some of you posters have terrible potty mouths. Someone needs to shove a LifeBoy bar down your throats to teach you a lesson in manners. You don’t deserve to post on this site because you contribute nothing but vulgarity and negativity. I’m highly agree with gas_up_the_hrududu when she says “STFU!!!” You make me sick, people.

Oh, go smoke a mcpole you fucking lameass whiner.

174
Way to try to steal the “LifeBoy” bar bit from A Christmas Story. And gas_up_the_hrududu was saying STFU to the jizz-man. And, does that mean if we cuss in acronyms, it’s okay? Because you just did.

What is being “potty mouth”? English and Latvian phrase book tell “pot” is jar and sometimes having vegetables inside. I have a thought English is more likely hard, but Americans are being with great much humor I’m loving your State! Go Red Sox! be not in losing fight with Middle of West team of Twins on this night. And BigJim I loved also much Canada and have learning theme song for people what lives there! Go Hockey!

Eee hee hee, DocRoc, you are sounding like that crazy French Digypoke person.

pinky nip. do YOURself a favor and realize that this little community you have built for yourself on thesuperficial.com is a shitty thing to hold onto. every few days someone has to come around and act like a dick? what, afraid of a little competition? i realize jrzmommy (being from jersey and all) isnt the brightest crayon in the box, but shit, isnt the point of this website to come around and talk some shit once in a while? stop treating it like its your fucking private little fort and grow some balls you whiny baby.

#178 Is more and funny! In Latvian having with “digi poke” meaning backwards sexing intercourse with mouth for organ is like! Ha, ha, ha! Witty for being American style! Statue of Liberty! John Wayne and Gacy, chocolate ice cream and Chevrolay autocars!

@171 – Osh…okay…I KNOW but you know what I mean. Basically when the hell are you getting here?

And do you think JizzDaddy misunderstood what his wife wanted? She asked for a Large Italian so he killed the Stallion? Communication breakdown.

#180 I like America! Fancy schmancy! What a cinch! Go fly a kite! Cat got your tongue! Hill of beans! Betty Boop, what a dish. Betty Grable, nice gams.

Thank You, Doc. Now, Everything is Illuminated. :)

…can you guys
…get your own lives

there is only one
thing that is important
right now

and that is to vote
for the best film ever :)

Greatest movie ever made: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0490668/

Hohan is just getting ready for my patented ol’ Double Fishhook move later tonight back at the Space Spot.
She always smiles like that, too.

…only one thing left to say…

…i believe it was

debbie does dallas
not
lindsay does dallas

so no…
…wise choices

…and in other news
…nominations are already fixed
…but you all know that :)

so… see you then :)

jrzmommy, you are a moron. You are ruining the comment section of this website. Go away. Go take care of your dirty kid. Please, take a break from here and go subject some new unsuspecting people to your stupidity?

… Lohan looks like she doesn’t even know how to shower so this is… not surprising lol

Can’t a petition be started to have her banned from the face of the earth?

@59 OMG did u really call someone a racial slur?!?!? WTF? Hey cutie, I’m African-American. Ooooh, can’t WAIT to hear the names u can come u with for that!

Seriously now, tell the truth…..

You’ve had a lobotomy haven’t you?

Ahhhhh, ahhhh yep yep I knew it!

Whew, girl, don’t play like that, why didn’t u just say so???

And here I was thinking you were just stupid! Sheesh

I’m curious does that metal plate in your forehead block EVERY sensible thought from getting out or just when you try to post online?

@59

and BTW sugar, just how LONG have u thought u were the Queen of New Jersey?

That toilet paper crown you got at the pageant in the Psych Ward honey was just for fun. The art teacher forgot her origami paper so they had to come up with something quick for the Saturday night social. It was all pretend baby. New Jersey doesnt really belong to you.

all_d’z_kidz will you be my friend? I have a “rap” concert I need to attend and I want to look cool. Also I need to borrow some of your clothes, and will you be a pal and braid my hair into some of those “corn rolls”? Thanks.

I’m totally kidding. Or am I?…

@192
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kidding??? of course we are!

Ordinarily Lindsey goes to the city zoo to be groomed and cleaned by a group of apes….they pick her lice, ticks and crabs and pick her teeth clean……but she was unable to get there on time…hence she had to do it herself…..Damn midtown traffic!!!!

Its good she is cleaning her teeth , but to be completly honest thats not what needs to be cleaning !

Why is she a star? Why would anyone even waste film on her ugly ass?

thanks so much – its as if youread my mind. I had been wondering what she did with her day – now I no longer wonder.

;)

yes

is the answer to your question

hey come on jrzmommy lay off Jacq she is just one of a few people who make me love this site, along with the likes of PapaHotNuts(u r so my fave)Kristie Lee ( if i was into rug munchin u r the girl), Big Jim(shame u are married and Canadian.LOL), oshkoshb-goshdammgosh(u always make me piss myself laughing) Hmmm Landman always has me thinking of his Land cock for some reason and sorry to any one else that i have forgotton as this is my very FIRST post but a very long time reader. It is because of u guys that i get paid for a full time wage at work when i only actually work prob 20 hrs a week. I love u guys :)