Lindsay Lohan lied about saving kids? GTFO.

December 14th, 2009 // 50 Comments

So remember when Lindsay Lohan tweeted about saving 40 kids in India last week? She made that shit up to, I’m assuming, absolutely no one’s surprise. NY Daily News reports:

“She was not even in the country when this raid happened,” Bhuwan told the Telegraph.
The children were reportedly freed Tuesday from a central New Delhi workshop and taken to the Ashram rehabilitation centre before being united with their families. Bhuwan says the operation took place hours before Lohan landed in India and a day before the actress and a BBC Three film crew visited the rehab centre.
“We’ll be complaining to the BBC and talking to our lawyers,” Bhuwan said in the paper. “Would Lohan know where these workshops are?”
Bhuwan accused the “Mean Girls” star of trivializing a child rescue operation that the local police and magistrates reportedly took two months to plan.

In Lindsay’s defense, I don’t think she was attempting to trivialize the operation as much as minimize its importance while making it look like she’s the Firecrotch Rambo of child-saving.

*looks up definition of “trivialize”*

Okay, that guy might’ve been right.

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Comments (50)

  1. ed tatem | December 14, 2009 at 1:21 am

    FIRST!

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  2. screamobaby | December 14, 2009 at 1:21 am

    Both India and LL suck ass.

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  3. Firecrotch | December 14, 2009 at 1:29 am

    The first thing that occurred to me was “Is she even in India? Or is she tweeting from a panic room somewhere with a 2 week supply of coke?”

    Glad to see the truth come out, and that ginger thundercunt is revealed for the hypocritical cow she really is.

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  4. Emily | December 14, 2009 at 1:38 am

    This stupid b*tch thinks she’s Angelina Jolie. What a desperate/disgusting attempt at trying to be a legitimate human being. Aint never gonna happen…she’s so finished in Hollywood.

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  5. Paris | December 14, 2009 at 1:38 am

    She’s …so…hot.

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  6. Emily | December 14, 2009 at 1:40 am

    oh, and also…Lindsay Lohan is why I’ll never do coke. She’s so sad…

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  7. Lolo | December 14, 2009 at 1:45 am

    shes so fucking hot

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  8. Megan | December 14, 2009 at 2:03 am

    I like how she’s constantly referred to as the “Mean Girls” star even though that was almost six years ago and nothing defining or lasting. I guess updating it to the “Penis-Breathing Coke Whore” wouldn’t sit well.

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  9. Clearly | December 14, 2009 at 2:23 am

    I think she’s posting responses calling herself hot… Unless there are a few blind people looking at this blog.

    Oh wait.

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  10. Fuck | December 14, 2009 at 2:41 am

    6. Same here man. Same here.

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  11. Jason | December 14, 2009 at 2:46 am

    Slumdog Coke Whore

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  12. Annie Loves Anal | December 14, 2009 at 3:00 am

    hey 8, considering she’s been slopping on Sam Ronson as of late, I think “Tuna fish that has been laying out on the counter top for six days breath + a roomful of cocaine that you had a vacuum nozzle surgically inserted into your right nostril to aid in snorting” would be more fitting.

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  13. wtf | December 14, 2009 at 3:02 am

    she looks so fucking creepy in the 4th picture.

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  14. Annie Rexia | December 14, 2009 at 3:11 am

    So what. She shoved 40 injin kids up her twat and smuggled them across the border. Isn’t that a typical Saturday night for Lindsay?

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  15. Just Sayiing | December 14, 2009 at 3:14 am

    Whoever shot that bitch in the forehead needs a higher caliber rifle!

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  16. Cam Sex | December 14, 2009 at 3:57 am

    Lindsay, please do tweet more about your amazing adventures in saving humanity!!

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  17. Guava Juice | December 14, 2009 at 4:56 am

    Well, in her defense, she probably thought her bathroom was India and named her prescription pills after children. I could see her tweeting “Yeah, 40 kids saved today!” -=drink, slurp, drool=- “Errm, I mean 38!”

    Seriously though, it’s a real cheese dick move to lie about saving children. If it is at all possible, I hope this situation helps her turn over a new leaf. .. or at least cut down on the drugs.

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  18. Guava Juice | December 14, 2009 at 4:57 am

    Well, in her defense, she probably thought her bathroom was India and named her prescription pills after children. I could see her tweeting “Yeah, 40 kids saved today!” -=drink, slurp, drool=- “Errm, I mean 38!”

    Seriously though, it’s a real cheese dick move to lie about saving children. If it is at all possible, I hope this situation helps her turn over a new leaf. .. or at least cut down on the drugs.

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  19. LISTEN | December 14, 2009 at 5:54 am

    SO WHAT!!! SHE ALWAYS LIES

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  20. 4gb micro sd | December 14, 2009 at 6:05 am

    There are real people helping children out there and getting good publicity so she wants the publicity without doing the work?

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  21. la chica | December 14, 2009 at 6:50 am

    it was all a publicity stunt. she has no interest in anything humanitarian. i’m glad the famewhore’s lies have been revealed.

    i’m predicting a permanent return to long island soon because it looks as if SamRo has finally stopped bank-rolling her.

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  22. MissGuyDead | December 14, 2009 at 9:06 am

    I’ll be nice & give Lindsay the benefit of the doubt here. She probably has saved 40 kids, who says abortion can’t save kids? Could you imagine her with ONE child? I think she should be commended for doing the right thing, FOR THE CHILDREN! Of course being the modest soul Lindsay is the true count is probably closer to 80 but who’s counting these day? SHE SAVED KIDS PEOPLE, KIDS!

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  23. missywissy | December 14, 2009 at 9:12 am

    Is that a bendi, or is one of her freckles really happy to be out of her bathroom?

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  24. David Hasslehoff's Beer Farts | December 14, 2009 at 9:51 am

    She has to have one of the most ugly and annoying smiles of all time.

    God I hate this pig.

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  25. joebob | December 14, 2009 at 10:52 am

    Painful though it is to defend Ms Lohan, I must note that she didn’t tweet that she, personally, had saved 40 kids — only that 40 kids *had* been saved.

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  26. Tiffany | December 14, 2009 at 11:23 am

    I hope this trip isn’t just a PR trip. I really hope she find peace. Get all of her clothes here http://outfitidentifier.com/?cat=126

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  27. whorehan sucks dick | December 14, 2009 at 12:39 pm

    Figures that an attention whore like her would lie about this to get publicity. What she should have done is to contact them, and ask how they could use her celebrity to advance their cause; that would have been very positive. Instead, she shits all over their cause, trying to draw attention away from them & to her. Fucking attention whore.

    I so hate this slutty bitch…

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  28. Georgie Fame | December 14, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    Honestly, what serious documentarian would take her to India for a serious story. What’s up with that?

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  29. Georgie Fame | December 14, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    Honestly, what serious documentarian would take her to India for a serious story. What’s up with that?

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  30. Drug Lord | December 14, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    Lindsay is a smart businessman. She is cutting out the middleman and buying her drugs direct from the vendor. That’s fooking smart right there

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  31. cc | December 14, 2009 at 7:57 pm

    When you are as drug-addled as Lindsay, getting little things wrong, like what continent you are on, is easy.

    That spot on her head was from some guys cock missing her mouth.

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  32. internet douche | December 14, 2009 at 8:08 pm

    i don’t see why she’d lie about that…i think some asshole wanted attention or something, because she never specifically said what she was doing there…”Lindsay Lohan has just completed filming in India for a BBC Three project on child trafficking. We would like to stress that she did not say she was present at the raid, this is a misinterpretation,” the spokesperson said. “She was merely referring to a raid that happened connected to child trafficking – the subject of the program.” SEE??? FUCK ALL OF YOU. there’s nothing wrong with this girl she was a fucking child star WE ALL FORGAVE DREW BARRYMORE DIDN’T WE>>>????? everyone is such a jerkoff over the internet because you’re able to say whatever you want anonymously…but the reality is if you saw Linsday Lohan in real life you’d probably shit your pants and then tell all your friends

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  33. Emily | December 14, 2009 at 8:32 pm

    seriously, all of the comments on here are f*cking hilarious. well done, people.

    #32- that’s because drew went to rehab and actually cleaned herself up, became a functioning member of society and now owns a successful production company. It’s called getting your shit together, and people respect drew for that, at least I do.

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  34. Emily | December 14, 2009 at 8:34 pm

    and i’ve seen linsday here in ny before and my pants are clean, thx.

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  35. Rachel | December 14, 2009 at 10:23 pm

    Hold up…let’s look at this differently….Those Indian people spend millions of our hard earned cash from benefits they get from our F’d up Government and have the notion they can gripe about a 23 year old girl??? MAN!!! All indians need to get the HELL OUT OF OUR COUNTRY…and we won’t send out money and people to yours….

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  36. Indian | December 14, 2009 at 10:36 pm

    Please take this white trash out of my country.

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  38. Yeah... | December 14, 2009 at 10:42 pm

    Lindsay you have lousy as hell parents and I feel sorry for you for that. I’m sure this has effect you life immensely. However if you want to be seen as a humanitarian I suggest actually be genuine about your accomplishments, otherwise you are only further undermining your reputation.

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  39. ALGoresdementia | December 14, 2009 at 10:46 pm

    Lindsey Lied
    Ghandi Died

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  41. cc | December 14, 2009 at 11:54 pm

    “Lindsay is a smart businessman. She is cutting out the middleman and buying her drugs direct from the vendor. That’s fooking smart right there”

    Well, considering she was looking for coke in Peru and ended up in India, perhaps not.

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  44. delanick | December 15, 2009 at 3:24 am

    This chick is such a loser. She has one play left before leaving film, PORN, and no one would watch that if it starred her. Come on, LL bending over? Her head would fall off…. *Someone else can finish this, I’m out*

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  46. Narcissist | December 15, 2009 at 4:19 am

    Watch out India, that girl has plague.

    This story is nothing. I heard Lindsay could outrun bullets and jump over skyscrapers.

    She was probably wrangling employees for “Shoe-han” or whatever.

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  47. Narcissist | December 15, 2009 at 4:26 am

    @ 32 – “…but the reality is if you saw Linsday Lohan in real life you’d probably shit your pants and then tell all your friends.”

    I’d probably shit on all my friends then fuck her to death.

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  48. Scentsy modern woman | December 17, 2009 at 11:05 pm

    I think it’s interesting that she is just a few years behind all the A-list actors and actresses that have proven their philanthropy and got press for it… next she’ll try and adopt a child from a third world country–

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